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The DEFINITIVE lines from chappelles show.
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I dunno, just thought it would be cool to see how many of you watch. I think in the mad real world when like Tyree was like, 'correction, i did have sex with your girlfriend.'
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the std muppets=nuff said
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C'mon out Bart, It's windy
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'I got an idea for a movie, how 'bout a movie called 'The Blackest Man On Earth' starring Tom Hanks. How 'bout that.'
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do you want to have sex with me todd?
yes, i would like that very much.
um, do you want to take off your pajama bottoms?
actually, i'd be more comfortable if i just pulled my penis through this hole.
i don't go south of the border. that's just one thing leonard washington don't do.
but it's ok, leonard, i'm waxed.
damn! now i've heard of trimmin the hedges, but you done scorched the earth.
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' i have got a coalition of the willing 40 nations ready to roll son' Black Bush
'and this cracker is a pistol' players hater science convention
'GRAFFITI IS AN ART, AND IF ART IS A CRIME, HOW COME PICASSO NEVER DONE TIME'
Cavemen did it, so did Romans and Egyptians. The Incas did
it, so did Greeks and Native Americans. There was graffiti on the
New York subway a year after it was built. There`s graffiti on the
moon. If graffiti is vandalism, and vandalism is graffiti, then man
has left his mark with garbage at the farthest reaches of the
universe.
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And you goddam chinese people with your CHING CHANG CHONG I cant understand what your sayin.........................................whitepower
meep meep i come from planet zardar and i love big black cock - Lateralis
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i always wanted to say this Foshizzle
Steeze its whats for dinner
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BITCH! i live in a fucking trash can!!!
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'well i bumed into kristi once and she was like 'yo me and pep are gonna get big gulps, you in? and i was like, Shit yea bitch, let me bring rory bushfeild and hibbert, cause were really tight' -Mikael420
*NWFT*
one time i was at the bedtime and i tried to open the broccoli but i couldnt because inside was the conundrum - destroy (in response to the crack addict thread)
ANNA DO YOU FLIPPIN HOMEWORK OR ILL COME OVER THERE WITH MY GENUINE ATTITUDE ADJUSTER AND START ADJUSTING SOME ATTITUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - jomama0005
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'damn chanks with their wing wand deee, i cant understand you go back to yer country'
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listen hear nigger. The only one whos gunna be date my sister is gunna be ME!
If The women don't find you handsome... atleast they will find you handy
(Red Green)
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theres a soundboard on comedycentral.com check it out
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you need to go up stairs get some pants and put on some lotion!!!
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'
'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7
'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel
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this just in bill gates has been toppled from the title of the worlds richest man. It now belongs to a harlem resident named 'tron.'
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KNUCK IF YOU BUCK BWYA
'Answer: Your temp visa expiried and you were condemned to a meaningless life eating snakes with all the bushnecks in the outback' - iceiscary on why aussiepimp hates america
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