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Ballsdeepinmud
Posts: 41 - Karma: 636
Long story short I've liked this girl for a while and have been really close friends with her, and she'll always invite me to cum hang with her. never though I was friend-zoned because she never talks about deep gay girly shit to me, and because she has 2 guys that are in the deep friend zone. I get mixed feelings from her tho, one day she'll always cling to me, and others she'll give me "da fuq u staring at bitch" faces. Wat do NS, also last week she asked me how to turn down this guy and how to do it (this guy is not bad looking)
Mar 13 2014 1:48AM
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feihlination
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Mar 17 2014 10:29AM
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Ballsdeepinmud
Posts: 41 - Karma: 636
no not at all, i just don;t know how to explain the whole night which was like 8 hours
Mar 17 2014 10:29AM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
Here's how, when you went in to make the move, did she reject you or did you get it in?


That's all we care about.
Mar 17 2014 10:33AM
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.Hugo.
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*he
Mar 17 2014 10:34AM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11630 - Karma: 24,465
dont worry, you got time to make up a story to tell us
Mar 17 2014 10:39AM
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.MASSHOLE.
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Well, cannot say I am shocked.
Mar 17 2014 12:29PM
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notspoicey
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Damnit OP just tell us what really happened
Mar 17 2014 2:07PM
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Pu-Tang
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"i took her pants off and she had a penis.........."

Mar 17 2014 2:14PM
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Kekambas.
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or she invited the other guy over because his parents weren't there and they banged out right in front of him.
the other guy was like "isn't this weird?"
she's like "no, that's my gay friend"
Mar 17 2014 2:36PM
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bdarb207
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 438
Did you spend eight hours hanging out with her alone in your house with no parents around laying the ground work for the time you would be alone and able to make a move and.. Oh wait..


Sorry op. on to the next one.
Mar 17 2014 2:57PM
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Bart.Man
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You sound like a fucking bitch
Mar 17 2014 3:28PM
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.Hugo.
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Ha, YES
Mar 17 2014 3:32PM
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Sucka4Steeze
Posts: 68 - Karma: 49
Did you pee in her butt?

Yes or No.
Mar 17 2014 3:37PM
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Ballsdeepinmud
Posts: 41 - Karma: 636
Get it in, all though I didn't have sex with her, I didn't get rejected. I'm not going to have sex with someone I like on the first date
Mar 17 2014 3:59PM
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El_Barto.
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You didnt get shit you pussy
Mar 17 2014 4:02PM
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Ballsdeepinmud
Posts: 41 - Karma: 636
Trolling aside, I'm really proud honestly though, I feel a lot better as a person
Mar 17 2014 4:04PM
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.Hugo.
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You sound like a woman
Mar 17 2014 4:04PM
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El_Barto.
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Thats the gayest thing ive ever read about accepting a girls friendship.
Mar 17 2014 4:10PM
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Ballsdeepinmud
Posts: 41 - Karma: 636
You now make out with someone you are in a friendship with, everyone
Mar 17 2014 4:32PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11630 - Karma: 24,465
So you kissed her? Good for you. Did she make the move or you?

Thats all you had to say. And we know you didnt fuck her, youre not old enough to pop a boner yet
Mar 17 2014 4:38PM
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T-Nutcracker
Posts: 1056 - Karma: 434
OP cut the bullshit, did you: make out, got ya finger wet, touched her blouse or simply made her a sandwitch?
Mar 17 2014 4:42PM
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juicedrummer11
Posts: 1960 - Karma: 1,331
hmmmmm...seems like an oxymoron
Mar 17 2014 4:50PM
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Ballsdeepinmud
Posts: 41 - Karma: 636
Not in the age group that has sex with girls as soon as he sees them. And we were just staring at each other for a little and I guess we both made the move
Mar 17 2014 5:06PM
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theBearJew
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Good job. Now don't fuck it up.
Mar 17 2014 5:09PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11630 - Karma: 24,465
That sounds awkward...she probably kissed you just to end the staring contest not because she actually wanted to. Id be surprised if she doesnt fake her own death within the week
Mar 17 2014 5:12PM
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.MASSHOLE.
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And now we know the OP is 12.
Mar 17 2014 5:40PM
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bdarb207
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 438
If this actually happened, way to be. Butttt I'm still skeptical. If it went down like that the first thing you would have posted was, 'so stoked just made out with this fine chick'. Sooo..


In honor of chaps biggest gap, I must say to you on behalf of the ns community, good sir..


Pics, or alas, happen it did not, young padawan.
Mar 17 2014 5:47PM
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Ballsdeepinmud
Posts: 41 - Karma: 636
I'm not going to say that because I'm not a douche bag
Mar 17 2014 5:51PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,469
You should change your username to Ballsdeepinmom. We all know thats who you were really with. Its ok to admit it, your mom is fiiine
Mar 17 2014 5:54PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,346
damn el barto is tearing this noob apart.
Mar 17 2014 7:22PM
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Ballsdeepinmud
Posts: 41 - Karma: 636
Alias != noob
Mar 17 2014 9:16PM
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Sucka4Steeze
Posts: 68 - Karma: 49
Found the white knight.
Mar 17 2014 9:19PM
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PeppermillReno
Posts: 4750 - Karma: -556
Haha this is some funny ass shit.


BTW good job OP I don't think many people had high expectations from you on this thread think everyone had pinned you as a bitch so a kiss is a pretty good result.


Women do not really likee the "I don't want to have sex with someone I just met" bullshit. It makes you look clingy if they aren't blacked out drink and want sex...well trust me they want the sex not you to be all gay with them and want to get to know them better.

If you want to be a gentleman just wear a rubber thats all you have to do to be respectful. It fucks with womens heads when guys try to bang them without one or don't have one. Girls go fucking crazy the next day when they realize they let some dude raw dog them the night before cause they were horny.
Mar 17 2014 9:26PM
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bdarb207
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 438
I know just imagine if she found out you referred to her as 'fine' .. what a douche move..
Mar 17 2014 10:10PM
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GayWolf420
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Mar 17 2014 10:12PM
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radmad
Posts: 91 - Karma: 191
get out of the friend zone. if you like her grow some balls and say so. a girl really likes it if the guy isn't that guy that gives a ton of advice, you're putting off the I just wanna be friends vibe, just be real and tell her how you feel, if she doesn't feel the same way then fuck it, you most likely ski and girls go crazy for skiers/boarders. you're like too close to the border of friend-zone land, get out.
Mar 17 2014 10:17PM
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radmad
Posts: 91 - Karma: 191
jk took the time to read it… see how much better it goes when you make a move.
Mar 17 2014 10:19PM
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plyswthsqrrls
Posts: 838 - Karma: 2,269
breaking my vow of NS silence just for this thread.

WHY IS THIS ON THE INTERNET? kudos for finally making the move, but the fact that you're talking to a freeskiing community about it just seems weird.

and also, pics or it really didn't happen.
Mar 17 2014 10:24PM
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Ballsdeepinmud
Posts: 41 - Karma: 636
I'd say most women don't like, but those women are getting pounded by drunk 24 year olds nightly. The girl I'm talking about is junior in hs and is strictly religious but idgaf
Mar 17 2014 10:29PM
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Turd.Ferguson
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just drag her up stairs, take a puff of a nice dank nug and just go to town on her. that simple buddy
Mar 17 2014 10:34PM
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PeppermillReno
Posts: 4750 - Karma: -556
Dude sounds like your the strictly religous one who doesn't want sex not her!!!

So she wants a makeout pal and not D... you've already made out with her...and you two get along since you are already friends. Seems like you have what you want. Good job.

Mar 18 2014 5:39AM
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Ballsdeepinmud
Posts: 41 - Karma: 636
I will probably end up convincing her later on, but I don't really care if she doesn't want to.thats why there are hookers
Mar 18 2014 6:27AM
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ElMexicano
Posts: 639 - Karma: 400
so saying

'so stoked just made out with this fine chick'

would be douchey (nothing wrong with being stoked or calling a chick fine ...)

but hiring a hooker while you're with the girl isn't ...

.......  wtf dude, your head is fucked.
Mar 18 2014 6:39AM
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T-Nutcracker
Posts: 1056 - Karma: 434
dude you just hit a jackpot !

did you know the ones pretenting to be shy and reserved are often great freaks in bed, but they simply dont want their reputation ruined so they tryna act like they super religious and shit. Also:


Mar 18 2014 6:46AM
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T-Nutcracker
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i was gonna quote that one my bad
Mar 18 2014 6:49AM
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PeppermillReno
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It shouldn't take much convincing dude girls don't want to go to college without ever having sex she'll probably want it within a week if you start dating her. I doubt she plans on waiting until she is married. I bet she tells you within a month she wants to bang you, girls want their first time to be with someone they like and know not when they are drunk at a party cause its HS shit gets around.

If you graduate hs this day in age without ever having had sex you are either a dorky ass guy who doesn't get any or a butt ugly girl.
Mar 18 2014 7:00AM
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GayWolf420
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i think he's trolling us guise
Mar 18 2014 11:39AM
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.Hugo.
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no way this thred is totally srs
Mar 18 2014 11:53AM
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BBurt
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Are you stupid? It's called non ski gabber for a reason...
Mar 18 2014 1:57PM
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plyswthsqrrls
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Depending on who you ask, I may or may not be stupid. I'm aware that it's non ski gabber, I'm just saying it's an odd thing in general to be posting on the internet, especially considering no one on this site has any context or knows anything about this girl or even this guy posting it
Mar 18 2014 5:55PM
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