Super steezy thug seeking equally or more steezy individual to hang out with in our spare time. Must be ok with doing very little productive activities and tolerant of frequent masturbation.
Adoration of the sport of skiing is a must, as well as being able to claim a multitude of tricks they're able to do. Actual ability to perform all tricks claimed not necessary.
Must be ok with semi-frequent use of marijuana. Must be willing to back up all claims of many more drugs used than actually used. Claiming to have done many drugs without actually having done them is a definite plus.
Must have a family with a lot of money, but act like they're always broke. Trust funds are a huge plus, as are expensive cars that have no payments needed.
Must be ok with eating shit ass food and drinking shit ass beer.
Individuals who are more inclined toward a "ski bum" lifestyle without being willing to give up many of modern world amenities will be considered top applicants.
They call me Captain Obvious.
"Fuck them in their asses with dildos made of lava bees."