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The Official 'I Hate Ohio' Thread

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yangumane
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This thread's sole purpose is so we can all express our hatred of this disgusting, utterly lifeless state. I hate living here, I hate skiing here, and I will be leaving as soon as I possibly can. Most of the people in Ohio are hicks (especially Southern Ohio, good fucking lord it's vile) and there are 3 major cities that exist for absolutely no reason at all. Columbus is a ghetto, Cincinnati is full of retarded Mexican fucks, and Cleveland is possibly the worst city in the United States.

However, Victoria's Secret was started by an Ohio man, and goddamn I'm grateful he did.

My thoughts go out to the other Newschoolers that have to share this repulsive state with me... feel free to post below!
Mar 2 2014 12:08PM
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theBearJew
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But I thought Cleveland rocks?

Mar 2 2014 12:10PM
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JStrathern
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Mar 2 2014 12:23PM
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uni-corn
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Where in Ohio do you live?
Mar 2 2014 12:46PM
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yangumane
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Granville

Mar 2 2014 12:54PM
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errrka
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Get the fuck out of here.
Mar 2 2014 12:59PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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is what everyone is saying to themselves, miss I live in CO.
Mar 2 2014 1:03PM
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hippy.
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Ohio is disgusting..The fuck pine trees which are made for winter, snow, and just bullshit weather are dying here in Ohio! Absolutely horrible state..Cincinnati is fun if you smoke crack, Cleveland reeks of shit, and Columbus is boring..But on the good side..Ohio knows how to party we don't have fun stuff to do other than drink and smoke weed..Also having lots of fertile land = HUGE grow operations..You'd be surprised at Ohio bud..! I hate Ohio!
Mar 2 2014 1:03PM
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errrka
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congratulations? would you like a trophy?

I'm glad I'm from Ohio, I've lived and traveled all over the world and to tell you the truth I'm glad I spent the past 3 years here (and growing up). Columbus is such an awesome city. The people are great and there is so much to do. Yeah you can't really ski here, but I'm glad I grew up at a hill with 150 vertical. I learned to love skiing, not just on a huge mountain, but even on a tiny hill with man made snow. The nicest people I've ever met are from the midwest and I wouldn't trade it for the world.

Just wait till you guys get older. Yeah I'm moving away again soon, but Ohio will always be home and I will always be proud to be from here.

so fuck you guys. ohio is awesome.
Mar 2 2014 1:09PM
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yangumane
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yeah, my homies got a pretty big one, but real CO bud is expensive as fuck
Mar 2 2014 1:10PM
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hippy.
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This is true! I'm talking about landscape wise Ohio is bad!! But yes you have a point! People here are great! Skiing in the midwest stokes me because everyone realizes this is the worst of the worst and just go with it! I just would rather be in Colorado dropping cliffs and in the summer hiking around and jumping into quarries..Ohio sucks, but People from Ohio rock!
Mar 2 2014 1:17PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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!
Mar 2 2014 1:18PM
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Mag
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I hate Ohio because it spawned Hippy.
Mar 2 2014 1:27PM
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yangumane
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I have to disagree erika... every dude in Ohio dresses solely in Monster and Osiris merchandise, and drives his lifted truck everywhere with his dirt bike in the back... there's basically no culture at all, like you would find in NY, SF, LA, or elsewhere
Mar 2 2014 1:29PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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What ever happened to steezy.ohio?
Mar 2 2014 1:39PM
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hippy.
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me too! fuck that guy!
Mar 2 2014 2:01PM
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jwv
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Trust me, not all of Ohio is like this
Mar 2 2014 2:01PM
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yangumane
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Apart from some nice areas, like Cuyahoga county, New Albany, Dublin, and Granville (where I live) Ohio is nasty
Mar 2 2014 2:06PM
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hippy.
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Dayton has a lot of preppy dressed people! I am fine with that! But @C3PO No matter where you go people will wear that stuff..Once again I'd rather be in Colorado
Mar 2 2014 2:12PM
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yangumane
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Where do all of you guys live?
Mar 2 2014 2:15PM
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KimJong-Illest
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I live in ohio and I see more slammed cars than I do lifted trucks.
Mar 2 2014 2:18PM
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mac_and*cheese
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Hey what about Indian Hill;)
Mar 2 2014 2:23PM
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yangumane
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where do you live?
Mar 2 2014 2:23PM
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Abu_Hajaar
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I hate this place. BW has been good this year but I can't ski anymore because I tore my acl and mcl a few weeks back
Mar 2 2014 2:36PM
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JustForYou
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It's true. The east coast bro thread reminded me of Dayton also.
Mar 2 2014 2:56PM
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errrka
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Have you ever left the tiny shit hole town you're from?

You've obviously never been to Columbus. There is an obscene amount of culture here from clintonville, to campus to the super trendy short north. Go to comfest in the summer. Gallery hop every month. Awesome unique restaurants. Go down towards hocking hills and there's some sick caverns to hike around in. They're opening up a free ski park on the east side of columbus.

Take a moment to not focus on the shittiness and focus on the cool things Ohio has to offer.

Mar 2 2014 3:23PM
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goat00
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it only sucks because you let it. i grew up in south eastern indiana. not shit going on, but it most def did not suck, because we were rad and mad it kickass. so i think you suck, not ohio. cinci rocks too, you just dont seem to be able to handle it

Mar 2 2014 3:29PM
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raull
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I drove through the entire state one time on my way to climb in kentucky, and all i remember is how shitty and flat it was. like what the fuck do people do for fun in ohio?

the only good conribution ohio has made to sociiety is that the movie "airborne" was filmed in Cinncinati on devils backbone.
Mar 2 2014 3:49PM
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hippy.
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Well damn..I regret posting this..I started thinking of great places in Ohio I have been too and boy..Ohio doesn't seem all too bad...
Old Man's Cave:
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100+ year old ship (Old River Tributary)Click for larger image
Quarry in New Paris..I got my scuba certification here! There is a really old Pontiac located in a 30+ feet deep trench, also some sunken boats!
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Also can't forget corkscrew falls!
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Man..Ohio is pretty cool!
Mar 2 2014 3:50PM
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hippy.
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Mar 2 2014 3:51PM
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kevmac
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Hey now I'm from Cincinnati Ohio and I'm not a redneck I wear normal clothes I don't drive a lifted truck its not flat and its not full of mexican fucks. And many great things have come out of Cincinnati
Mar 2 2014 4:10PM
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Kekambas.
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I will never understand how Ohio is the Midwest.....
Mar 2 2014 4:41PM
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JustForYou
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who even cares
Mar 2 2014 5:02PM
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Wizerd
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Don't live in Ohio, but found this relevant

Mar 2 2014 6:19PM
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DizzyG
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Hahahaha lost my shit at "Hooter's: the State!''
Mar 2 2014 6:32PM
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hippy.
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i would be considered Old Ohio.. I like the name Hooters: The State we do love Hooters!
Mar 2 2014 6:42PM
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Bombogenesis
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I can't make it on my own



Cause my heart is in ohiiiooooooo


So cut my wrists and black my eyesss

CUT MY WRISTS and BLACK MY EYEEESS


So I can fall asleep tonight, or die










Hxcore
Mar 2 2014 6:45PM
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op14
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the theme song of several 13 year old scene girls
Mar 2 2014 7:13PM
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yangumane
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the song in itself made me depressed
Mar 2 2014 8:32PM
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Bombogenesis
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The lyrics are emo as can be but the song itself is catchy if you're into that kind of thing
Mar 2 2014 8:36PM
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yangumane
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not in the slightest... but Kid Cudi and MGK are from Ohio, so that's one positive
Mar 2 2014 8:50PM
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Jeebus.
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Plus Bone Thugs N Harmony are from cleveland so theres that, but hippy is from there, so i hate ohio.
Mar 2 2014 8:53PM
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hippy.
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8=====D
Mar 2 2014 9:12PM
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Blynch2
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Honestly Ohio isnt that bad. I've liver here my entire life and loved it
Mar 2 2014 9:14PM
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Bombogenesis
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Ah ... I forgot



This is ns. Shitty quality rap ish stuff FTW. Note I am not promoting Hawthorne heights in any way but I don't think that mgk is very good either
Mar 2 2014 9:16PM
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yangumane
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we all know you're from Tatooine, stop playin bruh
Mar 2 2014 9:16PM
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Blynch2
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Shut the fuck up at least I came out of a pussy instead of being created by a dark side traitor
Mar 2 2014 9:30PM
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Chunter
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How can a city lead the nation in drifters? Drifters don't stay in one spot...
Mar 2 2014 9:39PM
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yangumane
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do you know what this thread is about?
Mar 2 2014 9:42PM
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Chunter
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somebody didn't watch the hastily made cleveland tourism video
Mar 2 2014 11:05PM
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icon1234
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Yea so the weather in Ohio blows, but other than that I disagreed with everything you said. Pretty much none of those people exist where I live, in fact I love the vibe of this city. All I wish for is some better public golf courses, and better weather.

Oh yea you kinda sound like a douche.
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