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Jossi Wells is getting married!

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S.J.W
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To those who don't know, Jossi Wells proposed to his long time girlfriend faithlord. Co owner and designer for Parallel Pulse. Congratulations to Jossi for getting married.

May 19 2014 7:57PM
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OCM
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well im jealous
May 19 2014 7:58PM
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CrapBandit
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I wonder what he did to bag a girl like that. My friends tell me that dick pics work 60% of the time all the time.
May 19 2014 8:04PM
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BWalmer
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Her name is Rebecca Torr, she's also a pro snowboarder from NZ.

Congrats Jossi!
May 19 2014 8:09PM
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S.J.W
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BWalmerHer name is Rebecca Torr, she's also a pro snowboarder from NZ.

Congrats Jossi!


Thought faithlord was a strange name. Thanks brother.
May 19 2014 8:12PM
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.nasty
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way to call her by her instagram username, she has a real name... Although I'm sure everybody calls here faithlord in real life! /sarcasm
May 19 2014 8:22PM
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BWalmer
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.nylesAlthough I'm sure everybody calls here faithlord in real life! /sarcasm


I thought they all called her Possum...? Haha.
May 19 2014 8:24PM
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CheddarJack
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I'm not sure which one I'm more sad about being forever unavailable.
May 19 2014 8:39PM
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S.J.W
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.nylesway to call her by her instagram username, she has a real name... Although I'm sure everybody calls here faithlord in real life! /sarcasm


I don't follow female snowboarding, nor do I follow Jossi's personal relationships. Only saw it on instagram and thought i'd congrulate him.
May 19 2014 9:04PM
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Peter.
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people call her faithlord?

weird


but anyway, congrats to the kiwi
May 19 2014 10:04PM
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notspoicey
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BWalmerHer name is Rebecca Torr, she's also a pro snowboarder from NZ.

Congrats Jossi!


Rebecca torr isn't faithlord
May 19 2014 10:07PM
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dvx100
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BWalmerHer name is Rebecca Torr, she's also a pro snowboarder from NZ.

Congrats Jossi!


her name is faith lord im pretty sure, if you go to her website and look at the identity page you see her name..

anyway, stoked for jossi
May 19 2014 10:38PM
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SHARKWEAK
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Just had a look on instagram and Her Name is Hannah Lord it's not possum tour and today is Jossi's 24th birthday. What a good birthday present to yourself
May 19 2014 10:44PM
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steezyclezy
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BWalmerHer name is Rebecca Torr, she's also a pro snowboarder from NZ.

Congrats Jossi!


rebecca isn't faithlord you knob
May 19 2014 10:47PM
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CheddarJack
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Guys. Her name is Roberta Paulson.
May 19 2014 10:53PM
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-WZ-
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who cares about her name, way to go Jossi!
May 19 2014 10:56PM
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Shredsterr
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I have insider information verifying her name is Beatrice Von BuserSnatch
May 19 2014 11:11PM
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Such_Doge
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Do you think think his erect genitalia tastes like kiwis?
May 19 2014 11:14PM
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Shredsterr
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Such_DogeDo you think think his erect genitalia tastes like kiwis?


No haha. It actually tastes like chili. Long story.
May 19 2014 11:15PM
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steezyclezy
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Such_DogeDo you think think his erect genitalia tastes like kiwis?


ew keep your midget porn to yourself
May 19 2014 11:33PM
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cwillygood
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This won't stop my girlfriend from hollering his name in the sack
May 19 2014 11:46PM
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John18_6
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Dern, I guess this means I don't get to see him ski and snowboard at hyland anymore...
May 19 2014 11:47PM
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jared_mocha
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First Nicky Keefer .. now Jossi getting married? This is an Atomic team conspiracy to breed the next round of olympians from birth. ggot damn austrians.
May 20 2014 12:20AM
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.tomskis
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The name Faith just reminds me of the super hot chick from Californication. Go Jossi.
May 20 2014 1:01AM
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GRAFTON
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Her name is Hannah haha middle name faith last name lord
May 20 2014 1:05AM
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Aiur
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLyN8yM-0Sk


Relevant: 1:29

Guess he can't marry Blake Lively anymore.
May 20 2014 1:30AM
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joris.blanc
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Well that's one damn classy couple !!!
May 20 2014 4:39AM
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adamholl
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BWalmerHer name is Rebecca Torr, she's also a pro snowboarder from NZ.

Congrats Jossi!




you are sooo wrong
May 20 2014 5:00AM
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gerptrumpitsniff
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BWalmerHer name is Rebecca Torr, she's also a pro snowboarder from NZ.

Congrats Jossi!

Ummm. That's not Possum and this chick isn't from New Zealand, she's from the States.
Her name is Hannah Lord, but her instagram name is faithlord.
May 20 2014 5:13AM
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BWalmer
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ginRebecca torr isn't faithlord


Oops...my bad.
May 20 2014 7:24AM
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Yaraelpoof.png
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BWalmerHer name is Rebecca Torr, she's also a pro snowboarder from NZ.

Congrats Jossi!


So will their kids ski or snowboard?
May 20 2014 7:54AM
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onenerdykid
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jared_mochaFirst Nicky Keefer .. now Jossi getting married? This is an Atomic team conspiracy to breed the next round of olympians from birth. ggot damn austrians.


We're all about the love... and instigating a galactic freeski baby making takeover.
May 20 2014 7:57AM
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Hubsta
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MountainDilSo will their kids ski or snowboard?


They'll skiboard
May 20 2014 8:10AM
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MaryO
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john18061806Dern, I guess this means I don't get to see him ski and snowboard at hyland anymore...


She's the reason he comes to Hyland. She lives here. Maybe we'll see more if him!

Congrats to Jossi!
May 20 2014 8:41AM
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John18_6
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MaryOShe's the reason he comes to Hyland. She lives here. Maybe we'll see more if him!

Congrats to Jossi!


No way! I thought that was someone else. Hypeeee!
May 20 2014 9:29AM
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Newschoolers is now TMZ
May 20 2014 1:28PM
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lIllI
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Jossi's dad won't let him have sex before marriage.
May 20 2014 3:09PM
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skodeo7
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jared_mochaFirst Nicky Keefer .. now Jossi getting married? This is an Atomic team conspiracy to breed the next round of olympians from birth. ggot damn austrians.


Dont forget Andreas! He's been leading the charge in more ways than one.
May 20 2014 3:12PM
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steezyclezy
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lIllIJossi's dad won't let him have sex before marriage.


yeah just what i was thinking. they're pretty religious
May 20 2014 4:19PM
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jpastor
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steezyclezyyeah just what i was thinking. they're pretty religious


wait really, also congrats jossi
May 20 2014 8:42PM
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Ali_Dibden
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onenerdykidWe're all about the love... and instigating a galactic freeski baby making takeover.


Imagine that Jossi's baby and Keefers baby were to grow up and then they too were to have a baby (provided both are seperate genders).

Ultimate freeskiing child, like jesus for snow.
May 20 2014 9:02PM
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SamSandmire
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Congratulations, Jossi!
May 20 2014 10:55PM
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THEDICKBUTCHER
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fuckk. haha just kidding, congrats to both of em!
May 21 2014 1:28AM
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perryhunter
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skeazlaurenTo those who don't know, Jossi Wells proposed to his long time girlfriend faithlord. Co owner and designer for Parallel Pulse. Congratulations to Jossi for getting married.




Wow! Congrats to both of them, they look good together. I'm sure their babies will gonna be a good snowboarders or skiers too. :)
May 21 2014 2:08AM
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OGoriginal-gaper
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on ya jossi
May 21 2014 4:21AM
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danncphedran
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congrats jossi!
May 21 2014 8:58AM
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radoripper
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congrasts Jossi. always been one of my favorite ski industry pros.
May 21 2014 12:43PM
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Emma_Watson
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Jossi you fooled us! We all thought you were gay!
May 21 2014 12:45PM
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Mingg
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Congrats to both of them!
May 22 2014 10:53AM
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MaryO
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BUMP

TODAY'S THE DAY!!! Jossi and Hannah are getting married right here in Minnesota!!

Congrats to them both!!
Jul 25 2014 8:05AM
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S.J.W
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Finally tied the knot. Hopefully their babies are beautiful.
Jul 25 2014 8:20AM
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