Member of the Month

PartyBullshiit
March, 2024

Online

Welcome to the Newschoolers forums! You may read the forums as a guest, however you must be a registered member to post. Register to become a member today!

Injuries you dont remeber getting

profile picture
chacha33
Posts: 959 - Karma: 4,163
Just wondering what the worst injury you've ever gotten that you dont remember getting was. Mine happened a few days ago treeskiing in steamboat springs. Apparently I got rocked by a tree and I dont remember shit. I woke up in an amberlamps with a fucked up arm and hella whiplash. I was like 93% sober so I dont think that was why I cant remember anything, and im not concussed. The doctors told me my brain was fine but my neck was all screwed up. So tell me about your worst hazy injury experience so I can judge you!
Mar 20 2014 11:17PM
57 5
profile picture
chacha33
Posts: 959 - Karma: 4,163
Wow that looked better when I typed it on mobile
Mar 20 2014 11:19PM
3 0
profile picture
special-J
Posts: 1572 - Karma: 4,476
well, are STD's considered injuries?
Mar 20 2014 11:27PM
18 0
profile picture
SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,346
one time i fell asleep and when i woke up my penis was gone. it grew back the next day thankfully.
Mar 20 2014 11:30PM
10 1
profile picture
Yeezus
Posts: 3350 - Karma: 469
if yes then there are a couple injuries I don't remember getting.
Mar 20 2014 11:30PM
5 0
profile picture
swaggerboi
Posts: 321 - Karma: 1,374
Blacked out and woke up with broken knuckles. Thought maybe I got in some badass fight but I was later told that I punched a refrigerator
Mar 20 2014 11:31PM
10 1
profile picture
Microcosm
Posts: 4765 - Karma: 153
slipped on mad ice over and over, but woke up on my couch. succesfulish night.

luckily nothing so bad on skis.
Mar 20 2014 11:40PM
0 0
profile picture
uyghur
Posts: 993 - Karma: 2,028
sometimes when my skin is dry they start bleeding out of nowhere
Mar 20 2014 11:47PM
4 0
profile picture
Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11953 - Karma: 12,292
Concussions. I've had two that I will never recall getting. Besides that and other head injuries, this thread is kind of worthless...
Mar 20 2014 11:50PM
0 0
profile picture
El_Barto.
Posts: 11630 - Karma: 24,463
My arm was shot off in Nam...at least thats what the docs and my platoon say
Mar 20 2014 11:52PM
0 0
profile picture
Noha
Posts: 1281 - Karma: 2,684
Hit my head a month ago on a cat track gap and blacked out. Don't remember at all how it happend.
Mar 21 2014 12:01AM
0 0
profile picture
statuswhitegirl
Posts: 4058 - Karma: 883
got aggressively hammered and tried backflips off a bunch of stuff, kinda fucked up my knee, here a gif, not sure its gonna work
Click for larger image
Mar 21 2014 12:01AM
0 0
profile picture
statuswhitegirl
Posts: 4058 - Karma: 883

Mar 21 2014 12:02AM
0 0
profile picture
LiquorLanch
Posts: 1909 - Karma: 1,046
Drank a bunch of whiskey, blacked out pissed all over some fools, fell over cut my forehead open and continued to rage.

This was how the story was tols to me the next day
Mar 21 2014 12:35AM
0 0
profile picture
daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
Apart from bruised knuckles, and a bunch of cuts and bruises drunk, I don't have any that I don't remember. Except concussions but that's kinda self explanatory.
Mar 21 2014 12:42AM
0 0
profile picture
theabortionator
Posts: 51251 - Karma: 157,248
I pretty much remember everything. Unless it's useful things.

I woke up bruised with all these cuts and was really fucking sore. Didn't know if I got in a fight, hit by a car or what. Saw a picture of somebody riding a bike and remembered I'd taken somebody's bmx for a spin during a beer pong intermission. Trying to 360 off a little bump into the road at full speed. Landed around 270 several times and fell sideways repeatedly.

Didn't remember it but now I remember it. I think that's the closest I can think of. There are probably legit injuries I don't remember and never will though
Mar 21 2014 2:05AM
0 0
profile picture
Wolfgang.
Posts: 807 - Karma: 866
I broke my ankle but didn't find out until 3 months later
Mar 21 2014 2:34PM
0 0
profile picture
feihlination
Posts: 8356 - Karma: 1,084
Click for larger image
Click for larger image
Click for larger image
Click for larger image
Click for larger image
Mar 21 2014 6:11PM
0 0
profile picture
skier58284
Posts: 1705 - Karma: 5,365
Fell off a cliff, hit a tree, felt fine, later realized I was missing half a tooth.
Mar 22 2014 1:34AM
0 0
profile picture
Toasty.
Posts: 6195 - Karma: 2,278
woke up after a night of boozing with a chipped tooth, still no clue how it happened and deal with it every day
Mar 22 2014 1:39AM
0 0
profile picture
Dan-Man
Posts: 7480 - Karma: 3,605
in the last 12 months

i blacked out on cinco de mayo and woke up with a ankle that looked like a softball

i blacked out and woke up next to a chick with a severely pulled groin (still suffering pretty bad from that one 3 months later :( )

blacked out and woke up in my truck in a trailer park play area with the shit kicked out of me in possible broken nose and a shit load of blood and bruises all over... never went to the doc cuz thatz for pussies

well... fuck my life
Mar 23 2014 12:59PM
0 0
profile picture
neutralzombie
Posts: 8629 - Karma: 606
My right hand is sore and swollen. Must be beating people in my sleep.
Mar 23 2014 1:10PM
0 0
profile picture
Miomo
Posts: 4302 - Karma: 14,131
Is there supposed to be an "off" somewhere in there?
Mar 23 2014 1:20PM
1 1
profile picture
Deforestation
Posts: 1606 - Karma: 3,192
You hit it on a cat track gap
Mar 23 2014 1:31PM
0 0
profile picture
neutralzombie
Posts: 8629 - Karma: 606
Keep dreaming
Mar 23 2014 9:47PM
0 0
All times are Eastern (-4)