El Barto and Rubbersoul:
If you do some googling about Caramel deLights vs. Samoas, you will encounter some of the most hilariously delusional people who issue legitimate death threats to people who use their un-preferred name for the cookie.
It's fucking ridiculous.
There are two chief bakeries that make the cookie. Little Brown Bakers and ABC bakers. ABC is losing territory, so Samoas is quickly overtaking the country.
The Caramel deLight fans are holding onto a losing battle.
They call me Captain Obvious.
"Fuck them in their asses with dildos made of lava bees."