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Saying goodbye to your close friends

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theabortionator
Posts: 51257 - Karma: 157,292
It never get's easier. It's one of the hardest things to come to terms with. Although park skiing can be brutal you just don't like to think about it. I had to lay down a friend yesterday. My new gear is nice and all but I miss my friend. Do you have an attachment to your skis even after they meet their end? To you try and piece them together and keep them going or just leave them to rot and buy a new pair with the first ding?
Jul 23 2014 3:36AM
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eheath
Posts: 61090 - Karma: 118,078
I mostly just hate breaking in new skis.
Jul 23 2014 4:16AM
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HappySoda
Posts: 333 - Karma: 449
I think you sort of get emotionally attached to the skis especially because you progress together in early park skiing times
Jul 23 2014 4:24AM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
I sex my skis every morning before I go out so that if anything happens they will know that I love them.
Jul 23 2014 4:26AM
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skier58284
Posts: 1705 - Karma: 5,365
My Obsetheds are my best friends. I will love them forever, regardless of how damaged they get. I will never retire them even if I need duct tape to hold them together.
Jul 23 2014 4:48AM
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90053
Posts: 2565 - Karma: 3,728
DaleEarnhardtI sex my skis every morning before I go out so that if anything happens they will know that I love them.


semen is the best wax
Jul 23 2014 5:31AM
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Mag
Posts: 8155 - Karma: 14,809
pussyfooterI mostly just hate breaking in new skis.


Does that not just mean you clipping in for the first time?
Jul 23 2014 8:14AM
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ndye
Posts: 3756 - Karma: 7,088
MagDoes that not just mean you clipping in for the first time?


ouch
Jul 23 2014 9:47AM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14477 - Karma: 10,515
I think my lizzies are the only skis I really love and will never get rid of. One of the edges separated from the sidewall, had a chance to warranty for Bacons, didn't do it. Nothing can replace my lizzies. Still ski them often.
Jul 23 2014 9:58AM
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Miomo
Posts: 4302 - Karma: 14,131
tusken_assraidersemen is the best wax


The goat variety works best
Jul 23 2014 11:55AM
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ZachAndCheese
Posts: 816 - Karma: 5,116
I mostly hate paying for new gear
Jul 23 2014 11:59AM
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toastyteenagers
Posts: 1834 - Karma: 6,793
"what year are your skis?"-gaper
"ha salomon pocket rockets"- some dad
Jul 23 2014 12:31PM
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broto
Posts: 9039 - Karma: 25,658
Blend them into dust and spread them across the mountain
Jul 23 2014 12:44PM
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hank.ski
Posts: 1113 - Karma: 3,576
As an extremely reviled professional, I just have whatever company I happen to be riding for send me 60 pairs of the same ski.
Jul 23 2014 1:22PM
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eheath
Posts: 61090 - Karma: 118,078
MagDoes that not just mean you clipping in for the first time?


I mean, no matter how much I weigh, my edges are still sharp until I hit a rail... you dingus.
Jul 23 2014 1:30PM
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eddy9
Posts: 383 - Karma: 216
I hate it when they're new. You know they're the shit so you really want to use them, but you can't go hard cause they're new.
Fresh planks give me mixed emotions.
Jul 23 2014 5:01PM
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RubberSoul
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pussyfooterI mostly just hate breaking in new skis.


yup. sharp edges on rails can suck a dick. and any time that happens it's cause my old edgeless park skis finally bit it, so it's always going from one extreme to the other


but yeah i def have an attachment to my skis, sort of a bummer to retire them
Jul 23 2014 5:14PM
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appa
Posts: 2249 - Karma: 1,739
pussyfooterI mean, no matter how much I weigh, my edges are still sharp until I hit a rail... you dingus.


do a flip
Jul 24 2014 12:03AM
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270on420out
Posts: 7492 - Karma: 50,771
I had a pair of old volkl walls. The very first volkl wall. They were my first twin tip. I learned 360s on them at age 11. Slid boxes and whatnot until age 13. I even threw my first flip on them. It was sad seeing those planks go.
Jul 24 2014 12:13AM
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Z-PAULY.
Posts: 559 - Karma: 284
you always remember those past fun times enjoyed on those skis. you try saving them until there is completely no more and then you hang em up or make them into a chair with your other past "memoirs" and then you get your new gear and you fuck shit up on them in memory of your old skis. then the cycle just goes on.
Jul 24 2014 2:29AM
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CJ_Brown
Posts: 418 - Karma: 171
Whenever I get a new pair of skis, I give them a woman's name. Why you might ask? It makes it easier to love them, to care for them. But then when they are bad to me(break ect.) it makes it easier to just let them go like I would any other woman. I can get real attached to a pair of skis...
Jul 24 2014 5:44AM
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ModMommy
Posts: 10718 - Karma: 55,304
When I hold my new skis for the first time, and they're finally mounted, I give them a name. Naming them just makes parting harder though. I have a pair of ARW's I call Tanner, and I can't ski them anymore because they're cursed. (I swear they are- I've had nothing but brutal injuries on them.) Laying them to rest was so hard for me, but I knew my 4FRNTS were my new love.
Jul 24 2014 11:07AM
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Erikgorn
Posts: 369 - Karma: 1,839
I'm a polygamist so it's not cheating if use different skis
Jul 24 2014 7:15PM
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broto
Posts: 9039 - Karma: 25,658
e_henricksonI'm a polygamist so it's not cheating if use different skis


Do you ski the wasatch by any chance
Jul 24 2014 7:33PM
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last_tango
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 2,665
I have a fear of seeing skis die. I give them away or sell them for really cheap. They are in urban condition when I dump them. I'm an asshole.
Jul 24 2014 9:42PM
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406
Posts: 2302 - Karma: 92
I save all my old pairs
Jul 24 2014 10:58PM
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HolySchimmel
Posts: 1601 - Karma: 1,297
I had to let go of 3 pairs this last season. Really sucks -.-
Jul 25 2014 1:31AM
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Donketts
Posts: 261 - Karma: 173
i face planted and cracked my new oakleys. I was pissed
Jul 25 2014 1:39AM
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