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Da Fuq is up with these girls?

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Nacho+
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Girls at my school are so fucking retarted. Today one of them asked me when the 4th of July was. Da Fuq?

I've also had this conversation before.....

Me "The video has to be a minute and thirty seconds long"

Girl "I thought it had to be a minute and a half"

Its just cringeworthy. What's the most cringeworthy thing you've ever heard a girl say
Apr 24 2014 9:42PM
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lIllI
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I can say with full confidence that my history and geography skills are on par with the lower quartile of high school girls.
Apr 28 2014 2:56PM
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.Hugo.
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connecticuntthis girl volunteered to read aloud in my freshman english seminar at a pretty solid university and had no idea who Ghandi was and could not pronounce his name for shit

"Gahanday? Gonda? Goondi?"

fucking ridiculous


She only needs to be able to understand/pronounce two words.... "blowjob" and "sandwich"
Apr 28 2014 2:57PM
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LiquorLanch
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It doesn't get better in college...well yes it does...they just get better in bed and we get better at making money.

Apr 28 2014 4:10PM
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Iraq_Lobster
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goddamnitt i hate women

inb4 im gay, i already know
Apr 28 2014 8:07PM
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op14
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Iraq_Lobstergoddamnitt i hate women

inb4 im gay, i already know


ur gay
Apr 28 2014 8:10PM
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liam.sehnert
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I had an exchange student from Ireland and we convinced my blonde girlfriend that in ireland they grow the rocks that people use to build houses.... at least shes hot
Apr 28 2014 8:16PM
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Jro.
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liam.sehnertI had an exchange student from Ireland and we convinced my blonde girlfriend that in ireland they grow the rocks that people use to build houses.... at least shes hot


how hot
Apr 28 2014 8:32PM
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JordanButtfart
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infuserIt was a while ago so I don't remember exactly but I think the teacher was alluding to the fact that it was native americans who were first in Florida or in Florida at that time. It was some U.S history unit so I forget the context


I think the Seminoles would have been some of the first people down here. But if we're talking European history I think it was Juan Ponce De Leon, he was searching for the fountain of youth.
Apr 28 2014 11:35PM
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profa_212
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liam.sehnertI had an exchange student from Ireland and we convinced my blonde girlfriend that in ireland they grow the rocks that people use to build houses.... at least shes hot


Pics or she's ugly
Apr 28 2014 11:47PM
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liam.sehnert
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Jro.how hot

im in hs and shes a solid 8.5/9

Profahoben_212Pics or she's ugly

bruh im not givin you something to fap to its called pornhub
Apr 29 2014 11:18PM
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Kreech
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Two instances really stick out in my memory:
"What's culture? Is that what my family does?"
And
"I'm tired of all these Croatian Africans in my algebra class."
Apr 29 2014 11:47PM
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.Hugo.
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liam.sehnertim in hs and shes a solid 8.5/9


bruh im not givin you something to fap to its called pornhub


It's confirmed, your girlfriend makes this girl look like mila kunis

Apr 30 2014 12:00AM
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steezburgereddie
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I got another one. Same girl.

In one of my biology classes our teacher would pass out assignments to random people to mark. My friend that was sitting at the same table got one of her assignments. If one of the questions wasn't clear we would read them out loud for our teacher to tell us if it was good enough or not. He read out every quest to the teacher just because she wrote "orgasms" instead of "organisms" in every single question. She got mad and said that she wrote "organisms". The my friend walked over to where she was and started pointing everywhere it said "orgasms" while saying it out loud so that she, and everyone in the room heard it clearly.

She didn't come back to class for about a week.
Apr 30 2014 12:17AM
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RipeTomato
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"I thought Obama was president of the world" - Girl discovering other countries may also have their own president, 9th grade
Apr 30 2014 12:48AM
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spliff.Life
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after about 3 weeks into the semester in calc 2, weve been doing integrals since the first day of class, every problem was an integral, this girls raises her hand and asks "what's an integral?"
The prof is this columbian lady who's super enthused about math, and boy does she have an accent and yells a lot
Apr 30 2014 2:46AM
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Zimmerman
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gf once thought the national anthem was christmas music
Apr 30 2014 6:06PM
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radmad
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i'm embarrassed to be a girl..
Apr 30 2014 8:06PM
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ptbsbll12
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My girlfriend was skiing with me one night and she forget her goggles. I let her borrow a pair of mine with a yellow lens, while her normal goggles have a pink lens. After a few runs she looked at me and asked "When did the lights turn yellow?" I just shook my head and skied away haha.

Side note: She is blonde so maybe it doesn't apply to all girls lol
Apr 30 2014 8:37PM
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Abu_Hajaar
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liam.sehnertI had an exchange student from Ireland and we convinced my blonde girlfriend that in ireland they grow the rocks that people use to build houses.... at least shes hot


dude your like 15 tops
Apr 30 2014 9:07PM
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skiersupreme
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there was a girl last year in my science class who asked why we dont fall of the earth.
Apr 30 2014 11:48PM
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DrZoidberg
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I heard a guy get friendzoned a few days ago.

Girl 1: OMG I totally love Steve. I love his personality... I just wish he was cuter.

Girl 2: Totally!

Girl 1: Yeah, he's too short right?

Girl 2: Yeah he is short.

(slightly later) Girl 1: Oh, and your drunk personality is as important as your not drunk one. I, like, I...

Girl 2: You just do stupid shit

Girl 1: Yeah, I just do stupid shit.
May 1 2014 12:11AM
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TijmenDal
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Get.KronkIn middle school during a test on the holocaust, which we had a month long unit on, a girl raises her hand and politely says, "Mr.(teacher), what day was the holocaust?"


Wow. Just fucking wow.
May 1 2014 5:05AM
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TijmenDal
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JordanButtfartSo, it was my second big lecture class in college, Astronomy. Immediately, and I mean right when the professor started he asked if anyone had questions. Some dumbass girl set her Starbucks down and closed her mac for 2.5 seconds, looked up and asked when we would learn about horoscopes. The class went silent and I burst out laughing. 275 people all looked at me. Terrible.


Oh I love doing this. Especially when it's something that isn't necessarily untrue, like in this instance. Just when it's incredbily stupid. I would laugh so fucking loud.

zzzskizzzI told a girl that if you plant a potato, it will grow a potatoes tree. And because of a massive wildfire in Ireland that destroyed all the potato trees. They had to wait for the trees to grow back so potatoes could be produced again, causing the potato famine.


9/10. Good story. Would read again.
May 1 2014 5:33AM
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dan1080
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liam.sehnertim in hs and shes a solid 8.5/9

....is out of 10 not a thing anymore?
May 1 2014 5:59AM
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slav_slayer
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BREAKING UPDATE:
some girl in my class asked why they marked her absent for senior skip day
May 1 2014 8:12AM
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Yaraelpoof.png
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connecticuntthis girl volunteered to read aloud in my freshman english seminar at a pretty solid university and had no idea who Ghandi was and could not pronounce his name for shit

"Gahanday? Gonda? Goondi?"

fucking ridiculous


gondala?

Ganja?

gonjala?
May 1 2014 8:23AM
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whoa-dere
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May 2 2014 12:07AM
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Hoppa
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"People live in africa?"
May 2 2014 12:29AM
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gapersarefriends
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hot blonde asked me today if british columbia is in vancouver
May 2 2014 12:35AM
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[tk]
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"Do snakes have legs?"
May 2 2014 6:45PM
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maximiliaan
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But Black People are born white, right?
May 2 2014 8:37PM
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spliff.Life
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"Whats a trouser snake?"
May 3 2014 2:48AM
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Randel
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My school is 70% Hispanic despite living in Wisconsin. In 7th grade I shit you not there was a mock test at the beginning of the year and the question was "Which state is more closely associated with winter sports? Texas or Colorado?"

She answer Texas. I literally yell out a you retarded?! I got sent to the office
May 3 2014 11:18AM
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Titus69
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So in science we've been doing ecology and out of nowhere this hot yet bitchy and usually blonde chick asks "what would happen if you put sunscreen on a plant?"

Im guessing she thinks since plants get energy from the sun sunblock would do harm. My teacher shook her head and just said "it wouldnt be good I guess"
May 10 2014 11:01PM
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saskskier
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RandelSkisMy school is 70% Hispanic despite living in Wisconsin. In 7th grade I shit you not there was a mock test at the beginning of the year and the question was "Which state is more closely associated with winter sports? Texas or Colorado?"

She answer Texas. I literally yell out a you retarded?! I got sent to the office


What does your school being 70% Hispanic have to do with this story of a single, ignorant girl?
May 10 2014 11:11PM
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Wampire
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In my sophomore biology class we got assigned a specific area somewhere on the planet. The girl next to me got Niagara Falls (and on the slip of paper it had the location-New York) She freaked out and kept fucking pestering me about how Niagara Falls was in Africa, and it was impossible for it to even fit in New York because it was so big. She couldn't get over the fact the it wasn't that large.

She is ugly and I hate her
May 11 2014 1:54AM
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Mingg
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Sophomore year in biology this really slutty girl was reading the text book out loud for the class and instead of saying "organism", she said "orgasm."
May 11 2014 11:13AM
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GayWolf420
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i think a lot of u guys in this thread are full of shit
May 11 2014 11:21AM
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Mingg
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steezburgereddieI got another one. Same girl.

In one of my biology classes our teacher would pass out assignments to random people to mark. My friend that was sitting at the same table got one of her assignments. If one of the questions wasn't clear we would read them out loud for our teacher to tell us if it was good enough or not. He read out every quest to the teacher just because she wrote "orgasms" instead of "organisms" in every single question. She got mad and said that she wrote "organisms". The my friend walked over to where she was and started pointing everywhere it said "orgasms" while saying it out loud so that she, and everyone in the room heard it clearly.

She didn't come back to class for about a week.


Didn't read this before I posted lol
May 11 2014 11:26AM
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.Hugo.
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Not me, i just pooped 20 minutes ago
May 11 2014 11:26AM
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SFB
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.Hugo.Not me, i just pooped 20 minutes ago


pics?
May 11 2014 12:09PM
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.Hugo.
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SFBpics?


*insert pic of sfbs mom here*
May 11 2014 2:06PM
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SFB
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.Hugo.*insert pic of sfbs mom here*


2 dads bro
May 11 2014 4:02PM
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.Hugo.
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SFB2 dads bro


Ya, but there is always a "wife" and "husband"
May 11 2014 5:49PM
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TOAST.
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.Hugo.Ya, but there is always a "wife" and "husband"


2 gays dont make a straight.
May 11 2014 6:07PM
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whoa-dere
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TOAST.2 gays dont make a straight.




negative x negative = positive
May 11 2014 6:26PM
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Blindsurfer
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In grade 9 astronomy a girl didn't believe in space and other planets besides earth; she walked out of the first class because she found the idea offensive.
May 14 2014 8:55PM
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Iraq_Lobstergoddamnitt i hate women

inb4 im gay, i already know


mmccarthy14ur gay


he knows
May 15 2014 8:26AM
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SquattingDog
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Once in history class last year the teacher told me to read a paragraph from the history textbook. I read the chapter on Stalin, and when I was finished this girl said loudly "I think you mean satan". Everybody including the teacher just laughed at her.
May 15 2014 10:14AM
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meatmuffin69
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Gn4rwh4lerOnce in history class last year the teacher told me to read a paragraph from the history textbook. I read the chapter on Stalin, and when I was finished this girl said loudly "I think you mean satan". Everybody including the teacher just laughed at her.

false stalin is satan
May 15 2014 10:35AM
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