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Give me a name, I'll give dope goggles

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harrisonskis
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I'm starting a new goggle company. I can't come up with a good name for the life of me. I'm trying to crowd source a decent one here on NS. The only ones I can come up with suck

Whis-jah
ninja
Googles

Pretty shitty eh? NS what you got?

If I choose your name. I will hook up a free pair for next season.

(It will be a wide lensed goggle like the canopy or the eg2. My first target market is park riders/ski bums)
Mar 10 2014 6:46AM
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AustinPowers
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Someone is Buddhist
Mar 10 2014 4:34PM
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flurry*
Posts: 287 - Karma: 1,192
Pow Slash Optics
Sick Lenses
Slasher Optics
Top Notch Lenses
Darkstorm Optics
Thunder Optics
Lightning Lenses
Lightning Eyewear
Powder Eyewear
Powder Optics


Just a few off the top of my head. Maybe let us see some of those dope goggle designs?

Best of luck to your company dude!
Mar 10 2014 4:44PM
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AustinPowers
Posts: 49 - Karma: 92
Maestro visuals
Mar 10 2014 4:45PM
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Ribss.
Posts: 3442 - Karma: 3,344
Shit Gogs
Mar 10 2014 5:24PM
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timmi
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That's pretty damn sweet harrison! good luck to you dude. If you want someone to bounce ideas off I think I've still got you on Facebook, or message me. I do a lot of marketing work.

As for a name,
Peaks and Parks? (P&P)
Just off the top of my head.

Mar 10 2014 5:31PM
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stupendous-man
Posts: 8637 - Karma: 13,293
VINCE OPTICS

that way you can have a cool "VINCE" on the straps
Mar 10 2014 5:35PM
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snugs
Posts: 966 - Karma: 4,090
-Sniper optics
-Stunnaz
-Finesse
-f.x.e. (effects eyewear)
-eye shield
-eagle eyewear

some off the top of my head. thinking of brand names is fun
Mar 10 2014 6:03PM
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hundreds
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dildo optics
Mar 10 2014 6:10PM
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El_Barto.
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I too vote for dildo optics
Mar 10 2014 6:16PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,500
Why would you ever want to get into an industry that is probably the most cut throat competitive, out of all the ski products. The profit margins on goggles are insane, and you will never make it as a company if you just sell goggles, because even if you did become successful, the bigger companies will come to your house and light it on fire while you're sleeping. I know I'm cumming off as a huge dick right now but I am trying to help you need to expand your company.
Mar 10 2014 6:18PM
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Toaster-Tony
Posts: 3531 - Karma: 5,850
Linsu Optics (Icelandic for lens, also the same area that skiing was said to be "invented")


Mar 10 2014 6:23PM
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MLJ
Posts: 1849 - Karma: 3,649
Oh-oh
Mar 10 2014 6:55PM
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Olimar
Posts: 3535 - Karma: 4,076
.... wat.
Mar 10 2014 7:01PM
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Stadtski
Posts: 972 - Karma: 3,349
you should call them googlyeyez and make them googly eyed. itd be very unique. much like this:


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Mar 10 2014 7:05PM
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TomDavies
Posts: 788 - Karma: 5,295
channel 4 optics
Mar 10 2014 7:12PM
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DENIM_CHICKEN
Posts: 526 - Karma: 2,558
Ovary Optics

Mar 10 2014 7:42PM
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Phooka
Posts: 99 - Karma: 843
Hey man if you are are still looking for a name;

Eunix Optics

It translates from old latin into literally, snow glasses, it is a portmanteau in this form.
Mar 10 2014 7:46PM
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snugs
Posts: 966 - Karma: 4,090
how about Ching Chong Bing Bong Ping Pong Wong Chong Optics

its translates roughly in chinese to 'awesome goggles to ski in and shit'
Mar 10 2014 7:49PM
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jibnut
Posts: 3038 - Karma: 304
Specs
Mar 10 2014 7:50PM
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hippy.
Posts: 3106 - Karma: 14,356
Vice Visuals holy fuck that has some potential !!!!
Mar 10 2014 7:50PM
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djdillwill
Posts: 132 - Karma: 555
Powder Perception
Hoth OPtics
Berzerker Lenswear
Mar 10 2014 7:57PM
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DIPED_IN_SAUCE
Posts: 858 - Karma: 2,256
Light OPs.

Also Dildo goggles was great.
Mar 10 2014 8:15PM
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bfulmer
Posts: 3053 - Karma: 1,975
beer goggles.
Mar 10 2014 8:19PM
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ZMILLZ
Posts: 147 - Karma: 248
Mercedes Lenz?
Mar 10 2014 8:30PM
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Weeezy
Posts: 385 - Karma: 342
Full Tilt
Arrow Optics
Mar 10 2014 8:42PM
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squashmosh
Posts: 632 - Karma: 565
who?
Mar 10 2014 8:47PM
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cyberginger
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Beergoogles
Mar 10 2014 8:47PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,500
The strange part about that is I used Siri to type that out, I've been spending too much time on tinder.
Mar 10 2014 8:48PM
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JordanButtfart
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I vote for Dildo Optics, but change the spelling to Dildo Optixxx.
Mar 10 2014 8:49PM
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StillGhood
Posts: 305 - Karma: 613
Swoll
Mar 10 2014 8:56PM
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ActualNinja
Posts: 394 - Karma: 133
Halcyon. Means calm or peaceful.
Mar 10 2014 8:59PM
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MNS
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 3,241
Galactic goggles.
Mar 10 2014 9:07PM
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Twerk
Posts: 252 - Karma: 1,059
I had that as a vocabulary word in English.


For OP: Foresight Optics/Goggles
Mar 10 2014 9:34PM
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uyghur
Posts: 993 - Karma: 2,028
throw in an abstract logo and you got yourself a ticking time bomb
Mar 10 2014 9:51PM
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elinde
Posts: 1459 - Karma: 2,934
Penis Goggles.
Mar 10 2014 10:12PM
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Anathema
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i dont know why but this totally caught me off guard and i lold good
Mar 10 2014 10:15PM
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-WZ-
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pussy peepers
Mar 10 2014 11:27PM
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-MK-
Posts: 3253 - Karma: 5,332
H2o or H2Optics and work around with a special design that works with that name
Mar 11 2014 12:06AM
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boppin
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Omnivident
Mar 11 2014 12:59AM
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captainslack
Posts: 295 - Karma: 436
The name means nothing as long as you have a good product. Look at another recent goggle company to emerge onto the market, melon optics. not a great name but they have good products for cheap prices. Now when i see their name i think of their product, not 'why didn't they choose a better name'.

think about famous ski names, are they actually good or do you just associate them with a great company and therefore think it's a good name?

If you're so unoriginal that you can't think up a name for your company I doubt you have a product that will flourish in the goggle market.


inb4 you have a thread next week asking for someone to make you a logo


Mar 11 2014 1:13AM
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ChillTeenDad420
Posts: 1858 - Karma: 5,512
eye fucker optics
grundLenses
optical banana hammocks
gay dude goggles LLC.
eye ball sacks GmbH

Mar 11 2014 1:36AM
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ihitchadsgap
Posts: 472 - Karma: 55
Peak Optics
Mar 11 2014 1:39AM
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TomDavies
Posts: 788 - Karma: 5,295

Price eyewear

Impact optics

Saturday eyewear

Mar 11 2014 1:42AM
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E__
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Tactical Nipple Pincher
Mar 11 2014 1:44AM
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TomDavies
Posts: 788 - Karma: 5,295

Price Eyewear

Impact Optics

Saturday Eyewear

Mar 11 2014 1:44AM
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HuckNorris44
Posts: 1025 - Karma: 2,392
Post some renderings or sketches of designs. You say "dope" goggles but have no material to pitch.
Mar 11 2014 3:53AM
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Wompuscat
Posts: 818 - Karma: 380
Dilate Optics (Dilate, as in to make more open)

Foveal Optics (As in fovea centralis, portion of the eye responsible for sharp vision)

Chiasm Optics (Referring to the Optic Chiasm)


Just a few decent sounding names that I thought rolled off the tongue well, but also relate back to what the entire business is about. Providing high quality lenses that offer crystal clear vision to your patrons. Anywho, thats my 2 cents.


Mar 11 2014 4:08AM
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msg
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bitch niggas
Mar 11 2014 5:07AM
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StillGhood
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Sunny Dayz
Mar 11 2014 11:42AM
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