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GF problems

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Crazy Fool

ive been having some probelms with my gf lately but heres the story. so, im a pretty socially awkward kid, and this is basically the first girl ive ever dated and we are both highschool seniors. shes pretty quiet so we get along pretty well. Until today, i thought she was a pretty normal person. Anyways, what happened was her parents were out of town and she told me to come over. I had never had the sexuals with a girl so i was freaking out. so i get to her house and when i walk in her house, and shes fucking naked laying on her couch. >boner.jpg. being me i got really embarrassed and apologized and looked away, but then she says she wants me to bang her. so then we were making out and she suddenly stops and tells me she"wants to be a man" and then asks if she can use a strap on on me!! I was pretty wierded out at this point but she kept going and told me about the other wierd stuff shes into and how she has a leg fetish and wants to "play with my leg". She starts kissing my leg, licking my leg, pulling my leg, im pulling your leg.

Jul 1 2014 8:59PM

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Addict

Dumb thread is dumb

Jul 1 2014 9:01PM

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Read only the last line. Would read only the last line again

Jul 1 2014 9:01PM

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Addict

shes pulling your leg

Jul 1 2014 9:02PM

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Crazy Fool

serious advice only please.

Jul 1 2014 9:03PM

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Basement Dweller

This thread is a waste of internet

Jul 1 2014 9:03PM

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Walter.1337This thread is a waste of internet

success!

Jul 1 2014 9:05PM

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Crazy Fool

Well did u let her jerk ur leg

Jul 1 2014 9:07PM

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Post Whore

I picture you having an asian girlfriend for some reason

Jul 1 2014 9:25PM

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Crazy Fool

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Chode alert

Jul 2 2014 2:31AM

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No Life

You gon' piss on my dick and tell me it's rainin?

Jul 2 2014 2:32AM

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Basement Dweller

ur fat

Jul 2 2014 2:34AM

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No Life

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hagay

Jul 2 2014 8:34AM

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Post Whore

Jul 2 2014 9:12AM

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Loner

El_Barto.Read only the last line. Would read only the last line again

I can't believe this, but I'm actually agreeing with this.

El_Barto.Chode alert

You spelled AIDS wrong.

Jul 2 2014 9:33AM

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Insane

I'd recommend that OP wears the strapon and gets to work

Jul 2 2014 9:36AM

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Pro

I think OP is pulling all of our legs.

Jul 2 2014 11:05AM

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Jul 2 2014 11:45AM

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Insane

shit

Jul 2 2014 11:49AM

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No Life

OP You spelled bf wrong

Jul 2 2014 11:51AM

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Crazy Fool

Jul 2 2014 11:58AM

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Gn4rwh4lerI think OP is pulling all of our legs.

no

Jul 2 2014 11:45PM

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Insane

This thread has aids

Jul 3 2014 2:22AM

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Insane

Incredible thread op

Jul 3 2014 2:30AM

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I laughed. Setup needs some work, but not bad OP.

Jul 3 2014 11:25AM

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i laughed. 8/10 would read again

Jul 3 2014 12:22PM

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Crazy Fool

I knew this thread was untru because sfb would never have a girlfriend.

He only likes D00dz.

Jul 3 2014 12:56PM

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let her use the strap on. it would probably just feel like taking a huge shit.

Jul 3 2014 3:33PM

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