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[BoatsNHoes]
Posts: 183 - Karma: 1,324
So I'm chillin in the safety patrol room after running into A FUCKING POLE! I came off a downbar switch and caught an edge. I refused to fall and while trying to catch myself I went off course. Before I knew it I was stuck in a fence next to a light post with a sharp pain in my elbow and hip. A FUCKING LIGHT POST!!! Been skiing since I was 2 and I fuck myself on a god damn light post! I'm scared as hell and need some stories to cheer me up.
Jan 31 2014 9:01PM
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_Jeffrey_
Posts: 1651 - Karma: 572
I once broke my arm fucking too many hoes on my boat
Mar 24 2014 1:20AM
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AT-AT
Posts: 3281 - Karma: 3,256
I fell the other week hitting a spine. I put my hands out instinctively to break my fall, and snap went my finger.
Mar 24 2014 2:26AM
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a.g
Posts: 33 - Karma: 71
I tore my acl and broke my tibia literally doing nothing. It was at the bottom of my run and itwas practically flat. I felt like an idiot, and it put me out for an entire season.
Mar 24 2014 2:32AM
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bwilson17
Posts: 61 - Karma: 112
Back in high school I tore some ligaments in my thumb while playing dodgeball. I had ball in my right hand and used it to deflect another ball thrown at me and it had barely caught the tip of my thumb and pulled it back. On the plus side my math teacher didn't make me do my assignment since my thumb was all black and blue and I could barely hold a pencil.
Mar 24 2014 2:50AM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,012
tore my ACL by not carrying enough speed into a C-box

came off early, tail of my left ski dug into the snow, pop goes the ACL
Mar 24 2014 2:59AM
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perryhunter
Posts: 721 - Karma: -185
I went on a ski trip at Alta for three days, and after skiing on the last day, I packed things up to check out, and for some darn reason, I found myself being fell in a hotel's stairs. Lots of people were staring at me and shocked! I rise as if nothing's happened, but later I realized I broke my toes! I headed my self to the hospital alone..

http://www.toursdesport.com/
Mar 24 2014 3:02AM
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ronin480
Posts: 200 - Karma: -1
Skied into my poles super fast just after my ski snapped. Lacerated my kidney and spleen, perferated my colon and collapsed my lung. lost 4 litres of blood. 10 month recovery. Scar from pelvis to sternum! This is why I can't see having poles and I feel just as good without them
Mar 24 2014 9:44AM
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ronin480
Posts: 200 - Karma: -1
That's why I can't see using poles and I got used to not having them
Mar 24 2014 9:50AM
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Gr0mo
Posts: 707 - Karma: 3,663
I dislocated my should doing a tail tap straight air on a drop down onto a cat track. Don't ask me how something so simple could go so wrong.
Mar 24 2014 1:12PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 36658 - Karma: 110,374
i tried taking this small 20ft hip jump thing straight on like candide and took it like 50ft past the landing. only remember take off and sitting up against a tree afterwards in a daze. it was fucked.
Mar 24 2014 1:19PM
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Slush
Posts: 1905 - Karma: 12,901
Some of the things in this thread are halarious
Mar 24 2014 4:57PM
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APunx176
Posts: 1189 - Karma: 2,628
I stopped at the bottom of a hill too hard and I ended up pulling something in my thigh really bad.
Mar 24 2014 5:13PM
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MEDSKI.XXX
Posts: 312 - Karma: 403
I completely obliterated my knee catching an edge while going switch
Mar 24 2014 5:46PM
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X_ANKILLA
Posts: 2354 - Karma: -5,295
booze cruisin' at Snowshoe.
hit a rail.
stalled on it.
slid off.
laughed at myself.
sliding away switch.
ski finds a groove.
do the splits.
tweak the fuck outta my knee.
can't go skiing for out last day at Snowshoe.
Mar 24 2014 9:01PM
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Xanadoo
Posts: 729 - Karma: 1,237
when i was 14 i ran into a fence pole going full speed with a blindfold on and knocked myself unconscious.

simultaneously about ten feet away my friend hit the same fence and lost three of his front teeth.

this happened in english class...
Mar 24 2014 9:16PM
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DaNinjew
Posts: 240 - Karma: 44
dropped a small hump to some serious flatground. Knees+face= chipped tooth
Mar 25 2014 12:28AM
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_Jeffrey_
Posts: 1651 - Karma: 572
did that after hitting a flat box :(
Mar 26 2014 6:27PM
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gapers4life
Posts: 282 - Karma: 783
Broke my collarbone dicking around on blades. I was hauling ass and went to do a daffy off a jump and brought my foot back too soon. The tip caught on the lip of the jump and I forgot to tuck and roll and landed on my shoulder. Got a plate and six screws put in. The worst part wasn't the break tho. It was my ego. When the ski patroller said the words, "here lets take off his blades and then we'll lift him into the sled" that's when my ego broke, it's a good thing they put me on some really fucking strong painkillers because I felt ashamed telling my ski buddies what happened.Click for larger image
Mar 26 2014 8:04PM
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caderobinson
Posts: 1193 - Karma: 4,770
Broke my collarbone probably going 5mph. Just tipped over....

Finally returned skiing, got about ten days in, and then seperated my shoulder playing floor hockey.
Mar 26 2014 8:12PM
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egg.
Posts: 3231 - Karma: 3,477
hit a snowboarder on time and i broke my Leg it was shitty as fuck
Mar 26 2014 8:13PM
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Schlutz
Posts: 858 - Karma: 425
I choked for about a minute on a jawbreaker I tried tossing up and catching in my mouth cuz I saw someone do it on the show I was watching.
Mar 27 2014 12:23AM
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Xanadoo
Posts: 729 - Karma: 1,237
one of my buddies tore his left shoulder labrum 60% on a butterbox. in fairness to him though it was the first time he ever tried park.

the rest of us didnt realize how hurt he was and made him ski the rest of the day. and the day after that...

then he had to get surgery...
Mar 29 2014 8:35PM
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