for the males: today i spent the day in the emergency room because i felt like chopping wood...good ab workout...so i borrowed my neighbors axe after i was told not to cut wood..and i was chopping along and then i went to pick up a piece of wood and it hit my arm..that fucker was sharp....went to the er..10 stitches..ive done worse
for the females:i spent the day in the emergency room because....so i was walking down the street and this gang guy asks me what im looking at foo and im all nothing special and he says yo you wanna get butt naked and wrestle..come on!!! and imlike no way man fighting is for wrestlers...but then he said...yo mama!! that turned me into a fighting machine..but he didnt wanna play fair he called his gang over and i fought them all...there mustve been 50 gang members i swear!!! so im fighting thenm and im doing good for 1 guy aginst 50 of them..i was kicknig some guy in the nuts when all of a sudden a hot 26er bottle flies out of a window and smashes on the ground...and your never gonna guess this one!!! it had a fish in it !! 2 of them...one of them tried to kicked me but i tripped and fell over my penis and landed on a piece of glass. i cut myself the guy that threw the bottle yelled skiiers suck and then began peeing on me....so i walked away..but i also found some rope tied up the bad gyus and called the five0!!!!!!!!! i saved the day
i think you can figure out which ones true.......HA i was chopping wood and i had an accident yeah ok w/e ....morons.....
scOOterboy8221: is the french version of American Eagle, Canadian Goose?
LineSkiEastCoast: dude, your a crackhead
'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'