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Goggle Tan

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gaperz
Posts: 33 - Karma: 990
Are these attractive?
Mar 9 2014 10:09PM
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brotherdad
Posts: 2076 - Karma: 13,066
If you were wearing the goggles on your ass, then yes.
Mar 9 2014 10:13PM
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Cheeko
Posts: 505 - Karma: 881
Achieving a stellar goggle tan is one of my life goals.
Mar 9 2014 10:13PM
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Moosen
Posts: 4285 - Karma: 2,585
If I see a chick with a goggle tan, it means she knows whats up. But the good looking ones are few and far between.
Mar 9 2014 10:33PM
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JahLiam
Posts: 2321 - Karma: 7,823
Quality first reply
Mar 9 2014 10:57PM
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ndye
Posts: 3756 - Karma: 7,088
Not really
Mar 9 2014 11:19PM
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Chinchi
Posts: 1591 - Karma: 4,210
It's a trophy. Rock it proudly!
Mar 9 2014 11:45PM
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DMA_Studios
Posts: 464 - Karma: 967
If you don't have a solid G tan for the summer, good luck getting laid.
Mar 10 2014 1:20AM
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notspoicey
Posts: 1167 - Karma: 1,706
Goggle tans are sexy
Mar 10 2014 1:27AM
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snakerton
Posts: 2434 - Karma: 1,977
last season we had a lot of sun for a month. Rocked the goggle tan for the rest of the year.
pretty fun
Mar 10 2014 1:44AM
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Montana_Hoodrat
Posts: 1953 - Karma: 1,481
/thread
Mar 10 2014 3:16AM
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lurking
Posts: 2220 - Karma: 6,786
goggle tans get all the bitches
Mar 10 2014 10:27AM
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*JDBP*
Posts: 312 - Karma: 2,006
They make the lady's loins frothy.
Mar 10 2014 11:37AM
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John18_6
Posts: 7313 - Karma: 49,158
Your icon is a potato shitting out french fries.
Mar 10 2014 11:48AM
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KingTaco
Posts: 2510 - Karma: 2,824
thread needs pictures of hot girls with goggle tans
Mar 10 2014 11:58AM
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op14
Posts: 1769 - Karma: 4,586
*Cue OP going to a tanning salon and wearing goggles in the tanning bed*
Mar 10 2014 12:03PM
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yangumane
Posts: 1816 - Karma: 3,346
It looks weird af when you wear sunglasses with a goggle tan, it's like a reverse shadow
Mar 10 2014 12:21PM
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BomTurns
Posts: 24 - Karma: 86
OG balaclava and shades tan is the way to go
Mar 10 2014 5:50PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,100
is it possible to get a goggle tan in 5 straight ski days?
Mar 10 2014 6:24PM
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NMMedia
Posts: 982 - Karma: 1,696
Rocking a solid goggle tan is a badge of honor
Mar 10 2014 7:24PM
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littlelyonsman
Posts: 181 - Karma: 365
Goggle tan separates the males from the alpha males. Only real ballers rock a solid goggle tan.
Mar 10 2014 7:26PM
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Cheeko
Posts: 505 - Karma: 881
I did it in 3 days out in Revelstoke!
Mar 10 2014 7:27PM
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Deforestation
Posts: 1606 - Karma: 3,192
I did it in 4
Mar 10 2014 7:29PM
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Cheeko
Posts: 505 - Karma: 881
I actually did it in 2
Mar 10 2014 7:32PM
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Blake.P
Posts: 9894 - Karma: 3,585
after one sunny day this weekend i already have one coming in
Mar 10 2014 7:33PM
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L0gan
Posts: 36 - Karma: 440
My goggle tan got OP's mom moist
Mar 10 2014 7:35PM
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Easy-E
Posts: 751 - Karma: 1,686
I have kind of a reverse tan, i only get to ski at night when im not wearing goggles so i have red all over my eyes and nothing anywhere else. I envy those of you with a goggle tan
Mar 10 2014 7:41PM
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yangumane
Posts: 1816 - Karma: 3,346
the higher the altitude, the easier it is to get goggle tan because UVR is more intense
Mar 10 2014 7:43PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,100
I did it in 1
Mar 10 2014 7:59PM
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Cheeko
Posts: 505 - Karma: 881
I got one and i didnt even leave the house, Just wore goggles while on NS and got the tan from the back-light of the monitor.
Mar 10 2014 8:06PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,100
I was born with one
Mar 10 2014 8:07PM
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Cheeko
Posts: 505 - Karma: 881
My mom had one when I was born. My dad too. And I as well.
Mar 10 2014 8:08PM
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Posts: 287 - Karma: 1,192
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Ehh, you tell me
Mar 10 2014 8:16PM
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Lick
Posts: 1927 - Karma: 518
Oh yeah I did in 3 days at Key in which 2 of them were snowy and overcast
Mar 10 2014 8:23PM
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ricky2k15
Posts: 16 - Karma: 44
separates the locals from the tourists
Mar 10 2014 8:34PM
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Crazy_E
Posts: 121 - Karma: 268
Ive always been a fan of the goggle tan
Mar 10 2014 8:40PM
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Slush
Posts: 1905 - Karma: 12,901
I got goggle sunburn once
Mar 10 2014 8:51PM
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Mister.F
Posts: 1206 - Karma: 169
I'm for em
Mar 10 2014 8:52PM
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DMA_Studios
Posts: 464 - Karma: 967
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Mar 10 2014 8:53PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
who is THAT?!? and where can i get her number?
Mar 10 2014 9:18PM
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Lil_Beefy
Posts: 110 - Karma: 118
not really hot but definitely an accomplishment
Mar 10 2014 9:34PM
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chacha33
Posts: 959 - Karma: 4,163
I have too much facial hair to even see my goggle tan :(
Mar 11 2014 3:13PM
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ZachAndCheese
Posts: 816 - Karma: 5,116
I have one and literally get laid on the daily
Mar 11 2014 7:49PM
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