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ZimmermanMy acquaintance in high school got kicked in the balls really hard when he was a kid so every year the doctor has this machine that fucks him to make sure everything's still working right. We named the machine Betsy. And that was his reputation for all of high school. A machine-fucker.
Dustin.You're an automatic sperm extractor.
El_Barto.One of the best burns in NS history
.FRY.an "ooohhhh burn" was necessary
Huck_NorrisWait, so does he fuck the machine or does the machine fuck him? I'm lost.
El_Barto.i figured it was better to abandon my catch phrase after your shamelessly stole it from me
ESANDLol, 1.3 billion people and they're worried about optimizing sperm extraction.