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We hate to admit we fail, But what was your Biggest fail? 2013-2014 season

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thepasty
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Just because were all "pro" skiers, doesn't mean we fail. It means we ball hard. Which causes us to have the most badass fails. so What was your 2013-2014 Fail?

Mine was hitting an unwaxed box, my skis Instantly grabbing and causing me to tumble onto my ass. xD wasnt funny at the time tho....
Apr 1 2014 11:57AM
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GANGBANG420
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https://www.newschoolers.com/watch/704234.0/-AH-FUCK- video
Apr 2 2014 1:11PM
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Austin.ski
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that might be the shittiest conditions for a freeride event ever
Apr 2 2014 1:24PM
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GANGBANG420
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Quality first post sir
Apr 2 2014 1:52PM
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Panda_with_Guns
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idek wtf happened but i hit a diamond box/tube rail thing under the lift and just slammed hard as fuck.

anther time last season i was hitting a spine with a box on top, mis judged andle of trajectory, fell 10-15 feet to flat on my side. worst part is it was in front of the jump line and everyone just stared at me. hurt like a motherfucker
Apr 2 2014 2:46PM
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b_r_tregs
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Breaking my collarbone after catching my edge....
Apr 2 2014 8:56PM
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steezburgereddie
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I found some pillows and after hitting all of the I went back to try send it off one. I got bucked so hard off it and did a nice dive into the powder and stopped just before a rock. I also forgot to put my pole straps on so I had to look for them after.
Apr 2 2014 9:04PM
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chiefbroseph
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tumbled into a tree and broke my ski. it sucked..
Apr 2 2014 9:16PM
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Panda_with_Guns
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god damn... my mom is 57 too... thatd fucking blow. vibes man
Apr 2 2014 11:45PM
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PsychedelicMoose
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they have "big" mountain skiing comps in the midwest? wtf.
Apr 2 2014 11:53PM
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brend
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On the first day the main park was open at my hill I hit this 20 foot long tube and i didnt know it was really sticky, got on, stuck, slammed head first down rest of rail. That feature is never sticky either so it came as a complete suprise.
Apr 3 2014 12:00AM
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tallteesteeze
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Had JUST gotten to colorado that day and decided to ski for 2 hours at the end of the day at beaver creek. was following my buddy around who worked at the resort just riding groomers, so i was following him switch. He didnt notice we were about to hit moguls and went in to em, proceeded to fall. Me following switch tried to save myself, ended up hitting a tree and breaking my phone (bent phone/battery from impact). skiied a week with no phone/music for the one week i was out west
Apr 3 2014 12:06AM
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Neil.dG.Tyson
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On of my first tubes ever my tip got stuck in the front. Eject, fly and nail my side and slid down the tube. Or trying my first 1 footer. I slid the rail, then on the Landing I mangled to land so bad I slipped out strait out to face plant. Cut up my face pretty bad.
Apr 3 2014 2:04AM
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ZeechMcHuck
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Almost lacerated my scrotum on a rainbow rail, bled from the gooch for about an hour. 
Apr 3 2014 2:16AM
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CheddarJack
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lol that was at Mad River Glen in Vermont. Not Mad River Mountain.
Apr 3 2014 2:14PM
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TheUngroomed
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I was hitting a rail that was elevated pretty high, it was probably a good 8 feet or so off the ground, and my front edge caught and i basically superman front flipped out of it onto my head
Apr 3 2014 3:01PM
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Gerome.
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front swap on a down rail, caught my tip on the side of the rail dive head first into the snow, just missed hitting my face on the rail
Apr 3 2014 3:47PM
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GayWolf420
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fucking deer valley, worlds best groomers until they're all scraped to ice thanks you the blue hairs. that's some hard stuff to hear.
Apr 3 2014 4:20PM
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MattKingsmill
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Fell off a down rail and got my self a compression fracture in one of my vertebrae causing me to be done skiing for the year
Apr 3 2014 5:38PM
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Gerome.
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holy shit dude thats sucks... no joke my mom also broke her tibia skiing a few weeks ago and it needed surgery and plates as well, luckily nothing else though
Apr 3 2014 8:19PM
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Ehh...
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Doing a close out rail, coming off early and hitting the close out.

Broke my ski in half and messed up my knee for a good week.
Apr 3 2014 8:28PM
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Da_Buddha
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Apr 3 2014 8:29PM
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aloha.
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Skiing some stupid line at a local golf course with super heavy wet snow, after I dropped a tiny cliff I straight-lined it out and followed my friend. We hadn't scoped how to finish the run so we just sent it and encountered a 4 foot drop with a bunch of bushes in front of it. My friend managed to grunt out a turn and split two of the bushes without sending the drop but I came in too hot and couldn't kill speed so I decided to try and ollie a 3 foot high bush. Went straight into it, lost one ski in the bush did a half front flip and landed straight on my shoulder from about 5 feet to flat. So lucky the snow was still deepish and soft, but pretty much the stupidest idea I've ever had on skis hahaha
Apr 3 2014 8:37PM
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ZeechMcHuck
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GnarlsBarkleyAlmost lacerated my scrotum on a rainbow rail, bled from the gooch for about an hour. 



More recently took a cork 5 too fast and landed straight on my face...
May 5 2014 12:39PM
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Bateman
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opening this thread. by far.
May 5 2014 3:39PM
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