What would you do if you ruled the country you live in?

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Move the White House to Jackson Hole and ban yoski from the internet.

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I'd make an entire of army of puppies. Honestly who's going to invade an country like that, it would also be super easy to invade countries, nobody wants to fight a puppy.

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gRAPEFRUITI'd make an entire of army of puppies. Honestly who's going to invade an country like that, it would also be super easy to invade countries, nobody wants to fight a puppy.

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Make Vermin Supreme my head advisor after firing absolutely everyone else.
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Take over Canada, claim full control of Newschoolers, and turn it into a dating site for fat ginger people.

Jun 23 2014 12:56PM

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Miomofat ginger people.

fat *angry ginger people.

Jun 23 2014 1:00PM

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OP, if only lowering taxes were that easy. Areas already complain they don't have enough money to pay their employees and pave roads for example. And you want them to have less tax money? Who is going to pay for schools that are already cutting programs?

Jun 23 2014 1:04PM

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Legalize Skylines

Decrease gas prices

Actually help inner city kids

and.......

GIVE AMERICA A FUCKING AUTOBAHN

Jun 23 2014 1:08PM

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1.Huge taxes+corruption
2.Invade big nordic island with mountains and kick everyone out
3.retire with $$$$$$$
4.Build huge ski resort in your new country that you name NSland
5.Give all of ns a NSland nationality and have them come over
6.?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿? (grow huge amounts of weed and give it away for free)
7.Live happy as fuck and build unicorn tanks that shoot pink dildo nukes to defend NSland.

Jun 23 2014 1:09PM

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So OP you would greatly reduce the government's income and then reform education, expand public transport, and build parks? I guess massive debt is the next guy's problem, doing it G.W. Bush style except he just spent it all on weapons.

I would immediately appoint someone else and resign. Ruling this country would be absolute hell

Jun 23 2014 1:11PM

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I would give myself a red name

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DiabeetoI would give myself a red name

*orange

Jun 23 2014 1:18PM

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no_steezeSo OP you would greatly reduce the government's income and then reform education, expand public transport, and build parks? I guess massive debt is the next guy's problem, doing it G.W. Bush style except he just spent it all on weapons.

I would immediately appoint someone else and resign. Ruling this country would be absolute hell

With 58% of national spending going to the military, I would greatly decrease that to around 20% giving me some extra leeway, also I should have been more clear with the taxes. I would reduce income tax to like 15% for everyone, which would attract enough rich people and big companies to make up for most of it.

I feel as though allowing one person to rule the country singlehandedly would fix a lot of problems. I think the current dual-party system is kinda whack, as noone gets their say and nothing actually happens.

Jun 23 2014 1:20PM

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World peace and space exploration.

Jun 23 2014 1:31PM

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MLJI feel as though allowing one person to rule the country singlehandedly would fix a lot of problems. I think the current dual-party system is kinda whack, as noone gets their say and nothing actually happens.

Until that one person is a crazy person like Dick Cheney

Jun 23 2014 1:55PM

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Cut welfare, initiate Social Darwinism
Legalize cocaine

Jun 23 2014 2:17PM

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louie.miragsUntil that one person is a crazy person like Dick Cheney

Dick Cheney was bad but not anywhere near as bad as Bush. Bush was the worst president ever and left obama a shit hole. Obama has made great decisions with the cards he was dealt and has lifted out country out of despair and unified us.

Jun 23 2014 2:31PM

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I would do a lot of things differently. First I would slowly start the switch from fossil fuels and start making clean nuclear power plans as a sustainable energy source up until the point we have a consistent alternative source for energy. Then I would bring in scientists to design a car that runs on electricity and wifi so say if someone decided to steal a car or something like that it would stop the car and they would be locked in said car till the police arrived. Cops would be there to help people instead of just convict them of harmless crimes. Every thing that my country is doing wrong I would fix. instead of employment insurance and welfare I would have organized businesses that hire people on that are out of work and each business would be forced to have positions open at certain times of the year. I feel I could cut the unemployment in almost half or more just by that alone. The country would have high tax for certain things that would help pay for things in the community rather than politicians pockets. I would try to eliminate the lower class by giving them more opportunities in the way of jobs and what not. It would be a highly evolved democratic society.

Basically my vision is a utopia where all the racism and all other discrimination would be non-existent and everyone has an affordable means of transportation. power would be relatively cheap and always accessible. I would do away with monopolies on markets and not allow them to exist(no matter how well one person can do one thing someone can always do it better that's how business's grow and are always forced to do better than the competition).

Pretty much all I can say without getting into to much detail and ending up with a huge wall of text.

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GIANT BYRON STATUES EVERYWHERE!!!!!

I want everyone to praise Supreme Chancellor for Life, Emperor Byron!!!!

Welcome to the nation of Byronia:

First everyone will wake up at 9am and praise me then each morning the will experience the Glorious Sunrise, which is a televised first tracks run. This inspires the people, seeing their dear leader shredding the gnar! It instills the courage that only Byronions have.

Next comes the daily ritual of the fucking of the peasants, each day I randomly pick 10 peasants (regardless of age or gender), and fuck them! This is also televised, as the spilling of the royal seed creates such passion in Byronion's hearts that they refuse to ever miss it.

Then we have the daily invasion of peaceful nations, inspired by His Holy Majesty, The Great and Just George W Bush. The "Bush invasion" involves a lack of linear and critical thinking and fear mongering to all the old white people to get them to stay supportive.

Lastly, on our state TV station, BRN, we have our nightly Forum With Byron, where i remind everyone how important it is that they keep me happy and how much they should love me, sometimes they get to ask questions but not usually. Then i fuck my hot ass fuck GF in her butthole (on live TV of course) and then throw on a fedora and pass out.

Jun 23 2014 3:27PM

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Role back the scope of government to that of the early 1900's

Jun 23 2014 3:31PM

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-legalize all drugs
-production and trading with drugs is only legal for the state
-make profit
-abolish euro
-side with Putin
-rest of Europe loses it
-provoke war
-buy myself an island
-everyone in Europe is either a junkie or fighting a war by now
-disappear in the chaos
-get plastic surgery
-watch news about WW III on my island

Jun 23 2014 3:48PM

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Lord_ByronGIANT BYRON STATUES EVERYWHERE!!!!!

I want everyone to praise Supreme Chancellor for Life, Emperor Byron!!!!

Welcome to the nation of Byronia:

First everyone will wake up at 9am and praise me then each morning the will experience the Glorious Sunrise, which is a televised first tracks run. This inspires the people, seeing their dear leader shredding the gnar! It instills the courage that only Byronions have.

Next comes the daily ritual of the fucking of the peasants, each day I randomly pick 10 peasants (regardless of age or gender), and fuck them! This is also televised, as the spilling of the royal seed creates such passion in Byronion's hearts that they refuse to ever miss it.

Then we have the daily invasion of peaceful nations, inspired by His Holy Majesty, The Great and Just George W Bush. The "Bush invasion" involves a lack of linear and critical thinking and fear mongering to all the old white people to get them to stay supportive.

Lastly, on our state TV station, BRN, we have our nightly Forum With Byron, where i remind everyone how important it is that they keep me happy and how much they should love me, sometimes they get to ask questions but not usually. Then i fuck my hot ass fuck GF in her butthole (on live TV of course) and then throw on a fedora and pass out.

So, basically you want to recreate North Korea?

Jun 23 2014 3:48PM

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Free and only slightly used dildos for all NS members

Jun 23 2014 4:04PM

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Find all the hot female androids and bring them to my Faraday cage bunker, then set off an EMP to kill all the other droids.

Jun 23 2014 4:11PM

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El_Barto.Dick Cheney was bad but not anywhere near as bad as Bush. Bush was the worst president ever and left obama a shit hole. Obama has made great decisions with the cards he was dealt and has lifted out country out of despair and unified us.

I don't know if i'd go that far, but Clinton left Bush with a damn good setup and the largest federal surplus and Bush quickly plummeted that into massive debt. I agree that Obama isn't given nearly enough slack considering the state of government spending when he took over presidency. Not to say that he's made all of the best decisions, but it'd be like having both of your legs cut off and then being criticized for the way with which you wheel your wheelchair

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yeah pretty much, but more focused on skiing than nuclear warfare.

Jun 23 2014 4:22PM

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Lord_Byronyeah pretty much, but more focused on skiing than nuclear warfare.

Just create a new religion based all around skiing, so that on public holidays people have to go ski and have skiing be the main form of meditation/access to god.

Or you could just ski all day, and increase spending to 80% on ski resorts. Build super mega parks that are accessible to everyone ( like a public gym) and make freeskiing the national sport of the country.

Jun 23 2014 4:32PM

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MLJJust create a new religion based all around skiing, so that on public holidays people have to go ski and have skiing be the main form of meditation/access to god.

Or you could just ski all day, and increase spending to 80% on ski resorts. Build super mega parks that are accessible to everyone ( like a public gym) and make freeskiing the national sport of the country.

This is the general plan, but I still need to be worshipped. But yeah pretty much take NK's military budget and give it to a park crew. Also government funded weed gardens.

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YourMomsCouchFree and only slightly used dildos for all NS members

only if you used them first

Jun 23 2014 4:56PM

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Raise taxes to the rich and cut military spending just enough to give everyone a pair of ski's, a season pass to a decent nearby mountain, public transportation to said mountain, a Nintendo 64, Gamecube and small monitor, and a 1 copy of each of the following: Super Smash Bros 64 and Melee (non of the Brawl shit), Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time, Starfox 64, and Mario Kart Double Dash. This should be enough to keep anyone happy for the duration of their life. As long as they can afford the basic necessities, which they will due to a new welfare program I would make, funded my the absurd amounts of money I've taken out of military spending. This plan should completely eliminate any unhappiness in the entire country.

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El_Barto.Dick Cheney was bad but not anywhere near as bad as Bush. Bush was the worst president ever and left obama a shit hole. Obama has made great decisions with the cards he was dealt and has lifted out country out of despair and unified us.

Cheney is one of those fucks who profits off of national defense. He's made billions personally off the Iraq war with his connection to Halliburton

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I would stop spending money on ridiculous government programs, I would stop meddling in other countries affairs, and by doing that I would make it possible to lower taxes and pay off our debt slowly but surely.

(Sound familiar?)

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I would make it not blow.

People would actually have rights. In areas where I didn't have any idea what was going on I'd learn what I could and ask advice from legitimate sources.

I'd give people their freedom back and get the economy rolling again. Those would be the most important things on the agenda. If I had to live in the whitehouse I'd probably live in a tent out behind it. I'd listen to the people vs. the people trying to bribe me with $.

Doesn't matter because I'll never be, and if I was I'd probably get shot pretty damn quickly.

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theabortionatorDoesn't matter because I'll never be, and if I was I'd probably get shot pretty damn quickly.

Tents don't offer very good protection against bombs or guns.

Jun 23 2014 8:10PM

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nazi germany pt.2

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MLJTents don't offer very good protection against bombs or guns.

If you're a president for the people you wouldn't have to worry about getting shot.

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MLJI would instate the death penalty for serial killers who are sentenced to life in prison

Why's that?

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SFBnazi germany pt.2

SFB would make a mean hitler

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support a large four loko factory, and weed, lots and lots of weed. and powerstaches, lots of those. and some banger parks.

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louie.miragsCheney is one of those fucks who profits off of national defense. He's made billions personally off the Iraq war with his connection to Halliburton

Well he's not worth any more than $100 million, but yes it literally all came from Halliburton, especially when he retired to become vice president

Jun 23 2014 11:48PM

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.FRY.SFB would make a mean hitler

I see your hitler and raise you a darth sidious. you're move, pizza boy.

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plyswthsqrrlsI see your hitler and raise you a darth sidious. you're move, pizza boy.

fuck you, autocorrect. YOUR move

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plyswthsqrrlsfuck you, autocorrect. YOUR move

Be real...that wasnt autocorrect, youre just dumb

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