this is gonna be a long summer full of retards, I can tell already.
"NS =semi pornographic, ski dating, subject matter experts about law, drugs, culinary, gaming, automotive, and nonsensical jibberjabber / troll haven / school of internet sexuality and spelling."-Rick.Roll
"You had sex with a 13 year old Indian? This is the 21st century not the fucking Lewis & Clark expedition Jesus Christ"-Thizzle.
"I boned a cougar once. The zoo was not happy"- Aidan-G
Feel free to tell her the mean dinosaur on the internet called her a fucking idiot. Since you're acting on my behalf, you may also feel free to punch her in the asshole so hard your hand comes out her mouth, then poke her in the eye - ar6rider