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You are given an Unlimited supply of something...

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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,122
What would it be? The next user gets to set the condition?

E.g.
user 1: Jalapenos

user 2: Can only be used as dildos.

Tigers
and so on...


I'll start:

unlimited bacon.
Aug 8 2014 4:19PM
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Mingg
Posts: 13936 - Karma: 48,465
Adolf.HitlerYou have to get the Hamas to fuck them before you get any of it.

Chips.


No dip.


Newbss
Aug 11 2014 11:55PM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,122
MinggNo dip.


Newbss


can't be trolled


fans
Aug 12 2014 3:39PM
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Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,656
LE.Skiingcan't be trolled


fans


They only turn on when its too cold.


Baby oil
Aug 12 2014 3:46PM
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
Chubz.They only turn on when its too cold.


Baby oil


You can only use it on babies.

Tape
Aug 12 2014 4:05PM
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.FRY.
Posts: 5620 - Karma: 22,852
.Rybak.You can only use it on babies.

Tape


it isn't sticky

puppies
Aug 12 2014 4:06PM
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BeeRad
Posts: 206 - Karma: 842
.FRY.it isn't sticky

puppies


reproduce at alarming rate

diet coke
Aug 12 2014 4:19PM
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bfulmer
Posts: 3053 - Karma: 1,975
BeeRadreproduce at alarming rate

diet coke


It's the only liquid you're allowed to consume

Hot Pockets
Aug 12 2014 4:23PM
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.FRY.
Posts: 5620 - Karma: 22,852
bfulmerIt's the only liquid you're allowed to consume

Hot Pockets


they're not hot


microwaves
Aug 12 2014 4:25PM
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Lucky.
Posts: 318 - Karma: -644
.FRY.they're not hot


microwaves


you're yes and there no

ladies ladies
Aug 12 2014 4:27PM
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louie.mirags
Posts: 6015 - Karma: 5,028
you're limited to a 400watt generator



Nachos and cheese
Aug 12 2014 4:27PM
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TurquoiseGrizzly
Posts: 1819 - Karma: 13,149
louie.miragsyou're limited to a 400watt generator



Nachos and cheese


add some chili

pokemon cards
Aug 12 2014 4:30PM
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.FRY.
Posts: 5620 - Karma: 22,852
GrizzlyBurradd some chili

pokemon cards


they're all magikarps
Aug 12 2014 4:31PM
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.FRY.
Posts: 5620 - Karma: 22,852
tacos
Aug 12 2014 4:31PM
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BeeRad
Posts: 206 - Karma: 842
.FRY.tacos


stale shells

steak
Aug 12 2014 4:33PM
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TurquoiseGrizzly
Posts: 1819 - Karma: 13,149
BeeRadstale shells

steak


A1

poop
Aug 12 2014 4:38PM
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BeeRad
Posts: 206 - Karma: 842
GrizzlyBurrA1

poop


always diarrhea


licorice
Aug 12 2014 4:40PM
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louie.mirags
Posts: 6015 - Karma: 5,028
BeeRadalways diarrhea


licorice


must be dipped in hot sauce



nice tits
Aug 12 2014 4:41PM
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BeeRad
Posts: 206 - Karma: 842
louie.miragsmust be dipped in hot sauce



nice tits


can never be seen



newschoolers
Aug 12 2014 4:43PM
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TurquoiseGrizzly
Posts: 1819 - Karma: 13,149
louie.miragsmust be dipped in hot sauce



nice tits


Leanne Crow

lumberjacks
Aug 12 2014 4:43PM
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TurquoiseGrizzly
Posts: 1819 - Karma: 13,149
shit shit shit.

BeeRadcan never be seen



newschoolers


boredom slayer

lumberjacks
Aug 12 2014 4:48PM
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Elg
Posts: 2998 - Karma: 3,880
GrizzlyBurrshit shit shit.



boredom slayer

lumberjacks


There are no trees left

steroids
Aug 12 2014 5:57PM
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IKEA
Posts: 622 - Karma: 3,111
ElgThere are no trees left

steroids


Every pill makes your dick shrink with 1 inch

Moose
Aug 12 2014 6:06PM
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.FRY.
Posts: 5620 - Karma: 22,852
TheJesusManEvery pill makes your dick shrink with 1 inch

Moose


it's mating season

computers
Aug 12 2014 6:07PM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,122
.FRY.it's mating season

computers


Pentium 1 with only 56k connection


TV's
Aug 12 2014 6:09PM
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Spagett+
Posts: 3499 - Karma: 14,884
LE.SkiingPentium 1 with only 56k connection


TV's


All you can watch on them is Al Roker walking on a treadmill nude.



Bread
Aug 12 2014 6:15PM
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McFellon
Posts: 1841 - Karma: 2,005
SpagettAll you can watch on them is Al Roker walking on a treadmill nude.



Bread


No butter.

Trampolines
Aug 12 2014 6:18PM
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.FRY.
Posts: 5620 - Karma: 22,852
McFellonNo butter.

Trampolines


they aren't bouncy


weed
Aug 12 2014 6:19PM
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IKEA
Posts: 622 - Karma: 3,111
.FRY.they aren't bouncy


weed


Its seaweed

Rubber ducks
Aug 12 2014 6:22PM
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
TheJesusManIts seaweed

Rubber ducks


They're filled with poop.

Asians
Aug 12 2014 7:53PM
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TurquoiseGrizzly
Posts: 1819 - Karma: 13,149
.Rybak.They're filled with poop.

Asians


Look like they have to always poop


Dragonball Z
Aug 12 2014 8:09PM
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BeeRad
Posts: 206 - Karma: 842
GrizzlyBurrLook like they have to always poop


Dragonball Z


Only 30 second episodes


Macbook Air
Aug 12 2014 8:11PM
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IKEA
Posts: 622 - Karma: 3,111
BeeRadOnly 30 second episodes


Macbook Air


Only web browser you can use is Internet Explorer

Safety scissors
Aug 12 2014 8:13PM
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
TheJesusManOnly web browser you can use is Internet Explorer

Safety scissors


You always cut yourself on them.

mod powers on ns.
Aug 12 2014 8:31PM
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.FRY.
Posts: 5620 - Karma: 22,852
.Rybak.You always cut yourself on them.

mod powers on ns.


aren't allowed to ban people


slaves
Aug 12 2014 8:33PM
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
.FRY.aren't allowed to ban people


slaves


I already said that one you dildo.

But they all escape to the north.

cologne
Aug 12 2014 8:36PM
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BeeRad
Posts: 206 - Karma: 842
.Rybak.I already said that one you dildo.

But they all escape to the north.

cologne


All smells like somalians

Brand new skis
Aug 12 2014 8:37PM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,122
BeeRadAll smells like somalians

Brand new skis


Defective ski's, no edges.


dixie cups.
Aug 12 2014 8:40PM
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BeeRad
Posts: 206 - Karma: 842
LE.SkiingDefective ski's, no edges.


dixie cups.


10 Pin holes in bottom of cups



Chipotle burritos
Aug 12 2014 8:42PM
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AT-AT
Posts: 3281 - Karma: 3,256
Adolf.HitlerYou have to get the Hamas to fuck them before you get any of it.

Chips.


They are chips in your topsheets.

Happiness.
Aug 12 2014 8:45PM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,122
AT-ATThey are chips in your topsheets.

Happiness.


Happiness of others paid by the expense of your happiness.


flesh lights
Aug 12 2014 8:48PM
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BeeRad
Posts: 206 - Karma: 842
LE.SkiingHappiness of others paid by the expense of your happiness.


flesh lights


Never moist


flash lights
Aug 12 2014 8:49PM
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
BeeRadNever moist


flash lights


Always moist.

lube.
Aug 12 2014 8:52PM
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BeeRad
Posts: 206 - Karma: 842
.Rybak.Always moist.

lube.


only applicable on buttonholes


iphone
Aug 12 2014 8:55PM
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.FRY.
Posts: 5620 - Karma: 22,852
BeeRadonly applicable on buttonholes


iphone


the original one

gay guys
Aug 12 2014 8:59PM
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NEPTR
Posts: 766 - Karma: 1,936
.FRY.the original one

gay guys


you are forced to watch them have sex every night,



jiberish and saga
Aug 12 2014 9:01PM
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milk_man
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 6,494
KBoneyou are forced to watch them have sex every night,



jiberish and saga


Only in the largest sizes they make.


Glue
Aug 12 2014 9:11PM
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AT-AT
Posts: 3281 - Karma: 3,256
milk_manOnly in the largest sizes they make.


Glue


it doesnt dry

bitcoins
Aug 12 2014 9:13PM
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Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,656
KBoneyou are forced to watch them have sex every night,



jiberish and saga


Its all size small.


Brand new cars
Aug 12 2014 9:14PM
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BeeRad
Posts: 206 - Karma: 842
Chubz.Its all size small.


Brand new cars


all have 2 gallon tanks


blankets
Aug 12 2014 9:16PM
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Mr.Mitten
Posts: 1298 - Karma: 3,582
BeeRadall have 2 gallon tanks


blankets


Can only be used as hand covers and fap naps for jackin the bean stalk


Olive Oil
Aug 12 2014 9:21PM
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