Member of the Month

PartyBullshiit
March, 2024

Online

Welcome to the Newschoolers forums! You may read the forums as a guest, however you must be a registered member to post. Register to become a member today!

The Real Reason You're Circumcised

profile picture
las.
Posts: 1959 - Karma: 1,455
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6966989/the-real-reason-youre-circumcised

So, circumcised guys, please share your genital mutilation stories. Everyone else, let us rejoice we weren't test dummies in an outdated, barbaric practice, and that we all have natural and complete genitalia!

inb4 but it's cleaner!
POLL
Edit Poll
Votes:

Take care when editing a poll; Options should be similar to maintain vote integrity.

More options will be added automatically as you type. You must supply a question and at least two options. No HTML is allowed.

Apr 30 2014 8:33PM
612 228
profile picture
acualywasdolan
Posts: 1172 - Karma: -747
Im circumsized and proud of it
Apr 30 2014 8:34PM
6 13
profile picture
las.
Posts: 1959 - Karma: 1,455
SpssIm circumsized and proud of it


Im so sorry
Apr 30 2014 8:37PM
8 9
profile picture
Iraq_Lobster
Posts: 1866 - Karma: 4,904
\someone should post pics of both for comparison.
Apr 30 2014 8:39PM
21 1
profile picture
cool_name
Posts: 4295 - Karma: 3,131
stupid question, but is there any truth to this video?
Apr 30 2014 8:47PM
1 1
profile picture
IDMT_BC024
Posts: 224 - Karma: 129
Widespread circumcision is what gives us 'mericans economic, political, and military dominance over your shitty little backwards ass ex- penile colony.
Apr 30 2014 8:47PM
4 7
profile picture
ForeverYung
Posts: 8385 - Karma: 2,060
All bout dat foreskin life
Apr 30 2014 8:48PM
18 5
profile picture
las.
Posts: 1959 - Karma: 1,455
Iraq_Lobster\someone should post pics of both for comparison.


Im not judging, we all have different preferences, but if you want to look at dicks, please do it elsewhere
Apr 30 2014 8:48PM
2 10
profile picture
GayWolf420
Posts: 36681 - Karma: 110,608
lol dude we get it already, america sux and ur country r00lz.
Apr 30 2014 8:54PM
7 3
profile picture
las.
Posts: 1959 - Karma: 1,455
cool_namestupid question, but is there any truth to this video?


Absolutely! That's the best part.

Additionally, if any of you are still questioning whether this bronze-age practice still belongs in the 21st century, mull these over, if you will:

Circumcision decreases penile sensitivity:
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/23374102?dopt=Abstract

Circumcision associated with sexual difficulties:
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21672947

Circumcision linked to alexithymia:
http://www.mensstudies.com/content/2772r13175400432/?p=a7068101fbdd48819f10dd04dc1e19fb&pi=4

The exaggeration of the benefits of circumcision in regards to HIV/AIDS transmission:
http://jme.bmj.com/content/36/12/798.abstract

Circumcision/HIV claims are based on insufficient evidence:
http://www.4eric.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/MC.pdf

There is no case for the widespread implementation of circumcision as a preventative measure to stop transmission of AIDS/HIV:
http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/j.1753-6405.2011.00761.x/full

Circumcision decreases sexual pleasure:
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17155977

Circumcision decreases efficiency of nerve response in the glans of the penis:
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17378847

Circumcision policy is influenced by psychosocial factors rather than alleged health benefits:
http://www.circumcision.org/policy.htm

Circumcision linked to pain, trauma, and psychosexual sequelae:
http://www.cirp.org/library/psych/boyle6/

Circumcision results in significant loss of erogenous tissue:
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/8800902

Circumcision has negligible benefit:
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/9091693

Neonatal circumcision linked to pain and trauma:
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/9057731

Circumcision may lead to need for increased care and medical attention in the first 3 years of life:
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/9393302

Circumcision linked to psychological trauma:
http://www.cirp.org/library/psych/goldman1/

Circumcision may lead to abnormal brain development and subsequent deviations in behaviour:
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/10657682
Apr 30 2014 8:55PM
5 5
profile picture
las.
Posts: 1959 - Karma: 1,455
The referenced post has been removed.


Foreskins*
Apr 30 2014 8:56PM
1 5
profile picture
corona
Posts: 12752 - Karma: 32,263
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgbcQIT7BMc
Apr 30 2014 9:06PM
2 0
profile picture
las.
Posts: 1959 - Karma: 1,455
DeebieSkeebieslol dude we get it already, america sux and ur country r00lz.


Pretty sure this happens across the globe, not sure why you're making it a country thing?
Apr 30 2014 9:10PM
2 3
profile picture
Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
when i fold the skin on the tip of my uncircumsized, flaccid penis between my thumb and index finger, it looks like a brain.
Apr 30 2014 9:10PM
15 0
profile picture
GayWolf420
Posts: 36681 - Karma: 110,608
las.Pretty sure this happens across the globe, not sure why you're making it a country thing?


show us your anteater dick, pussy.
Apr 30 2014 9:19PM
7 3
profile picture
Nacho+
Posts: 3748 - Karma: 7,791
Haha ants rule, circumcised dicks drool!
Apr 30 2014 9:21PM
1 1
profile picture
las.
Posts: 1959 - Karma: 1,455
DeebieSkeebiesshow us your anteater dick, pussy.


For the second time, please keep this perverted, homoerotic shit outta here
Apr 30 2014 9:30PM
2 9
profile picture
theabortionator
Posts: 51261 - Karma: 157,426
It should be illegal.

Unless it's something they want to do later in life or necessary for medical reasons.

I think it's funny that I've heard religious people drop the word "mutilation" in regards to piercings (holes that close up) but see nothing wrong with cutting kids dicks.

'Murca.
Apr 30 2014 9:32PM
13 1
profile picture
987321654hgfd
Posts: 5133 - Karma: 5,447
Circumcision. High speed, low drag for some serious thrusting speed.
Apr 30 2014 9:35PM
11 2
profile picture
.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,469
las.For the second time, please keep this perverted, homoerotic shit outta here

says the kid who wants to talk about penises



https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/776974/Ha-GAY---
Apr 30 2014 9:42PM
4 1
profile picture
las.
Posts: 1959 - Karma: 1,455
.Hugo.says the kid who wants to talk about penises


Foreskins goddammit!
Apr 30 2014 9:44PM
2 6
profile picture
JordanButtfart
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 3,027
I got circumcised so now my dong has a helmet so it won't get a concussion bro.
Apr 30 2014 9:48PM
7 0
profile picture
ThundaKilla
Posts: 2859 - Karma: 3,733
JordanButtfartI got circumcised so now my dong has a helmet so it won't get a concussion bro.


You're gonna be cold without your turtleneck
Apr 30 2014 9:59PM
16 1
profile picture
GayWolf420
Posts: 36681 - Karma: 110,608
op has elephant trunk dick and h8's gay ppl
Apr 30 2014 10:03PM
4 1
profile picture
skiersupreme
Posts: 1549 - Karma: 4,872
anybody here have a half hoodie? if you watch the league youll know.
Apr 30 2014 11:46PM
5 0
profile picture
deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,500
cool_namestupid question, but is there any truth to this video?


I didn't watch the video you're asking about in the medical world it's split about 50-50 for if it's more or less hygienic. But when you do lob off a piece of your penis it definitely decreases sensitivity. I actually had a guy who told me he waited until he was 18 to get circumcised, and after it was fully grown he didn't feel that much of a difference. There's another guy who got a circumcision in his early 20s and deeply regretted it afterwards.
May 1 2014 4:07AM
1 0
profile picture
deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,500
cool_namestupid question, but is there any truth to this video?


I didn't watch the video you're asking about in the medical world it's split about 50-50 for if it's more or less hygienic. But when you do lob off a piece of your penis it definitely decreases sensitivity. I actually had a guy who told me he waited until he was 18 to get circumcised, and after it was fully grown he didn't feel that much of a difference. There's another guy who got a circumcision in his early 20s and deeply regretted it afterwards.
May 1 2014 4:07AM
0 0
profile picture
--ski--
Posts: 1670 - Karma: 817
My dick is tiny. All I have is a flap of foreskin.
May 1 2014 5:32AM
11 0
profile picture
NinetyFour
Posts: 8650 - Karma: 13,409
las.Absolutely! That's the best part.

Additionally, if any of you are still questioning whether this bronze-age practice still belongs in the 21st century, mull these over, if you will:

Circumcision decreases penile sensitivity:
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/23374102?dopt=Abstract

Circumcision associated with sexual difficulties:
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21672947

Circumcision linked to alexithymia:
http://www.mensstudies.com/content/2772r13175400432/?p=a7068101fbdd48819f10dd04dc1e19fb&pi=4

The exaggeration of the benefits of circumcision in regards to HIV/AIDS transmission:
http://jme.bmj.com/content/36/12/798.abstract

Circumcision/HIV claims are based on insufficient evidence:
http://www.4eric.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/MC.pdf

There is no case for the widespread implementation of circumcision as a preventative measure to stop transmission of AIDS/HIV:
http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/j.1753-6405.2011.00761.x/full

Circumcision decreases sexual pleasure:
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17155977

Circumcision decreases efficiency of nerve response in the glans of the penis:
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17378847

Circumcision policy is influenced by psychosocial factors rather than alleged health benefits:
http://www.circumcision.org/policy.htm

Circumcision linked to pain, trauma, and psychosexual sequelae:
http://www.cirp.org/library/psych/boyle6/

Circumcision results in significant loss of erogenous tissue:
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/8800902

Circumcision has negligible benefit:
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/9091693

Neonatal circumcision linked to pain and trauma:
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/9057731

Circumcision may lead to need for increased care and medical attention in the first 3 years of life:
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/9393302

Circumcision linked to psychological trauma:
http://www.cirp.org/library/psych/goldman1/

Circumcision may lead to abnormal brain development and subsequent deviations in behaviour:
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/10657682


Wow, OP sure knows his dicks.
May 1 2014 7:45AM
19 0
profile picture
JahLiam
Posts: 2321 - Karma: 7,823
Team army helmet for life
May 1 2014 7:49AM
1 0
profile picture
las.
Posts: 1959 - Karma: 1,455
zzzskizzzI didn't watch the video you're asking about in the medical world it's split about 50-50 for if it's more or less hygienic.


If your dick is filthy and unhygienic and you're that much of a slob that you can't take 2 seconds out of your day to wash your damn genitals, then you're probably just a disgusting person in general - don't blame it on the foreskin. Having more exposed (and incomplete) genitals doesn't make them more hygienic.
May 1 2014 9:01AM
1 1
profile picture
Heart
Posts: 6156 - Karma: 3,462
Circumcision is stupid BUT I'm glad my parents did it. Most girls are weirded out or have never seen an uncircumcised wiener.
May 1 2014 9:14AM
15 2
profile picture
Bateman
Posts: 8590 - Karma: 8,600
Really? Is circumsicion that common in the US? I literarilly have ONE friend who's circumcised and that's because he's iranian. I'm really surprised.
May 1 2014 9:25AM
0 0
profile picture
Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
BatemanReally? Is circumsicion that common in the US? I literarilly have ONE friend who's circumcised and that's because he's iranian. I'm really surprised.


yes. pretty sure i don't know anyone who is uncircumcised...although i guess i can't be certain as I don't make a habit of inventorying dicks.
May 1 2014 9:37AM
5 0
profile picture
Bateman
Posts: 8590 - Karma: 8,600
Barefootin_Fiendyes. pretty sure i don't know anyone who is uncircumcised...although i guess i can't be certain as I don't make a habit of inventorying dicks.


that's fucking weird
May 1 2014 9:41AM
0 0
profile picture
.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,469
Batemanthat's fucking weird

What weird? the fact that he doesn't make an excel spreadsheet of his friends dicks?
May 1 2014 9:45AM
11 0
profile picture
Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
Don't be mad I've got a coupe and you've got a manual ragtop. It shouldn't bother you, and if it does it just means you're insecure. Run what ya brung and give zero fucks.
May 1 2014 9:50AM
6 0
profile picture
90053
Posts: 2565 - Karma: 3,728
.Hugo.What weird? the fact that he doesn't make an excel spreadsheet of his friends dicks?


yes
May 1 2014 9:50AM
4 1
profile picture
GayWolf420
Posts: 36681 - Karma: 110,608
Huck_NorrisDon't be mad I've got a coupe and you've got a manual ragtop. It shouldn't bother you, and if it does it just means you're insecure. Run what ya brung and give zero fucks.


OP hates gays, is insecure, and has a weird looking dick lol
May 1 2014 9:52AM
4 1
profile picture
90053
Posts: 2565 - Karma: 3,728
Huck_NorrisDon't be mad I've got a coupe and you've got a manual ragtop. It shouldn't bother you, and if it does it just means you're insecure. Run what ya brung and give zero fucks.


or your car doesn't have a roof
May 1 2014 9:52AM
1 0
profile picture
.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,469
tusken_assraideror your car doesn't have a roof


chicks love convertibles
May 1 2014 9:59AM
0 0
profile picture
90053
Posts: 2565 - Karma: 3,728
.Hugo.chicks love convertibles


convertible kinda implies you have the option of both
May 1 2014 10:03AM
0 0
profile picture
las.
Posts: 1959 - Karma: 1,455
DeebieSkeebiesOP hates gays, is insecure, and has a weird looking dick lol


Why are you so angsty? Don't be upset that you have a mutilated, incomplete dick
May 1 2014 10:12AM
1 4
profile picture
Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
tusken_assraideror your car doesn't have a roof




May 1 2014 10:15AM
1 0
profile picture
las.
Posts: 1959 - Karma: 1,455
NinetyFourWow, OP sure knows his dicks.


Thought I should make some sort of legit argument if this were to end up being an actual discussion, though it seems that hope has been, unsurprisingly, well and truly quashed
May 1 2014 10:21AM
0 2
profile picture
Nacho+
Posts: 3748 - Karma: 7,791
I have a friend who has a half cut dick. It's ugly as fuck. Literally the only bad thing about being uncut is that girls have never scene one before.
May 1 2014 10:55AM
0 0
profile picture
stickski
Posts: 1938 - Karma: 1,529
Op this thread screams insecurity.
May 1 2014 1:45PM
1 2
profile picture
raull
Posts: 384 - Karma: 2,232
pretty much every girl ive met (except for one crazy, hairy, feminist hippy) thinks uncircumcised dicks looks gross. my friend who is uncircumcised says he gets this weird puss buildup underneath the flaps. sounds gross. he also says his penis bleeds during sex because of it. ill stick to being circumcised.
May 1 2014 2:18PM
2 4
profile picture
cool_name
Posts: 4295 - Karma: 3,131
raullpretty much every girl ive met (except for one crazy, hairy, feminist hippy) thinks uncircumcised dicks looks gross. my friend who is uncircumcised says he gets this weird puss buildup underneath the flaps. sounds gross. he also says his penis bleeds during sex because of it. ill stick to being circumcised.


Your friend needs to see a doctor, like right away that isn't normal
May 1 2014 2:26PM
17 1
profile picture
Bateman
Posts: 8590 - Karma: 8,600
cool_nameYour friend needs to see a doctor, like right away that isn't normal


He may be talking about smegma
May 1 2014 2:36PM
3 0
profile picture
Javascript
Posts: 109 - Karma: 16
haha had a bunch of threads on /b/ explaining circumsized threads.

Basically these threads are like europe vs USA threads, only europeans make them (uncircumsized). they try to tell people that they're better because they have a gross extra flap over there dick.

Stop trying to act like you're proud that you're not normal and any girl you're with laughs at it and leaves. It's just a self confidence thing, whatever man, you won because your dick looks gross
May 1 2014 2:58PM
4 4
All times are Eastern (-4)