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J_Berg
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So basically there's this girl i've known since Kindergarden and she lives down the street. She enjoys goat semen, and endless pow runs. Well not really, tho she does like to ski. Otherwise she's Hardworking, VERY smart, attractive, and very level headed. A girl I could really see myself with down the road. The road block is the thick headed dbag she's dating now. They've been dating for like two years, and she's told me before that she really doesn't seem them together past highschool. We've been pretty close for awhile, hungout at parties, work together etc. I guess I'm asking how to win her over. It seems like things could line up down the road with similar interests in colleges and even careers. My parents think she's a great girl and have always pushed me to ask her out lolz. Anyway, any tips out there for taking it to the next level or showing her how I feel.
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take it easy
Jul 3 2014 11:48PM
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Spagett+
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1. Kiss a bunch of boys to show her u can get more boys than her
2. Get close to her and tell her about the boys u kiss in return let her bitch to u about her hunk boyfriend who is better than u.
3.?????????
4. Profit
5. Ur her gay friend. And a gay bitch.
Jul 3 2014 11:52PM
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ModMommy
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Talk to her. If she's in a serious relationship ur probably fucked tho
Jul 3 2014 11:55PM
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GayWolf420
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take her 2 davnazas
Jul 3 2014 11:58PM
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GayWolf420
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DeebieSkeebiestake her 2 davnazas


shit i was under the impression u skied PC, disregard that. u dont deserve that food.
Jul 3 2014 11:58PM
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HamFaceGirl
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lol u r a nerd
Jul 4 2014 12:04AM
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.FRY.
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cook her a nice dinner, and when she's not looking, give her the ol' sneaky snake.
Jul 4 2014 12:07AM
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erikK
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.FRY.cook her a nice dinner, and when she's not looking, give her the ol' sneaky snake.


extremely poorly executed, no build up 2/10 would downvote again
Jul 4 2014 12:21AM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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sneak into her room at night and piss eerywhere, marking your territory. if her and her bf confront you about it whip out your genitalia and prove your dominance over the other male.
Jul 4 2014 12:33AM
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J_Berg
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So why are you in it?
Jul 4 2014 12:34AM
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notspoicey
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trying to think of a solid post...............cant really
Jul 4 2014 12:53AM
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RichieSimpkins
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buy her pizza, touch her booty
Jul 4 2014 1:39AM
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Cudder.
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Im hung up on you saying she enjoys goat semen
Jul 4 2014 1:43AM
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acualywasdolan
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*TACO-DOG*sneak into her room at night and piss eerywhere, marking your territory. if her and her bf confront you about it whip out your genitalia and prove your dominance over the other male.


Make a a sick ski edit of urself using her favorite song
take a dump in her bfs mouth
Jul 4 2014 2:22AM
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5711 - Karma: 20,627
Theres nothing you can do. Shes going to go to college, get pounded by other dudes for years, and at around 24 realize she wants someone like you. Thats your window. Dont spend all your time focusing on her, find another girl so at 24 you can rub it in her face.
Jul 4 2014 2:33AM
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acualywasdolan
Posts: 1172 - Karma: -747
TheSeaCaptainTheres nothing you can do. Shes going to go to college, get pounded by other dudes for years, and at around 24 realize she wants someone like you. Thats your window. Dont spend all your time focusing on her, find another girl so at 24 you can rub it in her face.


Well said. Basically op, if you do deserve her, than you should just say fuck it because shes too stupid to realize that you are superior to her current bf. if you dont deserve her, then, well, you dont deserve her
Jul 4 2014 2:37AM
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Dr.Dealgood
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TheSeaCaptainTheres nothing you can do. Shes going to go to college, get pounded by other dudes for years, and at around 24 realize she wants someone like you. Thats your window. Dont spend all your time focusing on her, find another girl so at 24 you can rub it in her face.


The Cap'n: spoutin truth.

Seriously though son, this is a fact. Sure's she's your unicorn now, but let me tell you, the grass is greener in other pastures, and there's many more unicorns that need your tendin'.
Jul 4 2014 2:38AM
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op14
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iskiPC1997My parents think she's a great girl and have always pushed me to ask her out lolz.


Go to here and decided I wasted 30 seconds reading that whole thing.
Jul 4 2014 9:44AM
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Turd.Ferguson
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just go up to her, right in front of her boyfriend, look him in the eye and grab her tits and walk away with her.

result: new girlfriend butthurt boyfriend
Jul 14 2014 7:41PM
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Sno.
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give the guy $100 to dump his girlfriend.
Jul 14 2014 7:49PM
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juicedrummer11
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snobunnygive the guy $100 to dump his girlfriend.


then be the rebound...it worked with my high school fling recently, and i didn't even text her back
Jul 14 2014 8:54PM
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spaceghostpurp
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TheSeaCaptainTheres nothing you can do. Shes going to go to college, get pounded by other dudes for years, and at around 24 realize she wants someone like you. Thats your window. Dont spend all your time focusing on her, find another girl so at 24 you can rub it in her face.


the first part is really true. If you want a girl to spend the rest of your life with then you will want to meet them after they are done with partying and stuff like that. Lots of girls want to party and just have one night stands and then they will get sick of it (even if they say they wont) and want to settle down. thats your time. until that comes try to stay friends with her and if she does want a relationship then take it and run!
Jul 14 2014 9:01PM
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Toaster-Tony
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Unfortunately, the captain's right.

There's no way she'll jump into another relationship right out of the gate freshman year in college. The way I see it, she'll sleep around with dudes for the first year or so, then go through her sophomore "I'm not a lesbian, I just wanna experiment!" phase. Eventually, she'll start banging dudes again and that's when you take your shot.

Best of luck.
Jul 14 2014 9:07PM
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.FRY.
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sup jitterbug you bitch
Jul 14 2014 9:08PM
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danbrown
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give me her phone number ill put a good word in
Jul 14 2014 9:22PM
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crotchvent
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Should probably kidnap the dude and torture him until he decides to break up with his GF.
Jul 14 2014 9:23PM
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Pat.t
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danbrowngive me her phone number ill put a good word in


well op lets see the digits
Jul 14 2014 9:30PM
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skiersupreme
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.FRY.cook her a nice dinner, and when she's not looking, give her the ol' sneaky snake.


erikKextremely poorly executed, no build up 2/10 would downvote again

what you gotta do is take her out for a real nice dinner. make sure that you pick her up with your car. dress extremely fancy and tell her to do the same. when you get there, drink something classy, and if you are underage drink an arnold palmer or something of the sort. no soda. next order the most expensive thing on the menu. this will prove that you are willing to take risks and that you are not afraid. women love guys like that. after your meal, order some sort of dessert for the two of you to share. this will prove you are not selfish, and women like that as well. now when you get to your car, sit there for a couple minutes and just listen to music. this will show that you are not trying to rush things. drive slowly home. this will build some sort of subconscious anticipation of your lady friend. don't drive her home though. drive to your house, say you were having a great time and that you don't want your time with her to end. when you get inside make some coffee for the two of you. after you finish, give her a tour of your house. when you reach your bedroom, bend her over and fuck her in the ass.

thats how you do it
Jul 15 2014 12:16AM
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erikK
Posts: 3245 - Karma: 2,325
skiersupremewhat you gotta do is take her out for a real nice dinner. make sure that you pick her up with your car. dress extremely fancy and tell her to do the same. when you get there, drink something classy, and if you are underage drink an arnold palmer or something of the sort. no soda. next order the most expensive thing on the menu. this will prove that you are willing to take risks and that you are not afraid. women love guys like that. after your meal, order some sort of dessert for the two of you to share. this will prove you are not selfish, and women like that as well. now when you get to your car, sit there for a couple minutes and just listen to music. this will show that you are not trying to rush things. drive slowly home. this will build some sort of subconscious anticipation of your lady friend. don't drive her home though. drive to your house, say you were having a great time and that you don't want your time with her to end. when you get inside make some coffee for the two of you. after you finish, give her a tour of your house. when you reach your bedroom, bend her over and fuck her in the ass.

thats how you do it


very well executed, great buildup, 9/10 would upvote again
Jul 15 2014 1:50AM
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