"When I win the lottery I'm gonna buy a mansion and name it "theabortionators estate" you can come an go as you please. Ill have a motorcycle in the garage you can run into a tree" -Kevtron
"Maybe youll catch me on the slopes. Ill be the dude rocking twin tip, center mounted park skis and steezy tall hoodies all the while struggling to land that basic jib across the flat box but LOVING every second of it. Every yardsale, even snow face wash, ill come up with a smile on my face." - rbean24
"Yeah bro, i can't wait to hang out with you while you get sweet action shots of your groomer turns and using the lips onto rails as jumps with your GoPro that is surgically attached to your empty skull" -skiierman to ny300z
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"I need to get my boots off"
"My din just isn't high enough"
"This bindings are shit"
"I need to cut my toenails"
"I should really get some mittens"
"That jacket's too small"
"There's too much ice"
"They should have separate lifts for good skiers"
"I'm the best skier on this hill"
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"You had sex with a 13 year old Indian? This is the 21st century not the fucking Lewis & Clark expedition Jesus Christ"-Thizzle.
"I boned a cougar once. The zoo was not happy"- Aidan-G
Feel free to tell her the mean dinosaur on the internet called her a fucking idiot. Since you're acting on my behalf, you may also feel free to punch her in the asshole so hard your hand comes out her mouth, then poke her in the eye - ar6rider