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nutz."unoriginal since day 1"
grmwbbI said "ideas" not copy someone elses idea
DeebieSkeebies"Every time I catch a glimpse of her, An engulfing power overwhelms my body. A fierce spurt of blood rushes down and my heart is pounding out of my chest. I cannot contain my functions almost, It like I am being hypnotized. I start to feel somewhat aroused, I become rock hard, and the bulge is unbelievable. I feel the the pressure against my zipper. Its getting greater and greater by the second. My zipper bursts open, and a wave of man gravy spews from my fly onto the floor in front of me. It is all over my shoes, and grip is starting to become non-existent. My feet fall out from underneath me. Like a fish out of water, I flip and flop in a pool of my creations. The bag of spaghetti my mother packed me for lunch bursts open in my backpack oozing out the seams. A foul scent of semen and Prego tomato sauce fills the air, and people start to gag. The worst part is, my fedora is ruined. As I get up, I trip on my trench coat and almost fall while sprinting away, Why must this fake god punish me?"