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call yourselves the grocery sticks
or the rectum spelunkers
.AR6rider.I just Googled it, and apparently it's street hockey.
In that case, OP, your name should be "Off On The Concrete." That way, if you lose, the announcer will say, "ANNNDDDD THE CROWD GOES WILD! TEAM __________ JUST BEAT OFF ON THE CONCRETE!"