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The Real Reason You're Circumcised

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las.
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http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6966989/the-real-reason-youre-circumcised

So, circumcised guys, please share your genital mutilation stories. Everyone else, let us rejoice we weren't test dummies in an outdated, barbaric practice, and that we all have natural and complete genitalia!

inb4 but it's cleaner!
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Apr 30 2014 8:33PM
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hoodratz47
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katie.A female's perspective: I've been with cut and uncut guys, and its pretty much the same once things get going, although I have had an experience with an uncircumsized guy who didn't keep it very clean (which, needless to say, is disgusting). Every dick is [vastly] different and basically the only thing that matters is whether or not you are good at using it.


Now watch how nobody pays attention to this. But thank you fo your input
May 4 2014 1:37PM
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Bombogenesis
Posts: 1984 - Karma: 4,006
katie.A female's perspective: I've been with cut and uncut guys, and its pretty much the same once things get going, although I have had an experience with an uncircumsized guy who didn't keep it very clean (which, needless to say, is disgusting). Every dick is [vastly] different and basically the only thing that matters is whether or not you are good at using it.




Sounds like you've been tossed around like a potato straight out of the oven
May 4 2014 2:32PM
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Javascript
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for people that are uncut and want to get cut, see your doctor to get cut

for people that are cut and want to get uncut, see your doctor to grow it back

/thread
May 5 2014 8:57AM
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Phross
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Huck_NorrisThat might be the most inadvertently homosexual thing I've ever read on here. What a fkn meatgazer hahaha


You're probably just another hellbound uncicumsized heathen.

Praying for you.
May 5 2014 11:11AM
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Kekambas.
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Question for all you uncircumcised guys; when you watch porn are you thrown off by a circumcised dick?

because when i'm watching and i see an uncircumcised one i have to find a new video....it just freaks me out...it's so....different
May 5 2014 12:46PM
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qazwsxedc34
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PhrossI feel horribly oppressed because my parents made the choice to cut my cock without my consent. All my life, I've hated my parents for it. No amount of care packages they send me will ever make up for the fact that they actually paid some fucker to dice my dick. I see guys in the shower stalls parading around their pristine penises in all their uncut glory, and I get so fucking jealous and sick of their shit.

Are we truly free if we have no say on the fate of our foreskin?


It’s okay Oprah harvests the baby foreskin and makes skin cream out of them.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/12/oprah-foreskin-protests-cream_n_3068851.html
May 5 2014 4:08PM
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TomWallnuss
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Really weird I never heard about someone getting circumcised for no religious reason
Sounds weird to me but also never heard about any advantages/disadvantages
And is that poll realistic? Seems like way too much circumcised people to me
May 5 2014 4:19PM
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qazwsxedc34
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WTFhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLcXvgv4FYIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLcXvgv4FYI
May 5 2014 4:26PM
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TheBigApple
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uncut = smelly dick
May 5 2014 4:33PM
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Spiri7o
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sounds like OP is insecure with not being circumsized
May 5 2014 4:39PM
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qazwsxedc34
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Snowflake222sounds like OP is insecure with not being circumsized


That might be true, but remember he has the upper hand. More than 85% of the worlds population is uncircumcised.
May 5 2014 7:07PM
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las.
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Snowflake222sounds like OP is insecure with not being circumsized


Nah, quite comfortable having natural, complete, untampered with genitals, believe it or not
May 5 2014 7:35PM
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ZachAndCheese
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I did my very own circumcision, I am beyond pleased with the outcome. Will post pics.
May 5 2014 7:39PM
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Dan.
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in this thread, three pages of dudes arguing about each others wieners instead of being out meeting girls and learning how to use them better, when, according to any girl you ask, that's the only thing that really matters.

idiots.
May 5 2014 9:38PM
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broto
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Dan.in this thread, three pages of dudes arguing about each others wieners instead of being out meeting girls and learning how to use them better, when, according to any girl you ask, that's the only thing that really matters.

idiots.


as if i'm going to go meet girls on a tuesday night with school in the morning.
May 5 2014 10:30PM
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El_Barto.
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brotoas if i'm going to go meet girls on a tuesday night with school in the morning.


Word. I'll show you mine if you show me yours
May 5 2014 10:50PM
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broto
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sorry gotta get my edumacation
May 6 2014 12:04AM
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.Hugo.
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brotoas if i'm going to go meet girls on a tuesday night with school in the morning.


its fuckin monday ya goob
May 6 2014 12:05AM
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