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broto
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Hey, do you guys think there's enough snow left on palmer to set up a rail?? I tried to find a resort to ski that wasn't owned by vail this season, but i couldn't. Jon Olsson is aging like fine wine at 42. But did anyone see Henry Sildaru's quad???
May 22 2014 3:53PM
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baaangthat
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When is NS going to come out with a Brain Implant App?
May 23 2014 2:08PM
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c_h_y_m_o_n
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You now need an approval from FIS to do a board slide on a flat bar at your local mountain... Fuck FIS, that thing suck aha
May 23 2014 2:08PM
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*kF_pauLo-
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Do you remember when there was snow in 2014?
May 23 2014 2:26PM
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georgen12
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newschoolers.com changes its name to oldschoolers.com
May 23 2014 2:29PM
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baked
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Check out line travelling circus brand new floating bus during the premier of season 16 next Tuesday. Dont forget you 4D glasses!!
BTW andy your feet still smell.
May 23 2014 2:30PM
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HaleAlex
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Where's all the snow gone?
May 23 2014 2:54PM
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MOGULS...
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I cant believe Candide still won't rock center mount. It's just ridiculous.
May 23 2014 3:14PM
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whackhouse
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MiomoHi. I'm twelve. Who's Tom Wallisch?


he's that older guy you might see around park city doing the simple but stylish 990 pretzel 990
May 23 2014 3:15PM
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AlexFogo85
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Vail now begins fighting legal battle with East Coast mountains over land dispute
May 23 2014 3:16PM
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filipoio
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Luca Shuler just landed a quintuple cork 1800
May 23 2014 3:22PM
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PKchu
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daveyjoneswhat is chads gap? i heard someone blew it up way back


Dude I heard ski patrol is re-building it after Vail Resorts won the lawsuit...
May 23 2014 3:49PM
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broto
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Dad, what is a polar bear?
May 23 2014 4:03PM
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Lus146
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The British Parliament passes laws to prevent inexperienced skiers and snowboards from going into big parks.
May 23 2014 4:08PM
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Nike_Nako
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Tanner Hall becomes the first person to ever OD on weed
May 23 2014 6:53PM
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dtwizzle
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Nike_NakoTanner Hall becomes the first person to ever OD on weed


He ordered a pizza and was cured
May 23 2014 7:07PM
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broto
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Nike_NakoTanner Hall becomes the first person to ever OD on weed


3 out of 4 skiers are battling lunch cancer
May 23 2014 7:14PM
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Lemuel
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cabdrivermy hill had a massive 35ft step up this season but someone got hurt on it so next year we can only have 25ft'ers.

I wonder if it will snow in my back yard this winter

I wonder if steve stepp will ever become a pro, he's getting pretty old

who do you guys think will win the triple 18 with high mute competition at xgames this year?


Ummmm I think you are looking at the current date.
May 23 2014 7:43PM
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BabyRoy
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nice warm spring ski day yesterday it was 104 degrees out
May 23 2014 8:33PM
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gwhitey
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guys, Freeze coming back in 2020 was the best thing that happened to skiing since sliced bread
May 23 2014 8:41PM
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brov1
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sad news ns, alex beaulieu-merchand has passed away while trying the worlds first quintuple 1800. he landed his first quadruple 1440 two years ago at vailster blackvail. vibes out to his family and friends. SIP
May 23 2014 8:55PM
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gdollo
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Andy Parry is still working at Pizza Hut...
May 23 2014 9:42PM
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Theskiingguy
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Did you guys see that sextuple flip the other day? Man... skiing is becoming aerials!!!
May 23 2014 9:46PM
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S.J.W
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man, Gus and Miley are now having kids, remember when everyone was calling him a sell out for hitting that. LOL
May 23 2014 10:05PM
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LOLZfajitas
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this thread is space dildos
May 24 2014 12:50AM
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Montana_Hoodrat
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Remember when ski boots and bindings were made out of plastic, and "powder" skis were only 120 waist? I can't believe we rode that shit.

...and remember skins? Fucking ridiculous.
May 24 2014 1:22AM
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FunkySane
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TC is still happening, Will did 16 switchups on one rail and Andy is doing ssx tricks.
May 24 2014 4:17AM
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grant.
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Banks Gilberti is still working on that same damn motorcycle and posting pictures every day of it deconstructed in a different way.
May 24 2014 10:41AM
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Turd.Ferguson
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Im so happy the vail ski monster got taken down by an x games legend, Andy Perry
May 24 2014 11:03AM
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lars.brennmoen
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You guys think any of the girl skiers will land a triple soon?
May 24 2014 11:31AM
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Wheat
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Did you guys see that splice finally delivered?
May 24 2014 2:53PM
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op14
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I was gonna post the picture that kid made of the full titls with pot leaves all over them and say Full tilt finally release long awaited prototype but of course I can't find the fucking picture. +k to whoever finds it
May 24 2014 3:05PM
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DanielHanka
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No more lifts or hiking - just teleporting.
May 24 2014 3:45PM
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AndrewGregg
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Shaun White still cant find his way to chads gap.
May 25 2014 12:01PM
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kylemclean
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AndrewGreggShaun White still cant find his way to chads gap.


This made my day
May 25 2014 9:36PM
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tinglskier
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henrik trips over his drreads, ends his career
May 26 2014 2:04AM
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TheGreenBastard
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https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/776771/Dumb-and-Dumber---We-Landed-on-the-Moon-
May 26 2014 5:36AM
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little1337
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Anyone down to hike Hoth with me?
May 26 2014 1:22PM
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Turd.Ferguson
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I cant wait for virtikas "Next Friday" to finally release
May 26 2014 4:28PM
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Ski_The_E
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Ian Cosco crashed his plane into the ocean. He was trying to land on a landing strip that had been drowned by glacial melting 10 years ago. He forgot the landing strip no longer existed due to a 1.86 blood alcohol content.
May 31 2014 5:27PM
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broto
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Let's not forget to bump this in 10 years
May 31 2014 7:00PM
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*YungBuckwheat*
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Remember Jossi's divorce, it was harsh, but than he got 12 medals in the Xlympics
May 31 2014 7:24PM
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.Hugo.
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TightRipperDaveRemember Jossi's divorce, it was harsh, but than he got 12 medals in the Xlympics


See dude you don't help yourself out at all.... you continuously say shit a gaper would
Jun 1 2014 12:40AM
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LOLZfajitas
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TightRipperDaveRemember Jossi's divorce, it was harsh, but than he got 12 medals in the Xlympics


i hope your asshole is tight ;)
Jun 1 2014 2:39AM
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Chewy.
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You eat shit for breakfast?
Jun 1 2014 12:57PM
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skiers evolve and no longer need acl's to ski.
Jun 2 2014 8:18AM
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