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ATTENTION. Taco bell to begin serving breakfast.

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Finkle
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Hey guys and gals, for those of you who enjoy defecating blood in the morning hours, Taco Bell has stepped up there game and has planned to serve breakfast for all you early birds. Thoughts of Waffle Tacos tip-toeing through my mind. Alas since I use a Windows Surface 2 Tablet and am forced to use internet explorer I cant deck out this thread with pictures for some reason, and this link may not even work. So someone indulge in making me look better by sexifying this thread with maple syrup filled waffle tacos. http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/taco-bell-is-starting-a-breakfast-menu-and-it-includes-the-l
Feb 24 2014 9:26PM
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Finkle
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THEIR**...fuck my life..
Feb 24 2014 9:27PM
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ChillTeenDad420
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jesus...h....christ....

hallelujah amen mohammad be praised

allah akbar and shalom
Feb 24 2014 9:28PM
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the.hellion.
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I ... Kind of want.
Feb 24 2014 9:30PM
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ChillTeenDad420
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thank you joseph smith and based god

t-bell keeps blessing me

first i win a ps4 from t-bell and now this

what have i done to deserve this krishna
Feb 24 2014 9:33PM
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ThatCOprep
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They have been serving that at the taco bells here for a while now.
Feb 24 2014 9:33PM
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Finkle
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Well I guess I dropped the ball on that one. Not in my neck of the woods.
Feb 24 2014 9:38PM
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Kooky_Lukey
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I am still hesitant to believe anything on Buzzfeed..
Feb 24 2014 10:05PM
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SFB
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ew do no want.
Feb 24 2014 10:07PM
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ILLinoisance
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What the fuck, is Helen Keller pouring the syrup onto these 'tacos'?

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Feb 24 2014 10:13PM
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chacha33
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Well if Im eating taco bell theres a good chance I woke up at noon so this doesn't concern me
Feb 24 2014 10:30PM
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eheath
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hahah i lost
Feb 24 2014 10:31PM
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raymondcabral
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Those things will cleanse your bowels before the day even begins... fun
Feb 24 2014 10:32PM
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Chubz.
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Good god
Feb 24 2014 10:59PM
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Jeebus.
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sounds raunchy
Feb 24 2014 11:06PM
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RudyGarmisch
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Taco Bell starts serving at 10am in most places, and for most Taco Bell patrons 10am is fucking way early.
Feb 24 2014 11:07PM
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Finkle
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See the cup behind the taco. It looks like its going to be 7 a.m. or earlier!
Feb 24 2014 11:46PM
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CheddarJack
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Taco Bell's food is already so disgusting I can't imagine how horrible their breakfast will be.
Feb 24 2014 11:52PM
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BdoubleU
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LOL i lost horribly. you win.
Feb 24 2014 11:56PM
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chicken
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that's so fucking nasty.

I have zero respect for anyone who would eat that.
Feb 25 2014 1:30AM
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Funnel
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They've been doing this for at least two years now.
Feb 25 2014 4:03AM
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Laurent.
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Feb 25 2014 5:07AM
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louie.mirags
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Nice a 32oz soda before 10:30
Feb 25 2014 7:55AM
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Abu_Hajaar
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Yum diabetes
Feb 25 2014 8:14AM
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theabortionator
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I'd rather just get some real food in the morning.
Feb 25 2014 10:38AM
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snwbrdmilf
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Pretty much.
Feb 25 2014 11:23AM
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RubberSoul
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hey morons:

-yes, fast food is terrible for you

-eating it occasionally is fine assuming you eat well normally

-new items always get rolled out at select locations to see how they fare before doing it everywhere

-fucking retards

every fast food thread is the same, this is fast food breakfast, all the same rules apply
Feb 25 2014 11:38AM
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jfxphoto
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this post is everything i love about internet culture
Feb 25 2014 11:43AM
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Swaggy_P
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https://www.yahoo.com/food/taco-bell-takes-aim-at-mcdonalds-with-breakfast-77736394463.html

Best news i got all day
Feb 25 2014 12:02PM
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louie.mirags
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yeah, man. Everyone but you is dumb. Why are all of them against poor people food?
Feb 25 2014 12:11PM
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quizbot
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My butt hurts just thinking about it
Feb 25 2014 12:17PM
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ABalls
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I can only imagine what the diarrhea from a syrup covered Taco Bell breakfast waffle will be like.
Feb 25 2014 12:58PM
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pat_in_the_hat
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Alright people. Today is the day.

Was anyone else waiting outside taco bell at 7? I was. But the lady let me sit inside cause it was cold out. BUT, when she opened the door for me, she said, "Welcome to history in the making" That proved to be an understatement

I was first in a long line of 1.

I ordered the waffle taco and the a.m. crunchwrap.

I didnt like the waffle taco. Cheese does not belong on a waffle. Bold move TB, I dont think it will prosper.

However, the a.m. crunchwrap was good. I liked it. Its basically a crunch wrap with egg, hashbrowns and sausage, bacon or steak all wrapped up in a tortilla.

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Mar 27 2014 10:21AM
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CaptainObvious.
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This line cause me to chortle semi-audibly.
Mar 27 2014 10:26AM
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Wallisch_pl
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yeah op, that waffle thing looks gross, i can't see inside the crunchwrap but that looks decent
Mar 27 2014 10:27AM
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Spagett+
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Do they start serving breakfast at noon when all the burn outs who enjoy taco bell get up?
Mar 28 2014 5:37PM
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Chubz.
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Went yesterday. Everything definitely lived up to my expectations. Crunchwrap was amazing. Waffle taco wasnt great but still good

All in all 8/10 will eat again
Mar 28 2014 6:21PM
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RubberSoul
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i bet the crunchwrap is good.. the regular one is awesome

the thing i don't get is why theyre pushing the syrup thing when salsa and/or hot sauce is awesome on breakfasts foods


PS lol at my other post not being downvoted, NS is a good sport sometimes

PPS lol at you being there at 7 that's awesome
Mar 28 2014 6:33PM
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ronin480
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Could be good at around 4 or 5 am at an all nighter
Mar 28 2014 11:09PM
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ronin480
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I heard it had pretty bad reviews already but I might try it once just to form my own perspective
Mar 28 2014 11:11PM
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Funkadelic
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Now I have an alternative to a morning coffee to release everything built up in my bowels.
Mar 28 2014 11:15PM
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El_Barto.
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i lold myself. Youre a champ to wait outside a taco bell in the morning for a new product
Mar 28 2014 11:24PM
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op14
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Was there tonight for a baja blast. The breakfast burrito looks dope
Mar 28 2014 11:25PM
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Chubz.
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Came to the realization that I ate a 1300 calorie breakfast thursday.


My..heart..
Mar 29 2014 12:05AM
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El_Barto.
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Still a fatty at heart? If it makes you feel better I drink a cups of coffee every morning that has 1300 calories and like 85 grams of fat.
Mar 29 2014 12:09AM
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Chubz.
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I just didn't realize the crunchwrap or whatever was like 790 calories. And I wasn't walking outta there without a waffle taco.
And those cinnabon things...

So Yeah I'm still a fatty at heart.
Mar 29 2014 12:21AM
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Mr.Huck
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You may be doing it wrong.
Mar 29 2014 12:44AM
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ronin480
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^ hahaha
Mar 29 2014 12:50AM
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louie.mirags
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if you're gonna eat it don't worry about the calorie count you sound like Oprah... and if you want to worry its not the calories when it comes to fast food, its the shit quality of the ingredients
Mar 29 2014 1:00AM
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uyghur
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Can't wait to to try those cinnabon things. Looks like delicious balls of artsy clogging goodness.
Mar 29 2014 2:56AM
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ski4fun420
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The breakfast burrito gets my vote
Mar 29 2014 10:16AM
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