Some old guy at my home mountain on closing day was slowly cruising around the mountain with a huge cigar in his mouth. He was with a bunch if young guys dressed up in tuxes and holding boom boxes. The young guys were jumping over lines and cutting people off and stuff, then the old guy with the cigar would just watch and laugh approvingly.
"Don't turn skiing into football," -Ian Compton
"If it doesn't hurt when you land, you aren't going big enough," -MartinMTL