Early this morning I received a phone call from a somewhat distanced friend. He frantically explained to me that he needed my help.
After a bit of calming he explained to me that while he had been at his girlfriends house, his aunt had gone up to clean his room and discovered his poorly hidden stash.
Luckily for my friend, his parents are out of town but the aunt still called his dad and told him about it.
When confronted over the phone by his dad, my friend, under the gun, came up with an elaborate story involving a friend named Chace (who doesn't actually exist) coming over the night before and smoking in his bathroom.
Now here's the favor:
He asked me to play the role of 'Chace', a nineteen year old pothead living on his own, and to talk to his dad over the phone and explain the whole situation to his raging parents.
If I do this for him, he promised to take me to Olive Garden [my favorite restaurant] whenever I want.
If I don't do this for him, well.. He gets kicked out at the age of 16 to his own devices.
This is a really fucking shitty situation that he dragged me into, but I love the guy and would hate to be the reason he gets kicked out of his home.
So my question is.. WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO? Do I help him out and collect the reward or tell him no and watch him get kicked out?
I could really use some advice right now..