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Clameltoe
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who on NS has done door to door sales and what was your experience? I'm leaving for Chicago in three days.
Apr 20 2014 4:30PM
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snugs
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i sold cookies door to door when i was 6, got raped twice... 10/10 would recommend
Apr 20 2014 5:34PM
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El_Barto.
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I used to rape the little boy who sold cookies door to door
Apr 20 2014 5:36PM
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Peter.
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El_Barto.I used to rape the little boy who sold cookies door to door


i witnessed this on several occasions but would always say nothing. it is just the way of the world
Apr 20 2014 5:42PM
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MLJ
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This thread went to shit pretty quickly.
Apr 20 2014 6:07PM
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theBearJew
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Peter.i witnessed this on several occasions but would always say nothing. it is just the way of the world


I video taped it and sold it for millions. Would recommend it.
Apr 20 2014 6:08PM
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El_Barto.
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MLJThis thread went to shit pretty quickly.


This is the best kind of thread, it has everything you could ever want...summer, child rape, cookies. Whats not to love?
Apr 20 2014 6:58PM
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JordanButtfart
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theBearJewI video taped it and sold it for millions. Would recommend it.


I held the boom mic. Sound quality 10/10 would recommend setting EQ to crying.
Apr 20 2014 6:59PM
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louie.mirags
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What are you going to sell door to door? I can't imagine a salesman coming to my door and buying anything.. what is this the 1950s?
Apr 20 2014 8:12PM
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broto
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sell something that prevents future door to door salesman from reaching their door because those people are annoying as fuck
Apr 20 2014 8:20PM
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El_Barto.
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brotosell something that prevents future door to door salesman from reaching their door because those people are annoying as fuck


doorception
Apr 20 2014 8:27PM
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Peter.
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brotosell something that prevents future door to door salesman from reaching their door because those people are annoying as fuck


seriously. unless you're a girlscout selling me delicious cookies i want nothing to do with you coming to my door
Apr 20 2014 8:31PM
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Clameltoe
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I'm selling home audition and security.
Apr 20 2014 9:27PM
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louie.mirags
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ClameltoeI'm selling home audition and security.


A good selling tactic would be to break into people's houses and be sitting at their kitchen table when they get home. Before they can call the cops, say "if you had one of my security systems this would have never happen!!!"
Apr 20 2014 9:33PM
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