So I'm on spring break n' I was out at the bars last night spitting mad game. I was totally making on this one chick. Perfect 10/10. She started to crab my crotch and make out with me, ya know, baller shit. Then she started to ask where I was staying and if she could see my room so i knew she was DTF. It's getting late so I'm ready to go slam. So I paid my tab and went home and fucked her brother, does that make me gay? I mean they're twins so they sort of look alike.
If you are mutual friends with tom wallisch, steve stepp, ec headwear, saga outerwear, stept productions, ian cosco or any other popular person you added on FB because you're a 15 year old douche, stop adding me.
If i ignore you don't add me again.
If you really want me to add you, send me a message and 99% chance ill still ignore you.
PS i dare you all to add me in a plot to annoy me more i will then know that you all love me to a great extent sincerely eheath
WampireAnd he didn't return the favor and tickle your butthole after? what has happened to our generation.................
Classless bastards. I bet he didn't even give you an over the pants handjob...
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