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five0
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ok

for the males: today i spent the day in the emergency room because i felt like chopping wood...good ab workout...so i borrowed my neighbors axe after i was told not to cut wood..and i was chopping along and then i went to pick up a piece of wood and it hit my arm..that fucker was sharp....went to the er..10 stitches..ive done worse

for the females:i spent the day in the emergency room because....so i was walking down the street and this gang guy asks me what im looking at foo and im all nothing special and he says yo you wanna get butt naked and wrestle..come on!!! and imlike no way man fighting is for wrestlers...but then he said...yo mama!! that turned me into a fighting machine..but he didnt wanna play fair he called his gang over and i fought them all...there mustve been 50 gang members i swear!!! so im fighting thenm and im doing good for 1 guy aginst 50 of them..i was kicknig some guy in the nuts when all of a sudden a hot 26er bottle flies out of a window and smashes on the ground...and your never gonna guess this one!!! it had a fish in it !! 2 of them...one of them tried to kicked me but i tripped and fell over my penis and landed on a piece of glass. i cut myself the guy that threw the bottle yelled skiiers suck and then began peeing on me....so i walked away..but i also found some rope tied up the bad gyus and called the five0!!!!!!!!! i saved the day


i think you can figure out which ones true.......HA i was chopping wood and i had an accident yeah ok w/e ....morons.....


scOOterboy8221: is the french version of American Eagle, Canadian Goose?
LineSkiEastCoast: lol
LineSkiEastCoast: dude, your a crackhead

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'
Jul 5 2002 7:53PM
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mauii
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i nominate this for most fucked up post of the year!

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Jul 5 2002 8:06PM
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andyrightcoast
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I second that nomination... and I've seen some pretty damn fucked up posts....


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Jul 5 2002 8:16PM
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PhattTim
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I third it and yep, I also seen some pretty fucked up posts.

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Jul 5 2002 9:21PM
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Krongos
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i dunno, what about that one about the black house with pink shudders?


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Jul 5 2002 9:59PM
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Freestyla_01
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idunno... witchbaby666 is pretty messed up.....
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Jul 6 2002 3:45AM
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ski2824
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i hate emergency rooms...they're so slow, at least around here
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Jul 6 2002 4:03PM
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SkierX
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You don't know 'THE TRICK'??

Oh wow. Well, here it is. You get an injury. Nothing too serious, but yer gonna need to be patched up. Aye, but yer in a hurry. Well, take the gun or the butcher knife, and begin stabbing yourslef repeatadly, or shooting yourself. This will allow yourself faster, aand increased attention and service. Works for me everytime. But I can't feel my toes anymore.
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Jul 6 2002 4:35PM
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andyrightcoast
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Steve... I advise that you loosen whatever chain is around your neck to allow increased blood flow...


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MIKE NICK LIU KANG!
Jul 6 2002 4:43PM
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five0
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haha i dunno what was wong with me the other night.......but V.1 as better the page refreshed and and made v.2 i added a few things.......but didnt ya like it....i should burn myself more offen


scOOterboy8221: is the french version of American Eagle, Canadian Goose?
LineSkiEastCoast: lol
LineSkiEastCoast: dude, your a crackhead

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'
Jul 7 2002 11:56PM
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Drail
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the ER in the collingwood hospital has like 4 n64's... i always go in there and get fixed and while i wait i play some waveracer or whatever it's called.

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Jul 8 2002 1:03AM
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Guest
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haha! like purposly get hurt so you can hang there
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Jul 8 2002 1:10AM
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kristen
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i liked that post. hehe. But i used to be in emergency rooms all the time. it sucked. so many old ppl there in this city. yech.


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If you can kick it across the room. It's not a dog!!
Jul 8 2002 1:18AM
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five0
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yeah when i was there some old lady couldnt breathe and this guy fell off a roof she asks what hurts he sais 'my head'

hahahahhaha thats funny..4th of july weekend i was the 6 tetnis shot given that day


scOOterboy8221: is the french version of American Eagle, Canadian Goose?
LineSkiEastCoast: lol
LineSkiEastCoast: dude, your a crackhead

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'
Jul 8 2002 1:34AM
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five0
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this guy at my camp..my old camp...we tore it down now but yrs b4 we had it some alcoholic had and shot himself in the head...he drove himself to the er


scOOterboy8221: is the french version of American Eagle, Canadian Goose?
LineSkiEastCoast: lol
LineSkiEastCoast: dude, your a crackhead

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'
Jul 8 2002 10:19PM
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PhattTim
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HAHAAHAH, STEVIE!!! LOL!!!! IDIOT!!! hahahha, man that's funny, haha, whoa, haha, just about on the floor, hehe.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
'We are slaves to the labor of love that winter brings us every year.'
*I love Matty Enns*
Jul 8 2002 10:21PM
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five0
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whhaaaaaaaaa?


scOOterboy8221: is the french version of American Eagle, Canadian Goose?
LineSkiEastCoast: lol
LineSkiEastCoast: dude, your a crackhead

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'
Jul 9 2002 11:38AM
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