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Drug test thread - cocaine

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KravtZ
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Does anyone know how long coke stays in your system for? Did a whole bunch saturday night might be drug tested next week. I read most places are saying 3-5 days which is fine for me. Anyone have any insight to this? I also workout a lot, eat relatively healthy, and don't do coke very often, maybe once every two months or so.

Assuming I had a drug test next week would I be fine?
Mar 16 2014 10:46PM
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JeremyClarkson
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You'll be fine Scarface.
Mar 16 2014 10:51PM
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brotherdad
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Your body in a way is like a magnet. It has positive ends and negative ends. Your mouth and nasal passages being your positive and your negative being your excretory (i.e. your rectum)

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The best way to combat a positive reading on a drug test for cocaine is to insert it's close relative crack-cocaine in your negative end to balance out the charge. This will neutralize the test and buy you some time to stay sober for your next test.

Good luck my friend.
Mar 16 2014 10:54PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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if you only do small amounts of blow every few months, you should be clean within a couple of days. if you were blowing a quarter ounce a day, day after day, it can take up to a couple of weeks, but that's obviously not the case here.

a few tips for the test....drink a lot of water prior and take a good multi-vitamin. don't put the first part of the urine stream or the last part in the cup. you want to collect a sample from the middle...this should have fewer toxins.

good luck, broski....
Mar 16 2014 10:56PM
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corona
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you'd have to be on drugs to think this is true

oh wait..
Mar 16 2014 11:01PM
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PeppermillReno
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Could depend on how thorough the drug test is.

You'll be fine if they just dip the paper thing in your piss. If goes to a lab and gets hardcore examined your still probably OK but obviously theres a chance you get fucked.
Mar 17 2014 12:59AM
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DubV134
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Related anecdote... Once upon a time when I was just a wee little fuck up in high school I got thrown on juvi probation. Knew I had to take regular drug tests but had that burning desire to get weird so tried the robo trip (worst experience of my life). Next test I took came back positive for PCP. Caused major reactions from my probation officer and parents. Don't do that. Blow will be outta your system in a few days, maybe a week if you're a fatshit
Mar 17 2014 1:36AM
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paige.
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Don't go overboard on drinking the water though - where I worked if the test came back dilute you got retested - if you were dilute a second time it qualified as failing and you got fired.
Mar 17 2014 7:27AM
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Kitzrow
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serious note..my buddy gets once a week for class on Monday, and he routinely gets high all weekend and passes his test..48 hours and you should be golden
Mar 17 2014 10:19AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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idk, i'm no doctor, but virtually every piece of info about passing drug tests states that a midstream sample contains fewer metabolites than a beginning sample, etc. And your first piss of the day supposedly contains the highest levels. i figure it can't hurt to take in to consideration.

obviously the only guaranteed way to pass a drug test is to not do drugs, but that's not very realistic....
Mar 17 2014 10:37AM
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Mr.Sloth
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I wonder who's alias you are!

Thanks!
Mr. Sloth
Mar 17 2014 11:26AM
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Gherbs
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what
Mar 17 2014 11:33AM
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2_fadez
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You're fine. It goes out quick and doesn't attach to fat like THC. Drink a little water more than usual and exercise to flush it out, but don't fuck up your test by pissing straight water.
I assume a whole bunch means under a gram since you don't use it often, so you should be fine with 3-5 days like someone else said above. Probably should stick to the 420 cult for these questions
Mar 17 2014 12:28PM
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theabortionator
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If you snort it it will take a few months. If you boof it you should be clean within 2-3 days. Remember that in the future.



JUST BOOF IT


Mar 17 2014 12:48PM
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skiersupreme
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ditch the coke my dude. anything you snort cant be good for you
Mar 17 2014 2:08PM
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Pu-Tang
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do Meth. it will help you get rid of the cocain in your system.

Mar 17 2014 2:16PM
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mr_sammystrong
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Hey Kravtz $, it really all depends on what kind of drug test you will be taking, if you are taking a urine test you should be good in a week, especially if you dont do it often and workout a lot. Here is a really good article that tells you everything you need to know depending on what kind of test you have to take; urine, saliva, sweat, or hair- http://www.straightdetox.com/how-long-does-cocaine-stay-in-your-system/
Sep 16 2017 9:02PM
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percs
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mr_sammystrongHey Kravtz $, it really all depends on what kind of drug test you will be taking, if you are taking a urine test you should be good in a week, especially if you dont do it often and workout a lot. Here is a really good article that tells you everything you need to know depending on what kind of test you have to take; urine, saliva, sweat, or hair- http://www.straightdetox.com/how-long-does-cocaine-stay-in-your-system/
you one post, link dropping, 3 year old thread bumping motherfucjer
Sep 16 2017 9:29PM
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t_mahinqen
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I did 3.5 grams of cocain how long will it take for me to pass a piss test
May 30 2018 9:33PM
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.SHAGGY.
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My friend did a drug test for coke after being clean 9 days and he tested positive for cocaine and lost his job. If you don't do it everyday you should be fine most likely.
Sep 12 2018 2:26AM
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iH8pow
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Piss test only a few days. It’s not like weed if you fail a drug test for coke or meth no sympathies
Sep 12 2018 9:07AM
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daannnnieel
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theLiquorPiss test only a few days. It’s not like weed if you fail a drug test for coke or meth no sympathies

depends on what it's cut with lol

friends of mine have failed due to cutting agents ahahaha
Sep 12 2018 9:16PM
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HypeBeast
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Bad bump and advice. Dilution will cause a failed test due to low solutes. Other methods other than buying piss aren't proven to work. But for clarity, search in Google "mayo drug testing pdf" and click the first result. Cocaine 5 days max, but also depending on individual metabolism.
Nov 10 2018 4:05PM
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AddersShiest
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I use about a gram of Cocaine 2 X a week, for the last 9 months. How long will it take for my urine to be clean?
Dec 9 2019 5:36AM
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loadedburrito
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from my experience on getting tested for amphetamines, they get out relatively quick, drinking a good amount of water and exersizing will increase your chances of passing but if you r clean for like 3 days ur chillin
Dec 16 2019 2:38PM
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elcheapo
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It should be out by now
Dec 16 2019 4:04PM
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ahshit
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Dec 19 2019 3:07AM
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