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Going to AMERICA, help!

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Jake...
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Hello soon to be fellow muricans!

I am coming down to escape the polar bears and embrace your american culture and what's finer than a good old fashioned Nascar race in Bristol Tennessee.

I need your help!

In order to fully embrace Merica, I want to deck myself out in some american flag bandanas and some eagles soaring threw american flags or something along these lines of a t shirt (that I can rip sleeves off of). Where can I purchase these items cheap so I will fit in? Time is off the essence, online ordering is out of the question.

Any other suggestions that will help me be as american as possible are appreciated!
Aug 20 2014 8:11AM
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smooter
Posts: 1121 - Karma: 1,365
youre gonna look like a dickhead just sayin
Aug 20 2014 8:14AM
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spaceghostpurp
Posts: 249 - Karma: 835
buy some hunting camo. you will never look out of place. i recomend realtree.
Aug 20 2014 8:41AM
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Caucasian_Asian
Posts: 2447 - Karma: 1,665
Flea market
Aug 20 2014 8:43AM
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-benedetto
Posts: 5238 - Karma: 1,359
Wal-mart. And you can feel American as fuck shopping there!
Aug 20 2014 8:51AM
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baethoven
Posts: 4953 - Karma: 332
Jake...soaring threw american flags


Soaring sounds like a dick..
Aug 20 2014 9:14AM
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TurquoiseGrizzly
Posts: 1819 - Karma: 13,149
Goodwill.

That is all.

USA! USA!
Aug 20 2014 9:29AM
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Mag
Posts: 8155 - Karma: 14,809
smooteryoure gonna look like a dickhead just sayin


nonsense https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCQmgjLhIZw
Aug 20 2014 9:35AM
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ANDR01D
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Wal-Mart is the place to go.
Aug 20 2014 9:38AM
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KravtZ
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Just search online. Way easier especially if your not even here yet so much more american flag gear. That being said...the two most american things to wear is american flags and camo.
Aug 20 2014 9:39AM
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TurquoiseGrizzly
Posts: 1819 - Karma: 13,149
Time is off the essence, online ordering is out of the question[/QUOTE]

QUOTE=13099399:KravtZ]Just search online. Way easier especially if your not even here yet so much more american flag gear. That being said...the two most american things to wear is american flags and camo.[/QUOTE]

Reeead.
Aug 20 2014 9:49AM
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ThaLorax
Posts: 21061 - Karma: 8,366
Sooooo, you intend to move to our country and proceed to mock our culture?
Aug 20 2014 12:50PM
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JAHpow
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Aug 20 2014 1:15PM
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Pigeon.
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goodwill and walmart are the best places to look. gas stations sometimes.

if you really want to embrace american culture make sure you act better than everybody else and say freedom and 'merica in every sentence.
Aug 20 2014 6:09PM
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Park_Mho
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Op:

Aug 20 2014 8:35PM
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BigScaryLarry
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my best suggestion is to not come to the fucking US cuz its fucked up and sucks. unless you are coming to vt. vt is the bomb
Aug 20 2014 10:21PM
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Wampire
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First you have to get really fat, and if you are going to be in Tennessee make sure to bring a cousin.

you in your cousin will most likely bang there
Aug 20 2014 10:26PM
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JGWI
Posts: 2842 - Karma: 7,812
You might want to hurry your ass to Mississippi or you might be seriously hurt.
Aug 20 2014 10:41PM
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.frenchy
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Why don't you just buy some Dale Earnhardt Jr stuff instead of lookin like a huge NASCAR-gaper


And are you going to Sprint cup or Nationwide race?
Aug 20 2014 10:52PM
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.frenchy
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WampireFirst you have to get really fat, and if you are going to be in Tennessee make sure to bring a cousin.

you in your cousin will most likely bang there


DBH5601You might want to hurry your ass to Mississippi or you might be seriously hurt.


2 people who obviously have never been south of the Mason-Dixie line.... L o l

Oh look at that, looked at your profiles, you live in Colorado and Minnesota.
Aug 20 2014 10:59PM
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Wampire
Posts: 1217 - Karma: 4,684
.frenchy2 people who obviously have never been south of the Mason-Dixie line.... L o l

Oh look at that, looked at your profiles, you live in Colorado and Minnesota.


well it was a joke.... so
Aug 20 2014 11:03PM
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plyswthsqrrls
Posts: 838 - Karma: 2,269
my best advice would be to turn around and head back to canada, where healthcare is free and no one gives a fuck
Aug 20 2014 11:12PM
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JGWI
Posts: 2842 - Karma: 7,812
.frenchy2 people who obviously have never been south of the Mason-Dixie line.... L o l

Oh look at that, looked at your profiles, you live in Colorado and Minnesota.


unknowledgeably assumption is a dangerous thing.
Aug 20 2014 11:48PM
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