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What gives you the shits?

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ebenezer
Posts: 27 - Karma: 86
for me its coffee or chipolte
Jul 4 2014 3:38PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
Popeyes chicken
Jul 4 2014 3:43PM
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.FRY.
Posts: 5620 - Karma: 22,852
broccoli
Jul 4 2014 3:50PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
Damn near everything, except immodium
Jul 4 2014 4:57PM
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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,822
Reading your shitty threads.
Jul 4 2014 5:15PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,346
laxatives
Jul 4 2014 5:23PM
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CluckaChuck
Posts: 1541 - Karma: 734
malt liquor and taco bell make for a deathly recipe
Jul 4 2014 5:26PM
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b-kul
Posts: 4350 - Karma: 1,111
dairy and diet soda
Jul 4 2014 5:33PM
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HamFaceGirl
Posts: 5242 - Karma: 2,679
Op's mom's vaginal juices
Jul 5 2014 12:28AM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
week old chinese stir frys
Jul 5 2014 12:29AM
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frickindarn
Posts: 2545 - Karma: 11,374
This thread.
Jul 5 2014 12:52AM
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Dr.Dealgood
Posts: 2587 - Karma: 1,352
Apparently this thread is low in fiber?
Jul 5 2014 1:12AM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,100
I'm living with a bunch of Turkish people, the food they make is making me shit flames every day
Jul 5 2014 11:02AM
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Rusticles
Posts: 2179 - Karma: 1,333
A dozen ipa's
Jul 5 2014 11:07AM
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op14
Posts: 1769 - Karma: 4,586
Italian cold cuts with peppers onions and pickles. Holy shit it's like taking laxatives.
Jul 5 2014 11:16AM
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smooter
Posts: 1121 - Karma: 1,365
beer
milk
chipotle
buffalo wild wings
Jul 5 2014 11:18AM
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RusselCrowe
Posts: 367 - Karma: 1,111
Eating a whole Little Caesars pizza

Not even lactose intolerant but ice cream gives me lots of shttings

A ton of Little Debbies snacks, holy fuck never eat a whole box of cosmic brownies
Jul 5 2014 11:39AM
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crotchvent
Posts: 1527 - Karma: 2,182
Anything from McDonalds within twenty minutes and it isn't solid.
Jul 6 2014 8:39PM
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CaptnCooke
Posts: 24 - Karma: 35
fucking cream cheese man....wanna have a bagel FUCK NO!
Jul 7 2014 3:01AM
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Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,656
Really really good pizza. It's like the better the pizza is, the worse the shits are..and it sucks dick. Pop in the morning will destroy me by noon. Anything other than that is good I have a pretty solid stomach.
Jul 7 2014 3:35AM
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-benedetto
Posts: 5238 - Karma: 1,359
Beer
Jul 7 2014 3:37AM
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DasGoatenshafter
Posts: 580 - Karma: 307
-benedettoBeer


Beer: Noun; Cause of the unholy Beeriod

Beeriod: Noun; The act of menstruating runny poop from your butthole, often accompanied by Firehole

Firehole: Noun; The sensation of having your anus burned away by chemical fire
Jul 7 2014 12:17PM
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skiersupreme
Posts: 1549 - Karma: 4,872
any of mickie d's breakfast food makes me shit literal bricks for multiple days
Jul 7 2014 12:20PM
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fortyvalve
Posts: 1442 - Karma: 1,570
Everything

Crohn's life
Jul 7 2014 12:25PM
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profa_212
Posts: 8633 - Karma: 32,533
Well I just ate like 50 black cherries, and my mom came up to me after and told me they are a natural laxative....and you're only supposed to eat like 10.

I must prepare my throne.
Jul 7 2014 12:43PM
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gRAPEFRUIT
Posts: 380 - Karma: 272
swordsandpensEverything

Crohn's life


That must be awful.


McDonalds usually does it for me. Anything with excessive oil too.
Jul 7 2014 12:52PM
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fortyvalve
Posts: 1442 - Karma: 1,570
gRAPEFRUITThat must be awful.


McDonalds usually does it for me. Anything with excessive oil too.


Not literally everything, but I have a pretty limited amount of stuff that's alright for me to eat compared to the average person, especially on the hill. My case also isn't as serious as some so I'm lucky in that sense.
Jul 7 2014 1:31PM
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Blake.P
Posts: 9894 - Karma: 3,585
Taco Bell breakfast (breakfast crunch wraps ftw) after a night of copious drinking. You feel amazing after you shit it all out about half an hour after you eat though
Jul 7 2014 2:52PM
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gotti
Posts: 4269 - Karma: 4,548
food
Jul 7 2014 11:53PM
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1337
Posts: 31038 - Karma: 29,003
Fritos. For some reason those fuckers get to me every time. It's a shame because I think they're pretty damn tasty.
Jul 8 2014 1:02AM
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