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Possibly the gnarliest single track ever

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Mr.Huck
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Can't post the video because it is on Facebook, but worth the click. You will literal feel your testicles creeping up into your throat.

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=445655972171039&set=vb.100001799212884&type=2&theater
Apr 21 2014 1:41PM
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Clameltoe
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gave me the chills
Apr 21 2014 1:48PM
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theBearJew
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No way in hell I would ride that. Right from the start I knew that. That looks insane.
Apr 21 2014 1:51PM
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ilikefood
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That's insane. Reminded me of this gem:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayCtUTErbvM
Apr 21 2014 1:51PM
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theBearJew
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Also is that the alternate route to the tea shop in the China??



Apr 21 2014 1:52PM
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yuck
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if all goes wrong, lean to the left
Apr 21 2014 1:55PM
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Mr.Huck
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yuckif all goes wrong, lean to the left


I tried that once, still didn't end well. I was clipped in. The ravine was on the left, I leaned right, my front tire bumped the wall and I did a slow half lincoln loop into the ravine. Still have a chunk of bone floating behind my left ear where I hit.
Apr 21 2014 2:05PM
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uyghur
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Who even builds these trails anyway?
Apr 21 2014 2:53PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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I don't think I'd walk on that path let alone ride a bike through it.
Apr 21 2014 3:03PM
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Xanadoo
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ilikefoodThat's insane. Reminded me of this gem:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayCtUTErbvM


that dudes gotta be dead

JakeAssBeatClapI don't think I'd walk on that path let alone ride a bike through it.


my exact thoughts
Apr 21 2014 4:09PM
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theabortionator
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Jesus. What if they clipped that dudes bike when they came around the corner near the beginning?

I wouldn't want to ride it and def not pass somebody on it.
Apr 21 2014 4:28PM
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CaptainObvious.
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uyghurWho even builds these trails anyway?


Men.
Apr 21 2014 4:34PM
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Mr.Huck
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uyghurWho even builds these trails anyway?


CaptainDickbuttMen.


Men with big blue veiny testicles that slap up against their knees when they run.
Apr 21 2014 11:58PM
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Turd.Ferguson
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at 0:33 id die
Apr 22 2014 12:06AM
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DIPED_IN_SAUCE
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FUCK!
Apr 22 2014 12:27AM
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Parks.
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fuuuuck that, way too sketchy for me
Apr 22 2014 12:29AM
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SkiThe603
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well that is downright stupid
Apr 22 2014 12:31AM
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gotti
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ilikefoodThat's insane. Reminded me of this gem:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayCtUTErbvM


oh my god
Apr 22 2014 12:35AM
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DIPED_IN_SAUCE
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ilikefoodThat's insane. Reminded me of this gem:


Did I just watch a guy die?
Apr 22 2014 1:04AM
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*DUMBCAN*
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DIPED_IN_SAUCEDid I just watch a guy die?


Comments say he only broke his finger...

Luckiest man alive?
Apr 22 2014 7:17AM
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Charlie_Kelly
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I literally felt my balls creeping into my throat.
Apr 22 2014 7:44AM
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montanan
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wild.
Apr 22 2014 8:53AM
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fortyvalve
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insane.

I came across a video on facebook like last week of a guy single tracking across the top spines of mountains, covered in snow and all. i can't find it anymore but maybe someone here knows it?
Apr 22 2014 9:19AM
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BigScaryLarry
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fuck that
Apr 22 2014 9:30AM
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DockEllis
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Damnit, these guys make me feel like such a puss haha, not sure if this qualifies for single track, or DH or whatever, but it's pretty insane.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Bt-NqV4Gq8
Apr 22 2014 9:57AM
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TheQuailman
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granted we've all traversed across things that look that bad
Apr 22 2014 5:01PM
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