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Ski slut?

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greenmountaingal
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Okay. So i’m wondering what you would call a girl who is attracted to freestyle skiers??? (For example: puck slut for hockey, cleat chasers for baseball) help me newschoolers.
Mar 23 2014 12:23AM
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Recliner
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pro ho. //thread
Mar 23 2014 12:26AM
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KimJong-Illest
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donkey dick lover
Mar 23 2014 12:28AM
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greenmountaingal
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thats too specific. I’m looking for a name for all general free skiers
Mar 23 2014 12:28AM
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KimJong-Illest
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twin tipper tramp
Mar 23 2014 12:31AM
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GayWolf420
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pics pls
Mar 23 2014 12:31AM
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ChillTeenDad420
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I talked to leading scientists and the technical term is freeskiphiliac. colloquial freeskifucker
Mar 23 2014 12:33AM
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Mr.Bishop
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I'm afraid he's spot on. The term for a chick that is into dudes that are 'pro' (in skiing) is simply a pro-ho.

HOwever, personally I reject the idea of females as 'hoes'. I think this is mega sexist and absolute crap. If you're a chick thats into skiing, and as such you happen to like ski dudes then you're just a chick enjoying skiing nothing more to be said.

There's nothing different from the little boys popping a boner over a myriad of attractive ski pro chicks.


Mar 23 2014 12:41AM
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-RB-
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Holy Jesus yes
Mar 23 2014 12:48AM
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GANDALF
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I dunno man, there are some mega hoes out there who would shoot ping pong balls outta their b-holes to get with a pro.

Not saying all girls are like that, but trust me, they exist....and they are truly hoes....fo sho.
Mar 23 2014 1:01AM
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El_Barto.
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What about the girls that are legit hoes though?
Mar 23 2014 1:09AM
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DIX~
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you
Mar 23 2014 2:03AM
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ChasingFlakes
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if you're after ec skiers.

Rail quail... stupid,
Mar 23 2014 2:14AM
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cheezeNbacon
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yep this is good
Mar 23 2014 2:19AM
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-SnowSnoli-
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How has no one mentioned Ski Bunny?
Mar 23 2014 3:03AM
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WasnatchMonster
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pee in the butt slut
Mar 23 2014 3:06AM
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Mr.Bishop
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Yeah and what would any teenage dude do for a night with basically any mega hot female pro?

Only difference is, the teenage dude doesn't have a chance. If they did, they'd act EXACTLY the same way.
Mar 23 2014 6:44AM
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snugs
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they're just called sluts
Mar 23 2014 8:25AM
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powabunga
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'round my way its 'ratchet snow pussy''
Mar 23 2014 9:15AM
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*JDBP*
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Ski Bunny has been my go to for years.
Furthermore, and for the strictly scientific purposes:

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Mar 23 2014 9:19AM
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haggisme
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this
Mar 23 2014 10:14AM
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HungryHypocrite
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https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/members/profile/member_id/215227/
Mar 23 2014 10:22AM
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.nasty
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go cry about it, feminist. haha

damn hoes.
Mar 23 2014 10:43AM
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StokeFactor
Posts: 348 - Karma: 1,012
I think pro-ho and those other insulting names are for girls who aren't freeskiing (girls who just jump on x-games winners and pretend to like the sport but that never skied before), I guess there's another way to call a girl if she's also a skier herself.
Mar 23 2014 10:44AM
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Fun_dip
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No ellierasta references or jokes in here?
Mar 23 2014 12:12PM
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UphillIce
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Imaginary.
Mar 23 2014 12:14PM
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ronin480
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Hahahaha
Mar 23 2014 12:31PM
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ronin480
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What's everyone think about this? "New scho hoe"
Mar 23 2014 12:34PM
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theTRIBE101
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a girl who fiends hockey players is a puck bunny
therefore, a girl who fiends skiers is a ski bunny
Mar 23 2014 12:37PM
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-emile-
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no , a girl who fiends hockey player is a puck slut ,

and I thought ski bunnies were hot girls who actually skied..

in quebec we call them PARs for plotte a rider
Mar 23 2014 12:42PM
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neutralzombie
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Boom, goodnight.
Mar 23 2014 1:00PM
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hemlockjibber8
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In real mountain towns you don't give a derogatory name to chicks who would sleep with you. Why would you discourage it? Good on them for having fun and thanks god there's actually females there
Mar 23 2014 1:01PM
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bnewbs6
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Genius. I vote plank skank
Mar 23 2014 1:11PM
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histonskiah
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Snow Ho
Mar 23 2014 1:37PM
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powerbong2000
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Worlds gotta stop slut shaming. Without sluts, who would fuck each other?
Mar 23 2014 1:53PM
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GreenHorn
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"Girls who live in Utah"
Mar 23 2014 1:57PM
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That_One_Dude
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You win sir
Mar 23 2014 2:07PM
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t-the-east
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Hilarious
Mar 23 2014 2:11PM
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GayWolf420
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ya u guys make getting ur fuck on sound like its the end of the world
Mar 23 2014 2:32PM
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danbrown
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im a male pro hoe
Mar 23 2014 2:35PM
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Jon...
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Pole hole
Mar 23 2014 2:50PM
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deleted5
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Funny story about this but I actually went to go visit mice friend at West Virginia University. And there were a couple girls I met who were very attractive and they went to high school with, I want to say Sean Jordan I could be wrong it was somebody in the stept crew. And they Ski a little but they were telling me how they love the attitude of freestyle skiers, and how they love our spur the moment do anything we want, running flips off walls. They loved skiers and if you were a skier than that like 4 extra points to them.
Mar 23 2014 3:23PM
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skiRay
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This is great
Mar 23 2014 3:32PM
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Squirrel_Murphy
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slat rat
Mar 23 2014 4:13PM
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SHIZ
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We have a winner
Mar 23 2014 4:29PM
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Mr.Bishop
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I mean right though?

I'll never understand this practise. Perhaps those that label pro-hoes are the ones that can't get any and are jealous.


Mar 23 2014 4:49PM
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LOLZfajitas
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lololol this is amazing
Mar 23 2014 9:15PM
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TheDoughAbides
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yeah. pretty sure this is the reason that any girl is labeled a slut.
Mar 23 2014 9:41PM
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theTRIBE101
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Because every region uses the exact same words and labels. Ignorance level 7/10.
Mar 23 2014 10:10PM
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Zimmy
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Freestyle Fanny
Switch Bitch
Halfpipe Hornbag
Park Poonani

(ahh these are all terrible and limiting, but seeing you asked)
Mar 23 2014 10:34PM
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