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What are YOU going to be doing at 93?

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.MASSHOLE.
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http://www.cnn.com/video/data/2.0/video/world/2014/06/06/pkg-bittermann-france-d-day-the-last-jump.cnn.html

Talk about impressive.
Jun 6 2014 10:44AM
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.MASSHOLE.
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http://www.cnn.com/2014/06/05/world/europe/d-day-paratrooper-jumps-again/

Link to article
Jun 6 2014 10:44AM
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Olimar
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"Why did I do it? . . . to show all the people that you dont have to sit and die just because you are getting old."
Jun 6 2014 10:52AM
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FrenchFry
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peeing in ops moms butt
Jun 6 2014 11:03AM
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milk_man
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I'll probably be on newschoolers, trolling n00bs
Jun 6 2014 11:26AM
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Spagett+
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Watching porn and not being able to get it up cuz I don't have my Viagra. (When I'm 93, and now) didn't read article
Jun 6 2014 11:26AM
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gRAPEFRUIT
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Drinking PBR and creeping on young ladies.
Jun 6 2014 11:27AM
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erikK
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Being dead as fuck
Jun 6 2014 1:02PM
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skiersupreme
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erikKBeing dead as fuck


yea. honestly i wouldnt want to live to far past 80 or so. after that its just sittin around shitting your pants and waiting to die
Jun 6 2014 1:24PM
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gRAPEFRUIT
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skiersupremeyea. honestly i wouldnt want to live to far past 80 or so. after that its just sittin around shitting your pants and waiting to die


wut..... Or you could be you know healthy and active at 80 and beyond.

My grandparents are both 87 and they still walk, hike and do normal shit with like the rest of the world.
Jun 6 2014 1:35PM
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theabortionator
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There's no chance I'll live passed 80. Probably a 99% chance I'll be dead by at least 70.

If somehow I gain super powers and can't die I'll still be going for it, but I really wouldn't be surprised if I was dead by 60.

I'm not trying to die or anything but I'm definitely trying to live to be 90.

Honestly if I ever get too old to have fun in life I'll probably throw myself down a flight of stairs or something.
Jun 6 2014 2:04PM
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Dorf.
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Skiing
Jun 6 2014 2:07PM
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Lé.Skiing
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I have a feeling by the age of 93 I might be like this old guy.
http://youtu.be/N9foSmSM1dw
Jun 6 2014 4:22PM
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MLJ
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theabortionatorHonestly if I ever get too old to have fun in life I'll probably throw myself down a flight of stairs or something.


Don't do it Borty! We will need you here in 65 or so (IDK how old you are) years!
Jun 6 2014 5:14PM
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hippy.
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I agree with posts above I'm not gonna live past 60...I'll be happy if I can legally drink a beer in my life
Jun 6 2014 5:19PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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Well they say that the first person to live past 150 has already been born and I just assume thats me so probably still being a fucking loser on NS.

But in reality, at 93 I will be retired and traveling the world,legally or illegally.
Jun 6 2014 5:21PM
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Mr.Huck
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Pee Wee Martin is a stud!
Jun 6 2014 5:30PM
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cool_name
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skiersupremeyea. honestly i wouldnt want to live to far past 80 or so. after that its just sittin around shitting your pants and waiting to die


kk, ill remind you that when you turn 80
Jun 6 2014 5:35PM
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little1337
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Being the first nser to hit 1mil posts
Jun 6 2014 6:32PM
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theabortionator
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1337Being the first nser to hit 1mil posts


13k posts every year for the rest of your life? Better get started now.
Jun 6 2014 6:40PM
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Lé.Skiing
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theabortionator13k posts every year for the rest of your life? Better get started now.


If my math is right that means he would have to post at least 36 times a day for the rest of his life. So it is doable.
Jun 6 2014 6:48PM
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little1337
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theabortionator13k posts every year for the rest of your life? Better get started now.


i guess youre right
Jun 6 2014 6:50PM
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little1337
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better get going
Jun 6 2014 6:50PM
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