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So my friend asked me for a favor...

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brotherdad
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Early this morning I received a phone call from a somewhat distanced friend. He frantically explained to me that he needed my help.

After a bit of calming he explained to me that while he had been at his girlfriends house, his aunt had gone up to clean his room and discovered his poorly hidden stash.

Luckily for my friend, his parents are out of town but the aunt still called his dad and told him about it.

When confronted over the phone by his dad, my friend, under the gun, came up with an elaborate story involving a friend named Chace (who doesn't actually exist) coming over the night before and smoking in his bathroom.

Now here's the favor:
He asked me to play the role of 'Chace', a nineteen year old pothead living on his own, and to talk to his dad over the phone and explain the whole situation to his raging parents.

If I do this for him, he promised to take me to Olive Garden [my favorite restaurant] whenever I want.

If I don't do this for him, well.. He gets kicked out at the age of 16 to his own devices.

This is a really fucking shitty situation that he dragged me into, but I love the guy and would hate to be the reason he gets kicked out of his home.

So my question is.. WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO? Do I help him out and collect the reward or tell him no and watch him get kicked out?

I could really use some advice right now..
Jul 27 2014 5:14PM
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.FRY.
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fucking do it! how could you even consider passing up free olive garden?
Jul 27 2014 5:18PM
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SnowshoeThompson
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I guess you have to ask yourself how bad do you want bread sticks? If his parents are crazy enough to abandon their 16 year old son because he has a little bit of weed in his room then don't assume everything is going to be cool after a phone conversation.
Jul 27 2014 5:43PM
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Dolan.Escobar
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Olive garden. I doubt theyll kick him out at 16 but still, if you dont know his parents, it cant hurt you
Jul 27 2014 5:44PM
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Sno.
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Hey...when you're here, you're family.
Jul 27 2014 5:48PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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any parent that would actually kick out their kid at 16 because of a little bit of weed isn't going to buy your bullshit phone call, but I'd still go ahead and do it for him anyway. mainly because i totally had a friend bail me out at that age. my parents came home, smelled it, made me piss in a cup the next morning....except that i woke up early and snuck over to my next door neighbor's house who was also my age. i knew he was clean, so he pissed for me. passed it off to my parents and totally got the whole, "OMG we're so sorry we doubted you!" when it came back clean. haha, i win. so yeah, help him out.

oh, any even if you don't do it, you're not the reason he got kicked out of his house. he's a big boy. he's the one that decided to blow dank. he is the only one responsible for the consequences.
Jul 27 2014 5:52PM
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dylan.horne.522
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I doubt they would kick him out over some weed. Personally I would kind of enjoy it. There is no legal backdrop to it unless you are fined for possession. Just make sure you do a good job otherwise he is really in trouble.
Jul 27 2014 6:00PM
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theBearJew
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Do it for the breadsticks.
Jul 27 2014 6:05PM
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TOAST.
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what do you have to lose from this? Help him out. Get a calling app that gives you a random number so they cant even trace it to you.
Jul 27 2014 6:12PM
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Dwarftosser1
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Damn all of you, now I'm going to Olive Garden.
Jul 27 2014 6:15PM
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Edward.
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If the kid is just 16 and already on the verge of being kicked out of the house, what makes you think this is the only time something like this will happen to him? Olive garden is tempting though...
Jul 27 2014 6:36PM
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lurking
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Wtf kind of name is Chace
Jul 27 2014 6:39PM
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.FRY.
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Edward.If the kid is just 16 and already on the verge of being kicked out of the house, what makes you think this is the only time something like this will happen to him? Olive garden is tempting though...


he's not a bad kid just because his parents know about his weed and overreacted.
Jul 27 2014 6:45PM
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cornholio
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do the call, talk like some dumbass rastafari the whole time. record the conversation and upload it here
Jul 27 2014 6:48PM
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gnar_whal
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hey OP I called up your friends dad and told him about this thread
Jul 27 2014 7:56PM
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dingus
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If you go through with it send me some breadsticks

2904 S West Temple, Salt Lake City, Utah
Jul 27 2014 8:01PM
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swaggerboi
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dingusIf you go through with it send me some breadsticks

2904 S West Temple, Salt Lake City, Utah


I just sprinkled some garlic powder on a dildo and mailed it to you. close enough I hope.
Jul 27 2014 8:27PM
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ZachAndCheese
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I'll do it OP what's your friends number, I'm actually quite high right now so it could be quite interesting.
Jul 27 2014 8:27PM
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Edward.
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.FRY.he's not a bad kid just because his parents know about his weed and overreacted.


Well you can either view it as his parents over reacting or him being a "bad kid". Either way, he's still about to be kicked out of the house.

If his parents are bad at dealing with situations like this then it's probably going to happen again, since the kid is just doing things an average 16 year old would do.
Jul 27 2014 8:30PM
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dingus
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SexWith2GorillasI just sprinkled some garlic powder on a dildo and mailed it to you. close enough I hope.


thank you
Jul 27 2014 8:30PM
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brotherdad
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Update: Friend got caught before I even had to call. Bummer..
Jul 28 2014 11:43AM
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deleted5
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parents aren't that stupid, you really think we're going to buy the excuse of my friend smokeed it then left it in my room.
Jul 28 2014 12:09PM
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Mr.noodle
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Find a friend who doesn't know him that you can trust give him 20$ and have him do it
Jul 28 2014 12:18PM
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gRAPEFRUIT
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STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLE!
Jul 28 2014 12:20PM
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saskskier
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DINKLEBERGUpdate: Friend got caught before I even had to call. Bummer..


Good. It wouldn't have worked.

My guess this isn't the first time it's happened or there is other stuff going on in the background you aren't aware of. Parents don't kick their kids out for a one time thing.

Also, owning up to something you did wrong is going to work far better than trying to come up with bad, made up excuses.
Jul 28 2014 12:39PM
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brotherdad
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saskskierGood. It wouldn't have worked.

My guess this isn't the first time it's happened or there is other stuff going on in the background you aren't aware of. Parents don't kick their kids out for a one time thing.

Also, owning up to something you did wrong is going to work far better than trying to come up with bad, made up excuses.


Yeah, as far as I know this is his second time getting caught.
Jul 28 2014 12:41PM
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Mr.Sloth
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Pay me to do it.
Jul 28 2014 12:43PM
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GayWolf420
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saskskierGood. It wouldn't have worked.

My guess this isn't the first time it's happened or there is other stuff going on in the background you aren't aware of. Parents don't kick their kids out for a one time thing.

Also, owning up to something you did wrong is going to work far better than trying to come up with bad, made up excuses.


yeah no, bullshitting parents when it comes to this stuff never works out. they'll just fuck you over even harder.
Jul 28 2014 12:56PM
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ZachAndCheese
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I always keep three stashes. The mega stash and two smaller ones all hidden in different spots. This way if one is found I act like I'm fessing up and show another smaller stash while still retaining my weed. My parents are also like "we're proud of the fact that you're coming clean" and don't do much.
Jul 28 2014 2:28PM
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CaptainObvious.
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DINKLEBERGYeah, as far as I know this is his second time getting caught.


Kicking your child out of the house for having weed a second time is the shittiest parenting I've ever heard of.
Jul 28 2014 2:48PM
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dela
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The real problem here is that your favorite restaurant is the olive garden....
Jul 28 2014 6:02PM
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theBearJew
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ZachAndCheeseI always keep three stashes. The mega stash and two smaller ones all hidden in different spots. This way if one is found I act like I'm fessing up and show another smaller stash while still retaining my weed. My parents are also like "we're proud of the fact that you're coming clean" and don't do much.


Smart guy over here. Plan for what happens when you get caught. But what if they find the mega stash?
Jul 28 2014 6:08PM
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Turd.Ferguson
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i submit a formal request that op record phone call and put it on this thread.
Jul 28 2014 6:11PM
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Phil-X-
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ZachAndCheeseI always keep three stashes. The mega stash and two smaller ones all hidden in different spots. This way if one is found I act like I'm fessing up and show another smaller stash while still retaining my weed. My parents are also like "we're proud of the fact that you're coming clean" and don't do much.


lol so many flaws
1- Way more likely your parents will find a stash they wouldnt have previously

2-If you give them more weed, they are aware you have multiple stashes and think your a stoner for having so much weed in different locations

3-shits gonna get stanky or lost if you have weed hidden all over the place



theBearJewSmart guy over here. Plan for what happens when you get caught. But what if they find the mega stash?


He asks to trade them 2 micro-stashes for the mega-stash
Jul 28 2014 6:16PM
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swaggerboi
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If I ever caught my son smokin the devils lettuce I'd kill him. no doubt about that one.
Jul 28 2014 9:05PM
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Z-PAULY.
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"Jah mon it was all my kush. i hotboxxxed that batroom of yos so hard yo. yo sun about to take me out to jah olive graden mon. we gon eat so many breadsticks mon and hella keef right before so we will have that munchies mon. id love it if you came itd be a great bonding time for you and yo sun mon. stay lifted my brutha; yo sun is a great kid and smokes mad weed but you just gotta accept our rastafari lifestyle mon"
Jul 28 2014 9:43PM
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Dolan.Escobar
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Op, to make it simpler, you could;

1 asks mods to delete this thread

2 make a new thread saying that your buddys parents found your weed that you accidentally left in his house.

3 have ur friend show the thread to his parents

4 fettucini alfredo
Jul 28 2014 10:08PM
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milk_man
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Do it. Olive Garden is amazing. It's even more amazing because it's free.


inb4 his parents tell him that he can never see you or hangout with you again because of what 'you' did
Jul 28 2014 10:24PM
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Kooky_Lukey
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snobunnyHey...when you're here, you're family.


Isn't that applebee's?
Jul 28 2014 10:27PM
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miroz
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Kooky_LukeyIsn't that applebee's?


Jul 28 2014 10:40PM
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Toaster-Tony
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Lol at 16 year olds paying each other off in Olive Garden
Jul 28 2014 10:50PM
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deleted5
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DiabeetoLol at 16 year olds paying each other off in Olive Garden


*sucking
Jul 28 2014 11:50PM
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Sno.
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zzzskizzz*sucking


that worked flawlessly
Jul 28 2014 11:53PM
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SFB
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if my son is ever 420 blasing in my house u better believe hes going to be homeless.
Jul 29 2014 1:11AM
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Dolan.Escobar
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SFBif my son is ever 420 blasing in my house u better believe hes going to be homeless.


Why would u be so harsh? Dont have kids then
Jul 29 2014 1:30AM
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ZachAndCheese
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theBearJewSmart guy over here. Plan for what happens when you get caught. But what if they find the mega stash?


Phil-X-lol so many flaws
1- Way more likely your parents will find a stash they wouldnt have previously

2-If you give them more weed, they are aware you have multiple stashes and think your a stoner for having so much weed in different locations

3-shits gonna get stanky or lost if you have weed hidden all over the place





He asks to trade them 2 micro-stashes for the mega-stash


The mega stash is hidden in an airtight WWII ammo container that is camo. This is hidden in a tree where I have it tied up. The mini stashes are hidden in airtight prescription orange cans and hidden throughout my house. It's pretty solid.
Jul 29 2014 7:26AM
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bfulmer
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If I someday catch my son smoking weed, I'm going to smoke it all in front of him and then take him to olive garden, where I will make him watch me eat for 3 hours. He won't get a single bread stick.
Jul 29 2014 9:34AM
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spaceghostpurp
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im going to let my kids smoke at my house but i wouldnt want them to do it elsewhere because then they can get into trouble and be dumb. atleast at my house they can do dumb shit and make me laugh..
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