louie.miragsIf Jesus could make bread appear, there's some parts of the world that could really use him right now. Why is he being such a dickkkkk?
Jesus is like the pro football player that goes to help the kids or volunteer at the food bank for a 10 min when all the cameras are there to help their image and "give back" aka get the footy for good PR.
Jesus did some cool things so they'd get put in a book and remembered after he died but he never felt the need to do more. I mean he's already a famous character in the book, why take time out of his day to help the poor now? He's much too busy helping people win at the Oscars to worry about some kids in poverty.
If anything good happens in your life "Thank you Jesus for answering my prayers". If anything bad happens in your life "He heard my prayers but it wasn't in his will. Thank you Jesus anyway though."
I wish that kind of bullshit worked in everything in life. IF I'm supposed to help somebody work on there house, even if I sleep in and never make it over they still thank me for nothing. It's brilliant. If I come in to work with the plague and get your whole family sick, thank me, and thank me double once you get better.
I love it