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Shit That Would Never Happen

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G_B
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So because of the predictions thread, I decided there should be a thread about things that would never happen. Post yours. Here are mine.

Tom Wallisch recently gained an endorsement deal from Head and Shoulders, and their new shampoo and conditioner line, "luxurious locks". In other news, Tom has been faking his hair loss to show children why having a full head of hair is cool.

OP gets laid.
Jun 11 2014 10:40PM
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kylemclean
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hippys_sex_toyjiblife is released

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caderobinsonehv gets a six-pack


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Jun 12 2014 10:05PM
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milk_man
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Skiierman gets unbanned
Jun 12 2014 11:01PM
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willamonster
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.BlinkyTanner hall stops smoking weed.


twas gonna say that bitch
Jun 12 2014 11:36PM
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theabortionator
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milk_manSkiierman gets unbanned


Give it a rest bro.

Maybe if you stop talking about him he'll get unbanned.







Not really but it would be lovely.
Jun 12 2014 11:43PM
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Parches
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Stept's skate will start up again and tom will win his hotdog party
Jun 13 2014 12:34AM
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notspoicey
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cummings gets dreds
Jun 13 2014 1:07AM
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gravel
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Crickyehv lands a rodeo


Ur fukked kid

https://www.newschoolers.com/membervideo/414866.1/Evan-Heath-Promotional-Video--2007-?s=38820&o=8&t=6
Jun 13 2014 2:50AM
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GANDALF
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Snow in Washington
Jun 13 2014 2:55AM
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PacificRimJob
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Our civilization fully understanding the failures of capitalism in our lifetime.

;)
Jun 13 2014 5:15AM
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Stadtski
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MrNiceday without thinking of skiing, day without NS


Jun 13 2014 6:22AM
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Hoffman_
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Jib life is successfully funded and comes out to kick SNOW and Shredsauce's ass

Geoper listens to NS and gets the most stylish dreads like E-dollo.

Geoper and Bobby Brown crash and are found to be robots build by the FIS to make skiing all about the comps
Jun 13 2014 4:26PM
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Erikgorn
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Simon Dumont beats Tanner Hall
Jun 13 2014 5:46PM
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DoctorNitrogen
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Skierman finding a soul
Jun 13 2014 7:47PM
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G_B
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WombfreeshSkierman finding a soul


Yes
Jun 13 2014 10:26PM
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dropinoutofschol
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We see video proof of the ghost ride to whip
Jun 14 2014 9:18PM
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G_B
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This thread was too much fun... bringing it back again

Tom has a full head of hair Goepper does something with tons of style
Aug 21 2015 3:27PM
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WVskiing
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@eheath was skinny
Aug 21 2015 3:34PM
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Daski
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G_BThis thread was too much fun... bringing it back again

Tom has a full head of hair Goepper does something with tons of style


https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/770576/SUNBOUND---Nick-Goepper

I hate on the guy as much as the next guy, but this... This is pretty damn good
Aug 21 2015 4:53PM
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jdfreeski2
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Compton gets back with Line
Aug 21 2015 7:35PM
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junyawatanabe
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ski gear becomes affordable
Aug 21 2015 8:33PM
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brend
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MackenzyquintonHarlaut gets a buzzer


He cut a bunch of his hair off recently haha.
Aug 21 2015 9:28PM
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judmaster77
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Max Hill stops smoking
Aug 21 2015 11:11PM
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DIX~
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Tall T Dan does lip on front 2
Aug 21 2015 11:38PM
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C_dub
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People will use the searchbar
Aug 21 2015 11:53PM
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Shoey-Ski
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tanner hall wouldnt break his ankles
Aug 22 2015 12:24AM
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.otto.
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Hughesnext friday


done.
Aug 24 2015 10:39PM
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skierman
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milk_manSkiierman gets unbanned


Now that's just absurd.
Aug 24 2015 11:05PM
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Lonely
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skiermanNow that's just absurd.


Oh
Aug 24 2015 11:22PM
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perryhunter
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G_BSo because of the predictions thread, I decided there should be a thread about things that would never happen. Post yours. Here are mine.

Tom Wallisch recently gained an endorsement deal from Head and Shoulders, and their new shampoo and conditioner line, "luxurious locks". In other news, Tom has been faking his hair loss to show children why having a full head of hair is cool.

OP gets laid.


Ohh! That's so lame!!! hahaha.. or maybe hoax?
Aug 24 2015 11:29PM
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perryhunter
Posts: 721 - Karma: -185
G_BSo because of the predictions thread, I decided there should be a thread about things that would never happen. Post yours. Here are mine.

Tom Wallisch recently gained an endorsement deal from Head and Shoulders, and their new shampoo and conditioner line, "luxurious locks". In other news, Tom has been faking his hair loss to show children why having a full head of hair is cool.

OP gets laid.


Ohh! That's so lame!!! hahaha.. or maybe hoax?
Aug 24 2015 11:29PM
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milk_man
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skiermanNow that's just absurd.


If only
Aug 25 2015 10:51AM
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.otto.
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Atomika09Slopestyle, superpipe and Big Air have been added to the winter polympics!

DONE.
Aug 25 2015 2:48PM
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SteadySpaghetti
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Gus Kenworthy does street
Aug 26 2015 8:54PM
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Swandog7
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The Midwest and the Ice Coast get more snow than ice
Aug 26 2015 9:01PM
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tschums
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Andy Parry does something other than a ski slide
Aug 26 2015 9:06PM
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