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Things you do in the off season that non-skiers would think are weird

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FreedGucci
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I clip into my skis in my room about once a week
Jun 3 2014 8:54PM
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Z_Benesch
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hippys_sex_toyDress up in my outerwear and try to no get caught by my parents


I do this very constantly
Jun 4 2014 10:03AM
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cheener12
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on newschoolers everyday
Jun 4 2014 10:05AM
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treetrunks
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being on threads like this
Jun 4 2014 10:13AM
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00000000
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treetrunksbeing on threads like this


This thread definitely delivers. There's been some gems as of late! Hopefully they keep on popping up throughout summer.
Jun 4 2014 10:19AM
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jellomellow
Posts: 961 - Karma: 3,562
ExtraterrestrialContinuing to wear tall t's and other ski related clothing year round.


haha i had my 40 inch hoodie on with shorts.
Jun 4 2014 10:20AM
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galardogod
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I clip into my skis then roll around on the floor experimenting differnt grabs.
Jun 4 2014 10:25AM
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raymondcabral
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Non skier people find it weird when my friends and I talk about skiing in general pretty much.
Jun 4 2014 10:35AM
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J_Steeze_
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I literally stand on my rail with my skis and repeatedly 270 off
Jun 4 2014 11:13AM
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GrahamStokes
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Freestyle yoyo tricks boiiiii
Jun 4 2014 11:32AM
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FreedGucci
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GrahamStokesFreestyle yoyo tricks boiiiii


What?
Jun 4 2014 11:36AM
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Kretzschmar
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cheaaaaaabe way too into tramps/diving boards for my age


TRU! This and going to local water-parks with diving boards to solely jump on it to try tricks haha my non skier friends i go with just sun tan and stare like "WTF are you doing you goober?"
Jun 4 2014 11:37AM
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CaptainObvious.
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I spend a lot of time in the shower pretending to initiate spins and flips. But my feet never leave the ground. So I basically just twist around in the shower and daydream.
Jun 4 2014 11:41AM
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FrenchFry
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Doing rail tricks on curbs and attempting to 6 out. Usually get some weird ass looks from none skiing friends
Jun 4 2014 11:46AM
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milk_man
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If I start building a backyard summer setup this year my neighbors will probably think that's pretty weird
Jun 4 2014 11:47AM
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FreedGucci
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milk_manIf I start building a backyard summer setup this year my neighbors will probably think that's pretty weird


My neighbors watched my friend and I and gave us scores lol
Jun 4 2014 11:48AM
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Kretzschmar
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FrenchFryDoing rail tricks on curbs and attempting to 6 out. Usually get some weird ass looks from none skiing friends


gotta make sure you afterbang the fuck out of the landing on anything though lol switch hunched over crouch walk
Jun 4 2014 11:51AM
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Alvaro
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jumping with my trampoline skis everyday before the season starts
Jun 4 2014 12:44PM
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frickindarn
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I picked up an internship so I wouldn't get down about it.
Jun 4 2014 1:04PM
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casey_cope
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Talk about skiing. My parents get pissed off when I tell them about jesper's new edit or my goals for the season
Jun 4 2014 1:19PM
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martialbob
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Lynchburg Virginia Liberty SnowFlex trips.. group of about 12 of us go down every summer..

explaining this vacation to my boss wasn't easy ha

Currently suffering from a concussion from throwing a backflip too early and hitting my head on top of ramp.
Jun 4 2014 1:36PM
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integrated
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love this thread! I pretty much watch edits all day
Jun 4 2014 2:23PM
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Gypsy_Skier
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Let's see:

Watch the same ski movies over and over again
360 down stairs
Walk up to a handrail and stare at it for a good 10 secs #jibdreams
Rollerblade / live on my trampoline
Ski in the summer, people really don't understand that one
Jun 4 2014 2:50PM
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b_sonntag
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I feel weird just tramping in my own yard...
Jun 4 2014 3:10PM
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Randel
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People understand during winter when I say I'm working out to perform better in skiing, but during the summer they get pissed when I can't go to social events because I'm training. I did however bust out a pair of skis with a broken tip and skied switch down the hill in my backyard when it was raining in April. I love dancing in the rain
Jun 4 2014 4:38PM
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jpastor
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lots of 360 down stairs, and eveytime i see a rail or a steep little hill all i think about is how awesome it would be to jib the rail, or build a perfect kicker on top of the hill and do perfect flat spins off it
Jun 4 2014 4:55PM
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linus_deboss
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ExtraterrestrialContinuing to wear tall t's and other ski related clothing year round.


this must be one of the hardest to explain haha... like, a white teen walkin down the street lookin like straight from the bronx - explanation "yeah, I ski 'n shit in winter..."

for me, it's trying to shut people up about my hair getting too long, imagining rails on flat ground and just weirdly jump around, and of course, still skiing/the looks of people you get when walkin down the street in july with skis when going to a glacier lol
Jun 4 2014 5:06PM
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Alvaro
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The referenced post has been removed.

i cut an old trampoline board in half
the board was similar to this ones http://bounceboard.com/
Jun 4 2014 5:33PM
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MeenaSmalls
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E__Stuff like this

https://www.newschoolers.com/membervideo/528248.0/Summer-Skiing--Sort-Of-?s=173514&t=6&o=8

Shameless self promotion.

Tramp every day, anything that could be used as a rail is used as a rail by my shoes.


very impressive
Jun 4 2014 6:10PM
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MeenaSmalls
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tramp skis are such a hit or miss
Jun 4 2014 6:10PM
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carsonmclovin
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drive to hood.. shred...
Jun 4 2014 7:17PM
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Hughes
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I am currently sitting here at my computer in all of my outerwear + boots+helmet.

desperate times.
Jun 5 2014 7:53AM
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FreedGucci
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HughesI am currently sitting here at my computer in all of my outerwear + boots+helmet.

desperate times.


Nice
Jun 5 2014 8:06AM
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Shifties4Dayz
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ExtraterrestrialContinuing to wear tall t's and other ski related clothing year round.


Thug life
Jun 5 2014 10:12AM
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whackhouse
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i do that lol
Jun 5 2014 6:32PM
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busykillabee
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brobamaJib curbs and rails and stuff with shoes on, pretending I'm skiing


MinnesotaJoeTaking any sort of drop off or ledge as an opportunity to do a 360 and/or misty.


sooo true
Jun 5 2014 10:28PM
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APunx176
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MinnesotaJoeTaking any sort of drop off or ledge as an opportunity to do a 360 and/or misty.


This
Jun 6 2014 12:24AM
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cheaaaaaa
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telling people i teach them to next year and never follow through with it
Jun 6 2014 12:46AM
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cheaaaaaa
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cheaaaaaatelling people i teach them to next year and never follow through with it


wtf


telling people i'll teach them to ski next year and never follow through with it
Jun 6 2014 12:48AM
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theabortionator
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Summer shredding. I remember riding mount snow till second week of june one year. Getting out for gas with tall tees and boots on and shit. People are getting ready to go swimming or tanning or whatever people do in the summer and you're an alien.

Or if you hit urban and you have to explain to a cop or property owners that you're putting the rink snow from your truck down to slide the rail on skis when it's summer.
Jun 6 2014 12:59AM
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250r
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/\haha i ski to work most days, end up walking home in all my gear around 10 or 11 at night all the way through july. pretty well every time some tourist has to ask "theres still skiing? is there snow up there?" "umm yea...did you not once look up at the mountains today" "oh, so your just getting down now? its pretty late" ......."no i was working"

gets kind of annoying after a few dozen times
Jun 6 2014 1:31AM
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E__
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250r/\haha i ski to work most days, end up walking home in all my gear around 10 or 11 at night all the way through july. pretty well every time some tourist has to ask "theres still skiing? is there snow up there?" "umm yea...did you not once look up at the mountains today" "oh, so your just getting down now? its pretty late" ......."no i was working"

gets kind of annoying after a few dozen times


Where do you work and ski? This is the lifestyle I want.
Jun 6 2014 2:05AM
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Juliank2
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skeazlaurenI go onto evo, put everything into a basket and think how awesome it would be to sponsored by those companies. I then look at the price tag and cry myself to sleep. Fuck Summer


most true post on this thread^
Jun 6 2014 8:19AM
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S.J.W
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Juliank2most true post on this thread^


Well that is a great first post.
Jun 6 2014 8:22AM
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HappySoda
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I sleep in my long tee to maintain my steeze during my sleep at night during summer.
Jun 6 2014 12:05PM
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Klaus
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popsicle stick finger skis
Jun 6 2014 12:32PM
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johnnyBuz
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cheaaaaaabe way too into tramps/diving boards for my age


How old? I'm 27 and building my first summer setup this summer and it's gonna be awesome.
Jun 6 2014 3:35PM
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ZachAndCheese
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NON STOP SHREDSAUCE
Jun 6 2014 3:38PM
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cheaaaaaa
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johnnyBuzHow old? I'm 27 and building my first summer setup this summer and it's gonna be awesome.


23.... no shame
Jun 6 2014 4:54PM
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