He would find kid clayton, kidnap him, raise him with wolves, then clayton would be the greatest big mountain skier of all time. He would make sure that he wouldn't do anything that would relate skiing to roller blading. He could only do REAL skiing on REAL mountains on REAL snow.
"Just posts a lot of dick pics, the thread will get deleted and you wont even have to pm a mod."-SFB
"More tranny than a pride parade."-METH-CANCER
"We're always living in the glory days, we just look backwards with rose-colored glasses."-Mosseau