This is the kind of golden opportunity id usually fuck up big time.
my younger friend's smoking hot single mom is liking a bunch of my old FB statuses and pics, and just texted me to see how i'm doing. There is a myth that a few people have hooked up with her, but I'm not sure.
She lives in my hometown in AZ, where ill be back to in about a month. How do I not blow it until then? And not my cum, its far too late for that.
Oh, and what the fuck would this be without pics.
friend on left, milf on right.
Bonus points, she drives a new STI and has sexy tats.
"You've got a fucking stupid opinion" - ehv
Q - "If you could be any musical instrument what would you be, and why?"
A - "A bagpipe, because they're obnoxious and get blown by old men" - Mr.Sloth