Reason I ask is because I am trying to get my hands on one of those awesome, black boonie hats that have the combined alpine/squaw logo on them. I know they are for employees only, hence the title. I would be willing to pay a reasonable fee for a hat.
"usually i just go out sober, find the drunkest girl at the party, take her home, rail her, then once she is good and passed out i then paint peanut butter all over her, call my dog in, she licks her, i watch and laugh, then at about 5am i carry her outside to my bush, drop her in it, put on a mask, and pour cold water all over her face. She usually wakes up and one of two things happens, she screams and stumbles away, or she doesn't wake, in which case I fuck her again." - ECB