how do i ever wish to have a portal gun think of all the shit u can do! like no need to hike rails anymore or go down stairs think of the possibility's!!
I think my favorite sport in the Olympics is the one in which you make your way through the snow, you stop, you shoot a gun, and then you continue on. In most of the world, it is known as the biathlon, except in New York City, where it is known as winter
I know, El_Barto. With great power comes the fear and cowardice of those against us. But power always trumps weakness. A wise man once told me that oppression is like the pressure on the carbon that is the powerful which ultimately molds them into diamonds. It's a necessary part of the process, he said. And do you know who that wise man was? It was you, El_Barto. It was you.
I would use it to kick op and his mother in the testicles at the same time
I'm an asshole
"I have busted more hippies' noses than all the narcs in the free world." - MotorCity Madman
"Hillary, you might wanna ride one of these into the sunset, you worthless bitch" - Ted Nugent waving 2 machine guns