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let me tell you all an inspirational story:
I was a down in the dumps sad sack with no friends. I was the least popular kid in school. but one day, I decided to do something about it. so, I bought these cool skis I found where all of the tips flare up like the front of skis normally do. this way, when I ski, snow gets kicked up so people notice me more. I began skiing. the bitches came slowly at first, but soon I had more bitches than I knew what to do with. I showed the football team a video of me skiing on a fat white rail and they begged me to be the captain. instead of doing homework, I would take point of view videos with my camera that was designed to make me go pro. I aced all my classes. Everyone in the school gets a day off on my birthday in celebration of me. Some call me a school hero. I even have a small, but growing, religion based on me. So, in summation, get skis, get pitted. go big, acquire bitches. follow your dreams.