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Ski Confessions

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_anderson_
Posts: 164 - Karma: 1,783
Sometimes in the summer i put my ski gear on and sit in front of the AC and close my eyes and pretend im skiin to get rid of seasonitis
Apr 30 2014 8:55PM
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CART.__.
Posts: 848 - Karma: 597
slav_slayerwhen i go down stairs, sometimes i throw a three off the bottom step ;))


haha more like every time
May 1 2014 3:50PM
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frickindarn
Posts: 2545 - Karma: 11,374
Came to the second page to let everyone know OP is still my hero.
May 1 2014 3:51PM
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Lou.
Posts: 1787 - Karma: 3,876
captainslackWhen i listen to music i imagine myself in an edit. All the clips are there in my head, including the ski lift time lapse and the clipping into my bindings shot. such a sick edit every time, unfortunately i can't do any of the tricks i imagine and I hate waiting around to do filming so i never get to make these edits


Sadly, I do this every day when I listen to music. I tend to listen to music that fits well with my imaginary edits.
May 1 2014 3:55PM
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-WZ-
Posts: 3600 - Karma: 6,581
During the off season I get really hyped up from watching edits and expect to be amazing when I get back in the hill.. Then reality hits :(
May 1 2014 4:30PM
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Z_Benesch
Posts: 2028 - Karma: 2,683
bryanwSometimes when walking alone next to a curb I jump on it like its a rail, switchup, 270 out, afterbang, then carry on with life wishing there was snow


I literally do this all summer long
May 1 2014 5:58PM
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percs
Posts: 2218 - Karma: 5,785
When I look at my reflection I pretend my nose is a steep AK spine and I'm making turns down it.
May 1 2014 6:05PM
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_anderson_
Posts: 164 - Karma: 1,783
-snochainz-When it's summer and I have a free day, I lock myself in my room and watch every TC episode over again.
yes
May 1 2014 7:23PM
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_anderson_
Posts: 164 - Karma: 1,783
Ive seen every episodemof TC at least 3 times
May 1 2014 7:28PM
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galardogod
Posts: 1693 - Karma: 5,115
slauth1i get a hip cramp when i ski switch


Actually thought I was the only one this has ever happened to
May 1 2014 8:03PM
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RimJobber
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 10,058
I'm afraid to do spins. And rails. And anything in the park. But I dress like a park rat.
May 1 2014 8:24PM
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frickindarn
Posts: 2545 - Karma: 11,374
RimJobberI'm afraid to do spins. And rails. And anything in the park. But I dress like a park rat.


Never had a problem with this. at least you don't look like a racer just doing groomers.
May 1 2014 8:32PM
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THEE_wizard
Posts: 304 - Karma: 1,842
bryanwSometimes when walking alone next to a curb I jump on it like its a rail, switchup, 270 out, afterbang, then carry on with life wishing there was snow


I do this all the time.
May 1 2014 8:37PM
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a_burger
Posts: 5206 - Karma: 20,187
I spend a large amount of time drawing new ski areas on topographic maps and with the line tool in google earth
May 1 2014 8:39PM
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Atomika09
Posts: 104 - Karma: 746
When I was a kid, I used to do tree runs in race skis. I also sprayed the lift queue and cut in between their legs to get to the front. yup, I was a cunt.
May 1 2014 9:21PM
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gapersarefriends
Posts: 2158 - Karma: 4,269
i didn't own skis this year and rode demos
May 1 2014 9:52PM
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elinde
Posts: 1459 - Karma: 2,934
I do like half of these haha. Especially imagine myself in an edit and do rail tricks on curbs and rails and other stuff. Lip on blind 2 and 4 has been my recent favorite. Sometime I just do 3s and 5s and 7s just on the ground and people think I'm really weird.
May 1 2014 10:07PM
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gaper_assasin
Posts: 26 - Karma: 492
captainslackWhen i listen to music i imagine myself in an edit. All the clips are there in my head, including the ski lift time lapse and the clipping into my bindings shot. such a sick edit every time, unfortunately i can't do any of the tricks i imagine and I hate waiting around to do filming so i never get to make these edits


i do this too, im not alone!!!
May 1 2014 10:23PM
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patt.
Posts: 598 - Karma: 1,272
Every time I see a hand rail I think, "Can I hit this?" Even if I can't, I still imagine myself sliding it.
May 1 2014 10:46PM
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Skibumsmith
Posts: 5414 - Karma: 11,608
PortskierMy girlfriend and my skis have to compete for me, and she loses


I dated a girl on ski patrol. She still lost.
May 1 2014 10:58PM
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Hoffman_
Posts: 153 - Karma: 277
i spend all summer scoping out rails, but never actually do any of them.

like this one in Northbrook Il: http://imgur.com/CrYJWHo
(btw it's so perfect)
May 1 2014 11:11PM
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gohamsam
Posts: 326 - Karma: 2,930
i play shredsauce while listening to my ski playlist for a solid 6 hours every day of summer
May 1 2014 11:18PM
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balzach
Posts: 241 - Karma: 2,616
I dream about skiing almost every night. When I don't I really miss it
May 1 2014 11:30PM
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uyghur
Posts: 993 - Karma: 2,028
Every day on my way home I imagine how sick it would be if I got the snow to cover the mountains around me and how sick the terrain would be
May 2 2014 2:53AM
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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
KeithyDWhen I look at my reflection I pretend my nose is a steep AK spine and I'm making turns down it.


wow dude you just upped the ante in the crazy department. props
May 2 2014 10:59AM
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imetherd
Posts: 22 - Karma: 66
elindeI do like half of these haha. Especially imagine myself in an edit and do rail tricks on curbs and rails and other stuff. Lip on blind 2 and 4 has been my recent favorite. Sometime I just do 3s and 5s and 7s just on the ground and people think I'm really weird.


everyone thinks I'm so weird for this.
May 2 2014 12:39PM
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Substitute
Posts: 1375 - Karma: 2,270
I don't like talking to other skiers at school that I don't ski with.
May 2 2014 5:53PM
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Easy-E
Posts: 751 - Karma: 1,686
SkibumsmithI dated a girl on ski patrol. She still lost.

hahaha at least yours gave skiing a chance
May 2 2014 6:25PM
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seanahue.
Posts: 2141 - Karma: 3,366
ThePizzaMani spend all summer scoping out rails, but never actually do any of them.

like this one in Northbrook Il: http://imgur.com/CrYJWHo
(btw it's so perfect)


Hahaha no way, my mom used to take me sledding on that hill when I was just a wittle guy. Greenbriar Elementary ftw

My confessions:

I enjoy snaking people.

I hate goggles.

I spent all my college grad money (including savings bonds from my deceased grandfather) on ski gear.

At my bellman/valet job, I constantly lie to tourists about conditions, where the best skiing is, etc, to keep them away from the areas I like to ski.

...and I ripped a wicked fart in Dumont's Tundra just before opening the door for him.
May 4 2014 8:31AM
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SkierPT
Posts: 2176 - Karma: 4,720
I don't think I've spun more that a 450 my opposite way of spinning (to the right)
May 4 2014 9:03AM
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_anderson_
Posts: 164 - Karma: 1,783
RimJobberI'm afraid to do spins. And rails. And anything in the park. But I dress like a park rat.


You realized we are going to get married
May 4 2014 9:52AM
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_anderson_
Posts: 164 - Karma: 1,783
gapersarefriendsi didn't own skis this year and rode demos


Same story bruh
May 4 2014 9:55AM
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7-11_Slurpee
Posts: 1142 - Karma: 1,552
When I run down the steps at my house I do 180 or 360 switch ups between stairs and 270 or 450 out at the end.
May 4 2014 10:47AM
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m1k3vb
Posts: 75 - Karma: 273
GETTING DUMPED ON IS A GOOD THING
May 4 2014 12:55PM
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m1k3vb
Posts: 75 - Karma: 273
oh shit wrong thread my bad
May 4 2014 12:57PM
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RimJobber
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 10,058
_anderson_You realized we are going to get married


You realize i am a dude
May 4 2014 3:32PM
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SteezyMagee
Posts: 382 - Karma: 828
I did more front 2s this season than I feel comfortable admitting to.
May 5 2014 4:53PM
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_anderson_
Posts: 164 - Karma: 1,783
RimJobberYou realize i am a dude


Jus jokin bruh
May 5 2014 5:36PM
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casey_cope
Posts: 675 - Karma: 3,398
I once skit my friends pvc rail without a helmet on. Please don't tell my mommy
May 5 2014 6:44PM
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M.M
Posts: 1696 - Karma: 4,490
i re watch chug life all the time
May 5 2014 7:00PM
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m1k3vb
Posts: 75 - Karma: 273
My favorite ski film is Into The Mind
May 10 2014 10:23AM
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dtwizzle
Posts: 233 - Karma: 1,951
I masturbate on the chairlift sometimes
May 11 2014 6:20PM
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jellomellow
Posts: 961 - Karma: 3,562
I dress like a park rat and have some really good gear but i cant do a rail or spins. I can only do some grabs ad shiftys.
May 12 2014 10:43AM
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linus_deboss
Posts: 1036 - Karma: 1,909
I like snowboarders...
May 12 2014 11:10AM
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Panda_with_Guns
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 1,620
I can't skate worth shit, but when me and some buddies go o the skate park i hit the rails like im on skis in just my shoes. like 270 on, mad switch ups, 410 off. I can not do any of these on actual skis.
May 12 2014 11:31AM
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Slowbro
Posts: 3672 - Karma: 19,029
I haven't learned a new jump trick since 2014.
Aug 16 2020 4:01PM
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vibecheck
Posts: 3112 - Karma: 15,174
wtf is skiing I dont actually know what it is 😳
Aug 16 2020 5:46PM
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r00kie
Posts: 5193 - Karma: 58,789
Called last run once, nothing happened.
Aug 16 2020 6:06PM
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Ghost_BLandzV2
Posts: 1037 - Karma: 8,431
r00kieCalled last run once, nothing happened.


Liar
Aug 16 2020 6:11PM
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little1337
Posts: 8159 - Karma: 45,773
No the rail wasn't sticky, I just suck :(
Aug 16 2020 9:34PM
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oldmanski
Posts: 3082 - Karma: 21,749
I started at a young age skiing, I snowboarded for a few seasons after it became the popular thing to do. I came back to skiing when twin tips showed up.
Aug 17 2020 4:34PM
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