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slugmoney
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Not sure if this has been done before here, so let's give it a try. Write a sentence that adds on to the one before it to make a somewhat understandable plot (first grade anyone?). I'll start:

Once upon a time there was a skinny white kid.
Apr 11 2014 10:56PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,469
his name was Hugo and he fucked slugmoney's mom
Apr 11 2014 10:57PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 36687 - Karma: 110,613
.Hugo.his name was Hugo and he fucked slugmoney's mom


his dick was so large that it made her butthole bleed
Apr 11 2014 10:58PM
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edai
Posts: 4983 - Karma: 4,632
He got a hit by a repost and now he's in the thread graveyard.
Apr 11 2014 11:00PM
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LoathesRaisins
Posts: 3612 - Karma: 4,735
He crawled up from the grave
Apr 11 2014 11:01PM
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.Hugo.
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AlexSupertrampHe crawled up from the grave


With a bottle of windsor in one hand and blake lively in the other
Apr 11 2014 11:05PM
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squashmosh
Posts: 632 - Karma: 565
He felt the insatiable thirst for human flesh; it was real.
Apr 11 2014 11:05PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 36687 - Karma: 110,613
all of a sudden the whole room turned into Nicholas cages face
Apr 11 2014 11:18PM
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ModMommy
Posts: 10719 - Karma: 55,326
squashmoshHe felt the insatiable thirst for human flesh; it was real.


He set of to find a solid seven to satisfy his craving.
Apr 11 2014 11:19PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51263 - Karma: 157,437
Crack is whack
Apr 11 2014 11:20PM
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Turd.Ferguson
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immasHe set of to find a solid seven to satisfy his craving.


he stumbled upon an old whore from his highschool days working at taco bell.
Apr 11 2014 11:35PM
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DIPED_IN_SAUCE
Posts: 858 - Karma: 2,256
Turd.Fergusonhe stumbled upon an old whore from his highschool days working at taco bell.


he ate tacobell with her.
Apr 11 2014 11:36PM
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squashmosh
Posts: 632 - Karma: 565
DIPED_IN_SAUCEhe ate tacobell with her.


he paid for his tacobell.
Apr 11 2014 11:38PM
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Rafiki
Posts: 3858 - Karma: 2,251
squashmoshhe paid for his tacobell.


and i jizz in my pants.
Apr 11 2014 11:45PM
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5711 - Karma: 20,627
squashmoshhe paid for his tacobell.


He tried to pay for her meal, but she turned out to be a major bitch; she heard his attenpt to buy her dinner, slapped him in the balls, and hit his face with her strap-on.
Apr 12 2014 12:27AM
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louie.mirags
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i like turtles
Apr 12 2014 12:34AM
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squashmosh
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CaptainDickbuttHe tried to pay for her meal, but she turned out to be a major bitch; she heard his attenpt to buy her dinner, slapped him in the balls, and hit his face with her strap-on.


He walked out of Taco Bell, fresh dick bruise on his face, and hailed a taxi.
Apr 12 2014 12:45AM
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gapersarefriends
Posts: 2158 - Karma: 4,269
taxi driver turned out to be OP's mom. OP's mom drove said skinny white kid back to his house and rode him for seven days and seven nights
Apr 12 2014 1:11AM
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-MK-
Posts: 3253 - Karma: 5,332
gapersarefriendstaxi driver turned out to be OP's mom. OP's mom drove said skinny white kid back to his house and rode him for seven days and seven nights


Ops dick fell off and is now crying like a little bitch
Op went on to be a transvestite
Apr 12 2014 2:10AM
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PhotoGraphic
Posts: 241 - Karma: 477
He was forbidden to sail the seven seas for seven months or until solid seven was slain.
Apr 12 2014 2:14AM
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MothaHucker
Posts: 4678 - Karma: 2,589
-MK-Ops dick fell off and is now crying like a little bitch
Op went on to be a transvestite


Now OP lives in Thailand in a brothell of other trannys, surviving off phad thai
Apr 12 2014 2:16AM
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ModMommy
Posts: 10719 - Karma: 55,326
-MK-Ops dick fell off and is now crying like a little bitch
Op went on to be a transvestite


Not just A trans woman, but THE trans woman. OP fled to Nevada and started her own Whorehouse.
Apr 12 2014 2:17AM
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Bensun
Posts: 480 - Karma: 1,654
unfortunately the pad thai contained exotic spices making him shit little balls of fire
Apr 12 2014 2:22AM
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E__
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 4,633
BenjEEunfortunately the pad thai contained exotic spices making him shit little balls of fire


Which, in turn, burnt down his entire village causing riots from the Thai people.
Apr 12 2014 4:45AM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
He soon found out that the Thai ain't nothing to fuck with
Apr 12 2014 9:18AM
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Charlie_Kelly
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soulskierHe soon found out that the Thai ain't nothing to fuck with


And yet he still kept 18 Tai children locked in his basement.
Apr 12 2014 12:47PM
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JahLiam
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Granite_StateAnd yet he still kept 18 Tai children locked in his basement.


And no one suspected him of doing it, cause they barbecued with that dude
Apr 12 2014 12:49PM
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DIX~
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soulskierHe soon found out that the Thai ain't nothing to fuck with


but are in fact, something to fuck
Apr 12 2014 12:50PM
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Easy-E
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DIX~but are in fact, something to fuck

the thai turned into its own being inside of his stomach and crawled out OPs asshole
Apr 12 2014 1:58PM
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Kreech
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At which point it did a little dance and crawled back inside
Apr 12 2014 3:21PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51263 - Karma: 157,437
And then pondered why people decide to post a forum game they saw on the Justin Beiber forums 4 posts into their NS career.
Apr 12 2014 4:09PM
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skier58284
Posts: 1705 - Karma: 5,365
Then he aborted the abortionator.
Apr 12 2014 7:53PM
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GayWolf420
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then he found out OP was a massive dicksneeze gaperlord and probably can't edge ice at all.
Apr 12 2014 10:21PM
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Abu_Hajaar
Posts: 2747 - Karma: 3,890
suddenly he found out that his mom had a shrek fetish
Apr 12 2014 10:23PM
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numnuts
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scott.studersuddenly he found out that his mom had a shrek fetish


which then he called her a cunt
Apr 12 2014 10:57PM
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squashmosh
Posts: 632 - Karma: 565
lardholewhich then he called her a cunt


He began to wonder to himself "Do my narrators' know proper English grammar?" as the Kool-Aid man broke through the 4th wall in the room where he was standing and yelled "OH YEAH!"
Apr 13 2014 1:19AM
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gotti
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squashmoshHe began to wonder to himself "Do my narrators' know proper English grammar?" as the Kool-Aid man broke through the 4th wall in the room where he was standing and yelled "OH YEAH!"


By this point he was hungry, so he ate his thai children
Apr 13 2014 2:15AM
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Labattski
Posts: 201 - Karma: 74
PULLBy this point he was hungry, so he ate his thai children

he used sweet baby rays bbq sauce to mask the awful taste of the thai children
Apr 13 2014 9:08PM
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Spagett+
Posts: 3499 - Karma: 14,884
Then, he rubbed the BBQ sauce all over his Gentiles to mask the terrible stench that had plagued him ever since his ginger uncle had violently jerked him off after a day of handling horse manure.
Apr 13 2014 10:31PM
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skiersupreme
Posts: 1549 - Karma: 4,872
his genitiles became sticky
Apr 13 2014 10:56PM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15078 - Karma: 9,136
So he leeched them, hoping to cure his sterility.
Apr 14 2014 8:03AM
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