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Need prom help -- QUICKLY

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alex=
Posts: 1738 - Karma: 2,835
Okay so somehow this hot girl who I talk to in my bio class hasn't been snatched up yet for prom. I want to ask her out this week by taking a delivery truck, writing "Brittney, go to prom with me" - Alex" on it and hanging it off the side of the delivery truck then pulling up to her house and tell her to come out (w/ video of course). This is proving to be more expensive than I thought.

I need ways to ask girls out to prom that are genuine, original, and sappy. Help me out fellas +K
Mar 2 2014 3:46PM
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Abu_Hajaar
Posts: 2747 - Karma: 3,890
Kill her family then arrange the bodies so they spell "prom?"
Mar 2 2014 3:49PM
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Dwarftosser1
Posts: 2602 - Karma: 951
This is your best bet OP

And isn't it a little early for prom shit?
Mar 2 2014 3:54PM
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fujarome
Posts: 8630 - Karma: 1,561
Just ask her if she would go to prom with you. It's almost unheard of, no one ever does that.

Making a big deal out of asking a random girl to prom has to be one of the dumbest trends of the last century.
Mar 2 2014 4:01PM
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,166
This, just ask her. The longer you wait the more likely she'll be asked by someone else.
Mar 2 2014 4:06PM
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eheath
Posts: 61102 - Karma: 118,261
Don't be a douche just ask her
Mar 2 2014 4:10PM
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MNS
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 3,241
Take a poop and smear it on her car asking if she'll come to prom.
Mar 2 2014 4:16PM
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Phil-X-
Posts: 7205 - Karma: 14,399
^You guys are fuckin nerds! Im assuming you went to prom without dates!! Or are still less then 17 years old


OP if you cant afford to rent a moving truck to write prom on it, just rent a large white van and when she leaves for school in the morning have your friends pull her in via the side door. She'll be so scared, she cant say no!


Go with something like

"Since Im not actually a murder/rapist, would you like to go to prom with me?? Because its not to late for me to become a murder rapist..."
Mar 2 2014 4:19PM
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op14
Posts: 1769 - Karma: 4,586
Either fill her car/room with balloons and bring her chocolates and flowers or straight up buy her a teddybear or some shit and some flowers and ask
Mar 2 2014 4:37PM
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alex=
Posts: 1738 - Karma: 2,835
Not where I live. We could all be weird as shit here though haha. Idk man I've never been to prom idk how it works
Mar 2 2014 4:45PM
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Mag
Posts: 8155 - Karma: 14,809
The question is...


Will OP deliver?
Mar 2 2014 4:48PM
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Macblizzle
Posts: 905 - Karma: 183
so lame
Mar 2 2014 4:52PM
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bdarb207
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 438
Dumbest thing I've ever heard. Just for having that idea, I can tell you that if this girl is hot at all, she is way out of your league. Unless of course she feels guilty because you rented a fucking semi to ask her to a high school dance. Nvm. Go for it, might work.



Kids these days..
Mar 2 2014 4:59PM
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bdarb207
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 438
Yeah, random girl from class. BREAK INTO her house and leave shit all over her room. Totally not creepy at all.. Wtf is the matter with you lol.

What prom has become, blows my fucking mind. I blame MTV. Good day sirs.
Mar 2 2014 5:05PM
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yangumane
Posts: 1816 - Karma: 3,346
OP, if you don't have the balls to buy flowers and ask her to prom face-to-face, then you're not mature enough to be going to prom anyway.
Mar 2 2014 5:07PM
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Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,656
Take her out to dinner and buy her flowers and ask her that way.

Dont waste that much money just ASKING the girl to prom. Save it to put towards a nice tux or something. If you do it with flowers or chocolate shell probably find it more romantic than a fucking moving truck anyways
Mar 2 2014 5:14PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,500
Just ask her if she wants to go with you she'll say yes. I never understood all the planing people do. "omg i was not going to go, but then he showed up in a truck so now I am going to go."
Mar 2 2014 5:43PM
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loomis
Posts: 945 - Karma: 176
Do something like this.

Mar 2 2014 5:51PM
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TotalNan
Posts: 147 - Karma: 339
Dude literally just go buy some pretty flowers and ask her in person. Short, sweet, to the point, and girls dig it. Worked for me when I was in high school
Mar 2 2014 6:17PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,100
is he on ns? this is his other video haha

Mar 2 2014 6:39PM
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shitpoop
Posts: 667 - Karma: 1,479
The guy that linked the vid, its probs him in the vid
Mar 2 2014 7:10PM
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fupaface
Posts: 810 - Karma: 449
This, the few times I went to prom I would just ask the girl in person if she would go to prom with me, if she says yes, great. If she were to say no then at least you haven't spent a bunch of time and money scheming out some stupid plan. Just my opinion.
Mar 2 2014 7:40PM
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loomis
Posts: 945 - Karma: 176
Probably, this is him when he was like 13 or 14

Mar 2 2014 8:00PM
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Miomo
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I realize he was just trying to be funny, but it was terrible regardless.
Mar 2 2014 8:06PM
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Wallisch_pl
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True, if anything, it's because the dude knows he can't get her and thinks, "well if I spend a shit ton of money and make 100 people watch she'll have to go with me, and then people will think more of me because i went to prom with a girl 10 times out of my league"
Mar 2 2014 8:12PM
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SamMcChesney
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That song tho....


Mar 2 2014 8:54PM
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AT-AT
Posts: 3281 - Karma: 3,256
"Will you go to prom with me, random girl who i sometimes ask if they did their homework or not in my bio class"

but for real, just ask her straight up, face to face. It worked for me both times.
Mar 2 2014 8:59PM
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op14
Posts: 1769 - Karma: 4,586
Their obviously friends you fucking idiot. You tell the parents when shes not home your intentions and theyll probably say yes.
Mar 2 2014 9:09PM
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Ski_Alot
Posts: 5884 - Karma: 3,502
Damn, when is your prom? People haven't even started asking at my school...
Mar 2 2014 9:24PM
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Dr.Dealgood
Posts: 2587 - Karma: 1,352
oh wrd?

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Mar 2 2014 9:25PM
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gohamsam
Posts: 326 - Karma: 2,930
buy nice flowers or some shit oke that and then just go and ask her
Mar 2 2014 10:26PM
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milk_man
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 6,494
Get her a cake. Girls can't turn down a cake. And if she says no, either throw it at her or start eating it

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Mar 2 2014 11:07PM
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alex=
Posts: 1738 - Karma: 2,835
Being 100% truthful this is pretty accurate
Mar 2 2014 11:12PM
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Wallisch_pl
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You guys really want to make her say yes by doing something so big? You said "Girls can't turn down a cake", so you'd rather go to prom with hot girl that doesn't like you, or go with girl that likes you. This is why the best thing to do is ask her friend to tell her best friend to ask her but say you don't want to, say that it would be cool, then giggle to your friends because girls have cooties
Mar 2 2014 11:15PM
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mrbillgates
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>Buy a shit-ton of ping pong balls from wal-mart…they are damn cheap in bulk.
>Fill a trash bag with them all….
>On 4 of the balls write an A-L-E-X.
>Stick a piece of paper to the trash bag that reads, "I finally got the balls to ask you to Prom. Search through them all to find out who I am."
>Drive to her house.
>Ding dong ditch the bag at her door.
>Get Accepted/Rejected
>???
>Profit/Fail
Mar 3 2014 12:36AM
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fujarome
Posts: 8630 - Karma: 1,561
if I was a girl and someone gave me a giant bag of ping pong balls and told me to figure out who it was from, they wouldn't stand a chance. Kid would find his bag of ping pong balls unopened with a giant "NO" spraypainted on it.


Probably would stand less of a chance if the kid parked a fucking box truck out front of my house.


you're asking her to awkwardly rub up against you for a 3 hour dance, then most likely never talk to you again. Quit over thinking it.
Mar 3 2014 8:20AM
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DasGoatenshafter
Posts: 580 - Karma: 307
Just be super good looking and the girl will ask you.
Mar 3 2014 9:20AM
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shorty_T
Posts: 2725 - Karma: 761
The cake idea is cute. Flowers or a bear is also cute.
Mar 3 2014 10:44AM
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John18_6
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If she rejects you first time around, make a look alike dummy of yourself, have a friend toss it off a 40-50ft height in front of her with a van blocking her view of the ground, while she rushes over to see you replace the doll with yourself and act like you are dying, then say "all I wanted was to go to prom". She can't refuse!
Mar 3 2014 11:01AM
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s-hand
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you could write it in chalk by her house
Mar 3 2014 11:43AM
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John18_6
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That's the way pussies do it, faking suicide all the way.
Mar 3 2014 12:02PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,346
go knock on her door, when she answers tell her that if she doesnt go to prom with you,that you will kill yourself, she will love it.
Mar 3 2014 12:20PM
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bdarb207
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 438
Nope, this is just how a loser would ask someone to prom. Grow up.
Mar 3 2014 2:31PM
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bdarb207
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 438
^and don't call someone an idiot if you can't even handle how to use there/their/they're.
Mar 3 2014 2:33PM
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loomis
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yes
Mar 3 2014 3:33PM
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Deforestation
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@1:46 what
Mar 3 2014 4:42PM
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Phil-X-
Posts: 7205 - Karma: 14,399
".....Who the FUCK is AXEL?"
Mar 3 2014 4:51PM
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milk_man
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If going to Dairy Queen and buying a cake is big to you... I would like to see what you would get a girl for valentines day haha


It's not like you'd buy a cake for a girl that you don't know if she'd say yes, it would be for a girl you know will say yes
Mar 3 2014 6:50PM
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Willgum
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Id keep it simple, you arent asking for marriage so just get a teddy bear holding the sign and give it to her or something along those lines, keep it cool and enjoy prom man. and DONT YOU VIDEO TAPE IT thats awkward in my opinion
Mar 3 2014 7:31PM
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soulskier
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Just ask her
Mar 3 2014 7:34PM
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fishstamp
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eat those little bracelet letters that say- prom and your name, shit on her porch and tell her to dig through it till she finds the letters and unscrambles them (:
Mar 3 2014 8:36PM
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