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Ate shit hard today, how did you?

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UilyJeff
Posts: 394 - Karma: 1,480
Caught an edge on the lip of the big air at Shanty Creek and lost a ski in air while still rotating. I looked down and knew i had to bail out and go down on my side. Inner thigh feels like I've been kicked by a donkey n shit.
Mar 8 2014 8:19PM
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eheath
Posts: 61097 - Karma: 118,223
I went down harder than I have in a few years yesterday. I went way too fast into a wind lip at snowbird, took it a good 20ft past where I should be landed. Put it down bolts but the snow was super punchy and instantly dub ejected and thawked 3 or 4 times. Didn't get hurt at all somehow but my neck/shoulders are sore today.
Mar 8 2014 8:27PM
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STAUSS
Posts: 8232 - Karma: 3,311
went on a tour in the morning then went to ski park afterwards and was all lazy so i cased the jump first run and fuuucked my knees up.
Mar 8 2014 8:30PM
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UilyJeff
Posts: 394 - Karma: 1,480
I know the feeling. I got this limp for a bit now ha!
Mar 8 2014 8:32PM
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UilyJeff
Posts: 394 - Karma: 1,480
I hate that shit. Figuring that first speed out burns sometimes
Mar 8 2014 8:49PM
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EightySix
Posts: 20 - Karma: 265
Little bit.
Mar 8 2014 8:50PM
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Mr.LemonPie
Posts: 4100 - Karma: 1,625
Crashed on Wednesday. No clue how. Don't remember anything. Spent the night in the hospital...Season pretty much over...gutted.
Mar 8 2014 9:18PM
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broto
Posts: 9039 - Karma: 25,658
collided with my friend at like 20mph. i was doing a switch one off of a cat track thing and i thought my buddy was going down one trail like he had been all day but instead he was cutting back to get onto the cat track. did the swtich 1, was blind until the last second, landed too close to him for me to be able to stop, we both double ejected and flew through the air. right under the lift too. nobody was hurt so we had a good laugh about it
Mar 8 2014 9:23PM
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trueheads
Posts: 83 - Karma: 252
Been throwing nose butter 360s off the big rollers at my local hill, threw one too big and went to 540 yday, came out switch all was fine, made too sharp of a turn, plopped right onto my hip going top speed. Hurts like shit a day later.
Mar 8 2014 9:26PM
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PsychedelicMoose
Posts: 792 - Karma: 3,568
Today my bases stuck to a tire tap and i faceplanted.
Mar 8 2014 9:27PM
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Drail
Posts: 14011 - Karma: 10,001
Best kind of bail ever.
Mar 8 2014 9:29PM
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John18_6
Posts: 7313 - Karma: 49,158
Fucked up on the biggest tranny of my life, went about 35 to near flat, rode it out on my ass, it should've destroyed my ACL. not sure how my legs still work...
Mar 8 2014 9:53PM
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cory.iyoob
Posts: 736 - Karma: 5,370
I overshoots a 20 foot transfer and landed on the flat
Mar 8 2014 10:05PM
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Wolfgang.
Posts: 807 - Karma: 866
Backswap on a nice down rail, ski pops off as soon as I land back on the rail and I fall to the ground landing on my hand. Pretty sure I broke one of the bones in my hand seeing as I can't move my index very well. But hopefully its just a bad jam.
Mar 8 2014 10:07PM
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JahLiam
Posts: 2321 - Karma: 7,823
Tranny onto flat bar halfway down, and I instantly stopped moving forwards and did a somersault on my head
Mar 8 2014 10:09PM
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stupendous-man
Posts: 8637 - Karma: 13,293
Just trying too hard to k-fed, got a solid knee to jaw.
Mar 8 2014 10:21PM
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haley666
Posts: 65 - Karma: 808
double ejected today.
Mar 8 2014 10:32PM
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SteezyMagee
Posts: 382 - Karma: 828
last night I hopped onto a down rail and it was super slow, wasnt expecting it and got ahead of my feet a bit, caught front edge from stickiness and like shit whipped to my tailbone and like backflip bounced out. Sucked, can barely walk today.
Mar 8 2014 10:39PM
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Paul.
Posts: 1558 - Karma: 10,551
I had my goggles up on my forehead while hitting jumps and as I went off the lip for a flat 3 the goggles fell over my eyes so I couldnt see. I ended up knuckling a little bit and popping around to switch and caught an edge and slammed my head and messed up my leg.
Mar 8 2014 10:46PM
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GANKI
Posts: 76 - Karma: 264
ate it pretty good on a blind surface swap today. when your ski hits the side of the rail when you're about switch 5050, shit sucks.
Mar 8 2014 10:51PM
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fatherb
Posts: 1510 - Karma: 173
My edge hit a notch at the end of the rail in my backyard while I was trying to spin off of it, and somehow the rail just literally started moving forward with me. I just sorta hovered over it for a second until my tips hit it and I hit the ground, impaling myself with my pole. It was a lot of carnage for a backyard
Mar 8 2014 10:52PM
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cyberginger
Posts: 574 - Karma: 7,082
Pulled my groin in the backyard

Mar 8 2014 11:14PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11986 - Karma: 12,239
caught my inside ski on a switch lip. my other ski made it though so it could'e looked like some kind of wizard trick i guess.
Mar 8 2014 11:26PM
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dodgey
Posts: 590 - Karma: 266
built a jib over the wall of an old half demolished building. came in first hit waaay too fast and sent it deep.

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the moment i knew i was fucked

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Mar 9 2014 12:00AM
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Crispy.
Posts: 6102 - Karma: 7,626
Fucked my hip so hard today. Highest down rail we have in the park, probably like 4 feet off the ground. I usually have lipslides on it on lock but I just got sloppy. Caught the tails trying to get up onto the urban style rail and then slammed hip first into the ground. Damn.
Mar 9 2014 12:11AM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13045 - Karma: 18,290
I lined up a 15 footer cliff drop and landed on the noob track 2 weeks ago. Fucked my shoulder for the season; not sure of the damage, but it hurts 10/10 on the pain scale when I pull it.

 Tips to gapers: dont snowplow behind cliffs. I will personally choke you to death if you poach a sick line.
Mar 9 2014 12:36AM
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Microcosm
Posts: 4765 - Karma: 153
Double ejected under the lift when I hit a rock buried under two feet of snow. Cased a jump cause of the fresh snow (a different day) and chattered my teeth bad. Still skiing, right?
Mar 9 2014 12:45AM
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californiagrown
Posts: 9794 - Karma: 2,014
I was skiing a steep untracked area of Kirkwood that i had never skied before. Was charging it pretty hard, airing off benches and rollers in the terrain when i come up to what looks like a rollover, possibly a cliff. The transition and my speed were perfect for sending it fluidly and at speed through the goalpost of trees in the landing. so i popped at the top. i was perfectly tucked up and balanced in the air and set the landing gear down perfectly; tails just before underfoot.

And then my left ski ripped off and pitched me forward where i somersaulted(not full tamahawk) violently forwards twice. It was that natural instantaneous reaction to tuck and roll over your shoulder that happened haha(thank god for that instinct). Ended up upright on one ski still going down hill with my goggles totally covered in snow and me totally blind haha.

I fell over, brushed the snow from my goggles and saw my ski poking out of the snow about 20 yards above me. Fuck me. It took me about 15 minutes of constant fighting through waist deep snow, and a 40+ degree pitch to get to where that ski was.

sometimes even when everything goes right, it can still go wrong haha. Always a good thing to remember. Glad my reminder came on a deep day, and i skied away from it.
Mar 9 2014 12:54AM
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TNORTS
Posts: 2076 - Karma: 2,753
I was skiing trees at Jay peak last saturday. Caught a bump the wrong way and got launched into a tree sideways at full speed. I hit the tree right above my knees and felt my knees bend past where they should. I let out this uncontrollable caveman scream the instant I hit the tree. Was in a lot of pain and couldn't move my knees for like a minute and thought my season was over right then and there. After chilling for a while I found I could move my knees and got up and skied away. They felt weird for a couple of days but now I'm skiing as hard as ever. Scariest fall of the season so far...
Mar 9 2014 11:22AM
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goat00
Posts: 240 - Karma: 528
semen 180, worst case scenario, didnt get em uncrossed, didnt blow a knee, but i did smoke my head and get a mildly concussed
Mar 9 2014 11:44AM
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UilyJeff
Posts: 394 - Karma: 1,480
Sounds like mine. Hopefully I am good to go this weekend. My whole left hip kills. Inside, outside, and anywhere else. Cancelled the ski trip today, but have a big one this coming weekend.
Mar 9 2014 12:01PM
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Fitz_
Posts: 427 - Karma: 592
Caught my edge on a wall ride , did like half a flip and fell 5 feet to ice
Mar 9 2014 1:31PM
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Eric.
Posts: 703 - Karma: 860
Tried my first double a 15 foot jump, didnt go fast enough. made one and a half rotations and knuckled on my back. Chipped my tooth and concussed!
Mar 9 2014 1:34PM
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BBurt
Posts: 1588 - Karma: 3,779
Just so you understand why this happened, the DFD at Sugarloaf is suuuper kicky and most locals refer to it as the DUD (down up down, or just dud because it sucks). Got on, remembered I had to put pressure on my front edge, leaned forward instead of putting pressure and lincolned off the end and whiplsahed the fuck out of my face
Mar 9 2014 2:11PM
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B_Shonn
Posts: 10 - Karma: 6
Went for a blind 270 out on an up box hit the rail with to much speed caught an edge while still rotating and came strait down on my wrist, fractured it now I'm rocking a purple cast.
Mar 9 2014 2:29PM
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camerontaylor
Posts: 97 - Karma: 116
ice ice baby
Mar 9 2014 2:55PM
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Pikachu.
Posts: 1290 - Karma: 1,641
I was skiing around down from the park on a groomer and went to hit a little drop from cat track down to the steeper part. The landing is blind, but i've hit it so many times i just assume its good (its on the side of the trail). So I go to hit it and right as im coming off the lift i see this huge pile of ice/snowmaker snow in the landing, i hit it, double eject, and break my thumb
Mar 9 2014 3:37PM
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Suusataja
Posts: 314 - Karma: 1,113
Today I went for a sw lip on fs 27 out. It was a large pipe and I managed to get one of my skis in and basically sw backflipped on. My elbow hurts, back is sore and head is dizzy. Still was a good day.
Mar 9 2014 3:43PM
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avocado.
Posts: 262 - Karma: 247
caught edge on a huge canon rail... head first kamikaze to ground
Mar 9 2014 5:10PM
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masonstehle
Posts: 13 - Karma: 25
Was hitting a corrugated pipe and I tried to go lip on...my skis went inside the pipe, I flipped and faceplanted
Mar 9 2014 5:10PM
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UilyJeff
Posts: 394 - Karma: 1,480
damn
Mar 9 2014 5:21PM
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-emile-
Posts: 6610 - Karma: 8,583
how the fuck does that even happen
Mar 9 2014 6:15PM
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Ribss.
Posts: 3442 - Karma: 3,344
Did that knock some sense into your brain?
Mar 9 2014 6:28PM
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Logan.
Posts: 717 - Karma: 1,862
Tramp-Foam pit: did an easy gainer and just screwed up and had my hand hit awkwardly on the solid side. Broke a wrist bone (scafoid) in half and dislocated another bone. Had surgery and will be in a cast soon for 3 months. No skiing for a while and probably no park till next season
Mar 9 2014 6:56PM
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SEEL
Posts: 1033 - Karma: 1,082
went one fit on a down rail which was dope for the first half until I lost balance, fell head first, and tomahawked twice.
Mar 9 2014 7:30PM
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thehighestllama
Posts: 81 - Karma: 464
Overshot the smallest jump in the park by like 20 feet because they had redesigned it and I hadn't noticed. Didn't eject but got a double case of shin bang from landing back seat in an effort to not destroy my face.

Different day, tried to do a little 3 off of a roller with a jump carved into the side, caught my edge and got bucked, flew backwards for a bit. I managed to get a ski under me but then took the landing straight to the ass and subsequently smashed my melon into the ground. Not that big of a deal but still made for a funny video and made me glad I was wearing a brain bucket
Mar 9 2014 7:53PM
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walrussteeze
Posts: 327 - Karma: 212
First 20 foot+ cliff drop.
-First hit landed too far forward, double ejected, faceplanted and got hit in the ass by my skis sliding down behind me but not hurt.
-Second hit trying to compensate for forward lean I landed somewhere between afterbang position and full on back-slap, my ankle bent awkwardly.
-Skied the rest of the day
-Took off ski boot and my ankle swelled up
-Went to doctor, thankfully it was just a sprain.

I really feel like a dumbass getting injured hucking into 2+ feet of pow. 
Mar 9 2014 8:27PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51260 - Karma: 157,382
I took a lap at the end of the day with some instructors yesterday. They were clinicing with some guy. I wanted to make sure he knew we weren't soft at the mountain so I boosted a natural rock feature and had no idea that the landing was ice. FLat landing, ice landing. Knee isn't doing so hot today.


Mar 9 2014 8:35PM
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OwenReynolds
Posts: 223 - Karma: 1,955
My mountain had it's gaper day today because it is a small resort in PA and won't be open much longer and I pulled my groin doing a cosack with 110cm straights.
Mar 9 2014 8:35PM
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broto
Posts: 9039 - Karma: 25,658
i hope you meant 210
Mar 9 2014 8:51PM
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OwenReynolds
Posts: 223 - Karma: 1,955
Nope. They were tiny and so slow but i could screamin semin for dayssss
Mar 9 2014 9:10PM
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