>Buy a shit-ton of ping pong balls from wal-mart…they are damn cheap in bulk.
>Fill a trash bag with them all….
>On 4 of the balls write an A-L-E-X.
>Stick a piece of paper to the trash bag that reads, "I finally got the balls to ask you to Prom. Search through them all to find out who I am."
>Drive to her house.
>Ding dong ditch the bag at her door.
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