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How to convince dad to let me backflip

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snowmosexual
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I'm 14 and I plan to try to back flip this weekend. I've done it on an airbag multiple times and am very confident that I can stick it first try. I mentioned something about it to my dad and he started yelling at me saying he doesn't want to take care of me when I'm in a wheelchair. Usually my dads chill about this stuff and my moms on board with me going for it. Help me out NS
Feb 27 2014 6:39PM
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.AR6rider.
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Nah.
Feb 28 2014 4:49PM
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3ski6guy0
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i second this. girls get wet for backflips
Feb 28 2014 10:35PM
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theabortionator
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Learn backflips and frontflips the same day. If you throw the same amount of frontflips in backflips, they cancel out each other so you can truthfully tell your pops you're rotationally the same human being as you were before although he might want to drug test you as this concept is too brilliant for your average person.


Or just tell him your sneakers told you to just do it and you couldn't help yourself.


If your family is religious you could say the devil made you do it.


They say the internet can alter moods talk to you, but can it huck a flip for you and stomp it too? If so then the next time gravity comes unglued, just tell your Dad that it was my fault and I'll get sued.
Feb 28 2014 11:02PM
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op14
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i got the reference. +k
Feb 28 2014 11:06PM
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cyberginger
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Feb 28 2014 11:39PM
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FrenchFry
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Just say ' Dad you fucking jizzed in my mom. You owe me one. Now let me do a fucking backflip or ill jizz in your mom.'
Mar 1 2014 3:46PM
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theTRIBE101
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I believe that that is more relevant to rape.
Mar 1 2014 4:02PM
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milk_man
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Mar 1 2014 6:51PM
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chicken
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didn't read the thread, but I have no idea why your dad would be able to stop you from doing a backflip.

what dad does not want to see his kid try a backflip? moms might bet a bit worried, but still let you do it. most dads would be out with a shovel building the fricken jump.
Mar 1 2014 11:44PM
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yangumane
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??????????
my dad's not living up to the st andards, apparently
Mar 1 2014 11:46PM
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goat00
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just go do one. gonna ask for permission to bang your first floozy as well? live your life

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Mar 4 2014 1:06PM
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SSteezle
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It's kinda weird you remember all these little kid stories it's almost as if you dream about them. Ya fuckin weirdo
Mar 4 2014 1:38PM
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Antwoin_Richards
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If you know you can do it, do it.

If you are unsure, well, you make your own problems...
Mar 4 2014 2:53PM
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ZachAndCheese
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Just do random backflips off of furniture around your house so your dad sees your mad skills and lets you do them, if you don't land them you will most likely die and probably shouldn't be trying them in the park anyways
Mar 4 2014 6:14PM
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